Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Sat Sep 21, 2019 10:44 am

Missed a SGM when Stewart only had 19 possessions instead of 20. Needed him to take that last kick in
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Sat Sep 21, 2019 11:20 am

The fact my phone doesn't have a breathalyzer on it. Apparently I booked tickets to the NRL prelim and GF last night! :?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Sat Sep 21, 2019 12:05 pm

Wedgie wrote:The fact my phone doesn't have a breathalyzer on it. Apparently I booked tickets to the NRL prelim and GF last night! :?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sat Sep 21, 2019 3:44 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Sun Sep 22, 2019 12:37 pm

Teaching my son to drive, one car goes straight through a give way sign and me pulling the handbrake stops a t-bone then someone turns left straight into his path (cars were parked against the left curb). Another slam on the brakes. People need to be more vigilant
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Sep 23, 2019 9:27 am

Brodlach wrote:Teaching my son to drive, one car goes straight through a give way sign and me pulling the handbrake stops a t-bone then someone turns left straight into his path (cars were parked against the left curb). Another slam on the brakes. People need to be more vigilant

It's scary shit hey?

Going around roundabouts and I'm telling my daughter to hover over the brake pedal, not the accelerator and she's telling my she is GRRRRR, don't argue love, just listen.

She gets amazingly close to the cars parked on the side of the road too, scares the bag out of me.

On the flip side, I do love the time we're spending together, I picked her up from work at Mawson Lakes yesterday at 10:30am, drove to Prospect, Outer Harbour, Harbour Town, Marion, to Gawler then finished up at Para Hills, squeezed lunch in there too, she is my best friend.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Eagles2014 » Thu Oct 03, 2019 2:17 pm

The Advertiser today reporting police getting a pay rise, so now a superintendent gets $160k.

A rookie/1st or 2nd year AFL player probably makes the same money.

Something seriously out of whack when this has been allowed to happen!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Thu Oct 03, 2019 2:38 pm

Eagles2014 wrote:The Advertiser today reporting police getting a pay rise, so now a superintendent gets $160k.

A rookie/1st or 2nd year AFL player probably makes the same money.

Something seriously out of whack when this has been allowed to happen!!


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Oct 03, 2019 2:43 pm

Eagles2014 wrote:The Advertiser today reporting police getting a pay rise, so now a superintendent gets $160k.

A rookie/1st or 2nd year AFL player probably makes the same money.

Something seriously out of whack when this has been allowed to happen!!


Police are incredibly under paid, no question.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Thu Oct 03, 2019 4:50 pm

That **** cop who stoned the wombat to death. And then some people trying to justify it by saying that it was a traditional killing and he was going to eat it. **** off you wankers!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby westcoastpanther » Thu Oct 03, 2019 5:23 pm

Bum Crack wrote:That **** cop who stoned the wombat to death. And then some people trying to justify it by saying that it was a traditional killing and he was going to eat it. **** off you wankers!!!!!!!!!


They still spear dugong and turtles on Mornington Island, all from a tinny mind you. Bloody tasty too...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Thu Oct 03, 2019 5:42 pm

westcoastpanther wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:That **** cop who stoned the wombat to death. And then some people trying to justify it by saying that it was a traditional killing and he was going to eat it. **** off you wankers!!!!!!!!!


They still spear dugong and turtles on Mornington Island, all from a tinny mind you. Bloody tasty too...

I bet they record it on their phones and act like ******* cockheads too yeah?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby westcoastpanther » Thu Oct 03, 2019 5:47 pm

No, I wasn't even allowed to witness it, but I could eat it
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spangas » Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:36 am

Couriers who sign their own name for 'proof of delivery'.
I apologise.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Oct 09, 2019 11:07 am

Spangas wrote:Couriers who sign their own name for 'proof of delivery'.

Not condoning it (unless you have an agreement in place with your regular driver) but a lot of drivers do it.

So I’ve heard...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Oct 09, 2019 11:15 am

Spargo wrote:
Spangas wrote:Couriers who sign their own name for 'proof of delivery'.

Not condoning it (unless you have an agreement in place with your regular driver) but a lot of drivers do it.

So I’ve heard...

Sometimes couriers are somewhat invisible.

I remember delivering a pallet of something to Electrolux or Kelvinator (one in Dudley Park), I pulled up, unstrapped and then stood there like a stale bottle of piss waiting for some assistance, they were pretty bloody quick to notice my existence when I jumped on the nearest forklift and unloaded myself though.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spangas » Wed Oct 09, 2019 1:39 pm

Spargo wrote:
Spangas wrote:Couriers who sign their own name for 'proof of delivery'.

Not condoning it (unless you have an agreement in place with your regular driver) but a lot of drivers do it.

So I’ve heard...

Even better when they deliver at my work and sign using my name instead (without telling me).
Usually doesn't bother me, except when jobs go missing.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Oct 09, 2019 1:44 pm

Spangas wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Spangas wrote:Couriers who sign their own name for 'proof of delivery'.

Not condoning it (unless you have an agreement in place with your regular driver) but a lot of drivers do it.

So I’ve heard...

Even better when they deliver at my work and sign using my name instead (without telling me).
Usually doesn't bother me, except when jobs go missing.

Change your name via deed poll, that'll f*** em.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby bulldogproud » Fri Oct 11, 2019 12:36 pm

A minor matter but suffered poor customer service last night. Ordered a pizza online from Dominos at 9:05pm, expected time of delivery 9:31pm. Phoned the store at 10:15pm to see what the delay was; was told that the pizza was just entering the oven and would be delivered around 11:00pm (90 minutes late, two hours after ordering!). No apology, just a simple statement of fact. Apparently they were one driver down, it would have been nice for them to have phoned at some point to let me know the pizza was going to be 90 minutes late. I immediately cancelled, saying I would be in bed by then.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Fri Oct 11, 2019 1:36 pm

I use to be able to play sport all day every day now I am crippled the day after a nets session
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