Things that make you laugh

[smac]

Haven't lived? Spent 6 weeks living in a car driving around the UK, I know the standards of radio round those parts and know that 99% of it is better than big Bob and the dynamic duo...

[JAS]

Haven't lived? Spent 6 weeks living in a car driving around the UK, I know the standards of radio round those parts and know that 99% of it is better than big Bob and the dynamic duo...

Yeh there is some good stuff here...but my local station is Moray Firth Radio and believe me it really is terrible. Only people I've met who listen are taxi drivers (every taxi has it on) and mates, if we've had bad rain or snow for the road reports and local authority flooding announcements etc.

Now I'm getting into the 'grumpy old...' catagory I probably listen to Bob and the Abbot and Costello because I like shouting at the computer when they get me angry haha. For some reason Bob gets me much more angry since he got back from his accident...no idea why

I usually enjoy your after midnight guys though.

Regards
JAS

[mighty_tiger_79]

Haven't lived? Spent 6 weeks living in a car driving around the UK, I know the standards of radio round those parts and know that 99% of it is better than big Bob and the dynamic duo...

Yeh there is some good stuff here...but my local station is Moray Firth Radio and believe me it really is terrible. Only people I've met who listen are taxi drivers (every taxi has it on) and mates, if we've had bad rain or snow for the road reports and local authority flooding announcements etc.

Now I'm getting into the 'grumpy old...' catagory I probably listen to Bob and the Abbot and Costello because I like shouting at the computer when they get me angry haha. For some reason Bob gets me much more angry since he got back from his accident...no idea why

I usually enjoy your after midnight guys though.

Regards
JAS

I enjoyed them until i rang upto the 'what song is this lyric from?' comp to win and not get a prize

the next day the prize for the same comp was movie tickets, i mean thats all i was hoping for.

[JAS]

This story from the BBC news site...looking at him I'm surprised he owns a lawn mower

Regards
JAS


US man charged for shooting mower

Witnesses told police Mr Walendowski appeared to have been drinking

A 56-year-old man from the Midwestern US state of Wisconsin has been arrested after shooting his lawn mower in his garden because it would not start.

Keith Walendowski was charged by police in Milwaukee with disorderly conduct and possession of a sawn-off shotgun.

He could face a fine of up to $11,000 and a maximum prison sentence of six-and-a-half years if convicted.

Police officers said Mr Walendowski had told them: "It's my lawn mower and my yard, so I can shoot it if I want."

Police found the shotgun, a handgun and a stungun, as well as ammunition, when they detained Mr Walendowski in the basement of his house.

Witnesses told police that he appeared to have been drinking.

The lawn mower was found sitting outside Mr Walendowski's house, which he shares with his mother, with the rubbish on Friday.

A local retailer said that Mr Walendowski might now have difficulty getting his lawn mower repaired.

"Anything not factory recommended would void the warranty," said Dick Wagner, of Wagner's Garden Mart in Milwaukee.

[johntheclaret]

Que Basil Fawlty.

[Footy Chick]

Thats the funniest thing ever according to my Nanna, she's been going on about it all week!

[mighty_tiger_79]

harvey normans ge finance credit check

what credit check

[gadj1976]

Funniest Home Video's. Turn the sound down, it's funnier. I love watching people hurt themselves!

[Pseudo]

harvey normans ge finance credit check

what credit check

A pregnancy check would be more appropriate. If you pass the test then you qualify for a new plasma screen on nine months interest free terms...

[Dutchy]

Pilko on 5aa this morning doing a live advertising read for NAP Finance and calling it NAB

[Baron Greenback]

Ricky Gervais. Brilliant comedian.

[Thiele]

a tv series called Wipe out

[Dutchy]

Queenslanders surfing in full length wetsuits, and me in boardshoarts...its warmer in winter up here than summer in Adelaide!

[Strawb]

Dutchy's signature

[Footy Chick]

Having put in a long day looking after kids etc, I climb onto the couch with a nice glass of Coopers' Stout.

The glass is the sort with a handle; holds a bit less than a full stubby of beer. I've had it for years. Was given to me as a gift from a sister who once worked at the ill-fated LoneStar steakhouse; it was marked with a LoneStar logo.

I take a couple of sips, and sit there reclining in the sofa..... when without warning the arse falls off the glass. My lap is promptly filled with Coopers' Stout, which proceeds to ooze into my cods and also into the upholstery.

Sorry Pseudo...

[GWW]

Dutchy's signature

I like the current one a lot more than the James Brayshaw one a month or so ago

[JAS]

Especially for FC...hope your satanic computer lets you see this news item from here...if you've never seen a penguin inspecting the Guard then the video clip is great

Penguin becomes a 'Sir'

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7563844.stm

Regards
JAS

[Footy Chick]

Especially for FC...hope your satanic computer lets you see this news item from here...if you've never seen a penguin inspecting the Guard then the video clip is great

Penguin becomes a 'Sir'

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7563844.stm

Regards
JAS

I saw the pic but couldn't play the flash.. Thanks JAS!

[JAS]

Especially for FC...hope your satanic computer lets you see this news item from here...if you've never seen a penguin inspecting the Guard then the video clip is great

Penguin becomes a 'Sir'

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7563844.stm

Regards
JAS

I saw the pic but couldn't play the flash.. Thanks JAS!

You'll have to get the guys at work to create a diversion while you take a sneaky peek...I think it's worth it...the penguin really does seem to inspect the guard...so cute

Regards
JAS

[smac]

Looking back and remembering how uncomfortable I was when having 'that talk' with my old man.

After having 'that talk' with smac jr last night, I now understand that I had it easy back then.