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Sheik Yerbouti wrote:Shit $3.20, I went the $2.50 & then (of course) Geelong kick another, I refused to check the live bets after that.

Yeah I usually do that on a live bet too. Too frustrating to keep following the prices
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The fact my phone doesn't have a breathalyzer on it. Apparently I booked tickets to the NRL prelim and GF last night! :?
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Wedgie wrote:The fact my phone doesn't have a breathalyzer on it. Apparently I booked tickets to the NRL prelim and GF last night! :?


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Teaching my son to drive, one car goes straight through a give way sign and me pulling the handbrake stops a t-bone then someone turns left straight into his path (cars were parked against the left curb). Another slam on the brakes. People need to be more vigilant
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Brodlach wrote:Teaching my son to drive, one car goes straight through a give way sign and me pulling the handbrake stops a t-bone then someone turns left straight into his path (cars were parked against the left curb). Another slam on the brakes. People need to be more vigilant

It's scary shit hey?

Going around roundabouts and I'm telling my daughter to hover over the brake pedal, not the accelerator and she's telling my she is GRRRRR, don't argue love, just listen.

She gets amazingly close to the cars parked on the side of the road too, scares the bag out of me.

On the flip side, I do love the time we're spending together, I picked her up from work at Mawson Lakes yesterday at 10:30am, drove to Prospect, Outer Harbour, Harbour Town, Marion, to Gawler then finished up at Para Hills, squeezed lunch in there too, she is my best friend.
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The Advertiser today reporting police getting a pay rise, so now a superintendent gets $160k.

A rookie/1st or 2nd year AFL player probably makes the same money.

Something seriously out of whack when this has been allowed to happen!!
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Eagles2014 wrote:The Advertiser today reporting police getting a pay rise, so now a superintendent gets $160k.

A rookie/1st or 2nd year AFL player probably makes the same money.

Something seriously out of whack when this has been allowed to happen!!


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Eagles2014 wrote:The Advertiser today reporting police getting a pay rise, so now a superintendent gets $160k.

A rookie/1st or 2nd year AFL player probably makes the same money.

Something seriously out of whack when this has been allowed to happen!!


Police are incredibly under paid, no question.
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That **** cop who stoned the wombat to death. And then some people trying to justify it by saying that it was a traditional killing and he was going to eat it. **** off you wankers!!!!!!!!!
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Bum Crack wrote:That **** cop who stoned the wombat to death. And then some people trying to justify it by saying that it was a traditional killing and he was going to eat it. **** off you wankers!!!!!!!!!


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westcoastpanther wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:That **** cop who stoned the wombat to death. And then some people trying to justify it by saying that it was a traditional killing and he was going to eat it. **** off you wankers!!!!!!!!!


They still spear dugong and turtles on Mornington Island, all from a tinny mind you. Bloody tasty too...

I bet they record it on their phones and act like ******* cockheads too yeah?
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No, I wasn't even allowed to witness it, but I could eat it
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Couriers who sign their own name for 'proof of delivery'.
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Spangas wrote:Couriers who sign their own name for 'proof of delivery'.

Not condoning it (unless you have an agreement in place with your regular driver) but a lot of drivers do it.

So I’ve heard...
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Spargo wrote:
Spangas wrote:Couriers who sign their own name for 'proof of delivery'.

Not condoning it (unless you have an agreement in place with your regular driver) but a lot of drivers do it.

So I’ve heard...

Sometimes couriers are somewhat invisible.

I remember delivering a pallet of something to Electrolux or Kelvinator (one in Dudley Park), I pulled up, unstrapped and then stood there like a stale bottle of piss waiting for some assistance, they were pretty bloody quick to notice my existence when I jumped on the nearest forklift and unloaded myself though.
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Spargo wrote:
Spangas wrote:Couriers who sign their own name for 'proof of delivery'.

Not condoning it (unless you have an agreement in place with your regular driver) but a lot of drivers do it.

So I’ve heard...

Even better when they deliver at my work and sign using my name instead (without telling me).
Usually doesn't bother me, except when jobs go missing.
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Spangas wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Spangas wrote:Couriers who sign their own name for 'proof of delivery'.

Not condoning it (unless you have an agreement in place with your regular driver) but a lot of drivers do it.

So I’ve heard...

Even better when they deliver at my work and sign using my name instead (without telling me).
Usually doesn't bother me, except when jobs go missing.

Change your name via deed poll, that'll f*** em.
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A minor matter but suffered poor customer service last night. Ordered a pizza online from Dominos at 9:05pm, expected time of delivery 9:31pm. Phoned the store at 10:15pm to see what the delay was; was told that the pizza was just entering the oven and would be delivered around 11:00pm (90 minutes late, two hours after ordering!). No apology, just a simple statement of fact. Apparently they were one driver down, it would have been nice for them to have phoned at some point to let me know the pizza was going to be 90 minutes late. I immediately cancelled, saying I would be in bed by then.
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