Things that make you laugh

[heater31]

The sporting weekend which I just had (the only way I can get through it is to laugh!):

My house at school, Campion, came fourth out of four, in House Performances
Both squash teams I looked after lost 4-0
Centrals were mercilessly squished
Western Bulldogs could not kick a goal after half-time
1st XV111 lost by 130 points
2nd XVIII lost by 60 points
Year 10’s lost by 157 points
My Badminton team lost 6-0
Liverpool lost the European League Final (thanks to two howlers)
Crows did a Centrals in Alice Springs
England were humbled by Pakistan (the seventh-ranked International side, whom even Ireland nearly beat!)

On the upside 2 Australians won 2 of the 3 most prestigious motorsport events last night

Daniel Ricciardo - Monaco Grand Prix

Will Power - Indianapolis 500.

[bulldogproud]

The sporting weekend which I just had (the only way I can get through it is to laugh!):

My house at school, Campion, came fourth out of four, in House Performances

Hey, I was a Campion Champion!

Except we were good when I was there

In fairness, St Ignatius has never been up there in terms of footy schools.

The only remotely good footballers to come out of the school in my time were Tom Warhurst and the Kelly brothers.

Point taken, although we have beaten PAC twice and St. Peter's once in my time here.
Lately we have produced a few Norwood footballers: Kristian Roocke, Michael Chippendale and Will Abbott. Our long-serving coach, Justin Scanlon, was also a handy 'Legs footballer. Another two Ignatians of note were Greg Gallman and Joe Pedler (admittedly, only as a teacher in the latter case).
Cheers to my fellow Campion Champion (oh, we did win three swimming championships in a row in my early days... but hardly anything since).

[Spargo]

The sporting weekend which I just had (the only way I can get through it is to laugh!):

My house at school, Campion, came fourth out of four, in House Performances
Both squash teams I looked after lost 4-0
Centrals were mercilessly squished
Western Bulldogs could not kick a goal after half-time
1st XV111 lost by 130 points
2nd XVIII lost by 60 points
Year 10’s lost by 157 points
My Badminton team lost 6-0
Liverpool lost the European League Final (thanks to two howlers)
Crows did a Centrals in Alice Springs
England were humbled by Pakistan (the seventh-ranked International side, whom even Ireland nearly beat!)

Sorry to hear about the badminton.

[bulldogproud]

The sporting weekend which I just had (the only way I can get through it is to laugh!):

My house at school, Campion, came fourth out of four, in House Performances
Both squash teams I looked after lost 4-0
Centrals were mercilessly squished
Western Bulldogs could not kick a goal after half-time
1st XV111 lost by 130 points
2nd XVIII lost by 60 points
Year 10’s lost by 157 points
My Badminton team lost 6-0
Liverpool lost the European League Final (thanks to two howlers)
Crows did a Centrals in Alice Springs
England were humbled by Pakistan (the seventh-ranked International side, whom even Ireland nearly beat!)

On the upside 2 Australians won 2 of the 3 most prestigious motorsport events last night

Daniel Ricciardo - Monaco Grand Prix

Will Power - Indianapolis 500.

Thanks for rubbing it in - I am a Pom, so a Lewis Hamilton fan

[HH3]

The sporting weekend which I just had (the only way I can get through it is to laugh!):

My house at school, Campion, came fourth out of four, in House Performances
Both squash teams I looked after lost 4-0
Centrals were mercilessly squished
Western Bulldogs could not kick a goal after half-time
1st XV111 lost by 130 points
2nd XVIII lost by 60 points
Year 10’s lost by 157 points
My Badminton team lost 6-0
Liverpool lost the European League Final (thanks to two howlers)
Crows did a Centrals in Alice Springs
England were humbled by Pakistan (the seventh-ranked International side, whom even Ireland nearly beat!)

On the upside 2 Australians won 2 of the 3 most prestigious motorsport events last night

Daniel Ricciardo - Monaco Grand Prix

Will Power - Indianapolis 500.

Thanks for rubbing it in - I am a Pom, so a Lewis Hamilton fan

[heater31]

The sporting weekend which I just had (the only way I can get through it is to laugh!):

My house at school, Campion, came fourth out of four, in House Performances
Both squash teams I looked after lost 4-0
Centrals were mercilessly squished
Western Bulldogs could not kick a goal after half-time
1st XV111 lost by 130 points
2nd XVIII lost by 60 points
Year 10’s lost by 157 points
My Badminton team lost 6-0
Liverpool lost the European League Final (thanks to two howlers)
Crows did a Centrals in Alice Springs
England were humbled by Pakistan (the seventh-ranked International side, whom even Ireland nearly beat!)

On the upside 2 Australians won 2 of the 3 most prestigious motorsport events last night

Daniel Ricciardo - Monaco Grand Prix

Will Power - Indianapolis 500.

Thanks for rubbing it in - I am a Pom, so a Lewis Hamilton fan

At least a German didnt win [emoji6]

[bulldogproud]

The sporting weekend which I just had (the only way I can get through it is to laugh!):

My house at school, Campion, came fourth out of four, in House Performances
Both squash teams I looked after lost 4-0
Centrals were mercilessly squished
Western Bulldogs could not kick a goal after half-time
1st XV111 lost by 130 points
2nd XVIII lost by 60 points
Year 10’s lost by 157 points
My Badminton team lost 6-0
Liverpool lost the European League Final (thanks to two howlers)
Crows did a Centrals in Alice Springs
England were humbled by Pakistan (the seventh-ranked International side, whom even Ireland nearly beat!)

On the upside 2 Australians won 2 of the 3 most prestigious motorsport events last night

Daniel Ricciardo - Monaco Grand Prix

Will Power - Indianapolis 500.

Thanks for rubbing it in - I am a Pom, so a Lewis Hamilton fan

At least a German didnt win [emoji6]

Don't mention the war

[Dutchy]

Getting a text this morning that an ump has had to pull out of a game today due to ill health, and can I take the appointment. It’s my daughters women’s div 3 game!

Nice one, my 15yo son umpires my 11yo son's u12 game nearly every week, he had a big smile on his face when he paid a HTB against him yesterday!

11yo also has had some knee issues, went to physio and got instructions how to strap his knee, 11yo yesterday spends 10 minutes doing the strapping exactly how the physio showed him, was very proud until he realised he did the wrong knee

[heater31]

11yo also has had some knee issues, went to physio and got instructions how to strap his knee, 11yo yesterday spends 10 minutes doing the strapping exactly how the physio showed him, was very proud until he realised he did the wrong knee [emoji38]

Sore knee can't be that bad then......

[Spargo]

11yo also has had some knee issues, went to physio and got instructions how to strap his knee, 11yo yesterday spends 10 minutes doing the strapping exactly how the physio showed him, was very proud until he realised he did the wrong knee

Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree...

[Dutchy]

11yo also has had some knee issues, went to physio and got instructions how to strap his knee, 11yo yesterday spends 10 minutes doing the strapping exactly how the physio showed him, was very proud until he realised he did the wrong knee [emoji38]

Sore knee can't be that bad then......

To be fair it doesn't hurt until he starts running around, got good practice doing it again at least!

[johntheclaret]

Dog on a Beach

[Lightning McQueen]

Weird chick at work, has a photo of her and her daughter on her desk but it's always upside down, I turned it up the correct way yesterday and today it's upside down again, freak!!

[Pseudo]

Weird chick at work, has a photo of her and her daughter on her desk but it's always upside down, I turned it up the correct way yesterday and today it's upside down again, freak!!

So, how are you going to mess with her mind?

I suggest returning to her desk and inverting every single item on it - then restoring the photo to its correct orientation.

[Lightning McQueen]

Weird chick at work, has a photo of her and her daughter on her desk but it's always upside down, I turned it up the correct way yesterday and today it's upside down again, freak!!

So, how are you going to mess with her mind?

I suggest returning to her desk and inverting every single item on it - then restoring the photo to its correct orientation.

I think there's enough going on upstairs without my input, it's an ongoing comedy/trainwreck show.

We get supplied lunch every Friday at 12:15, last week it was a variety of Gourmet Salad's, at noon she ducks out to the same shop that supplies us and bought a Gourmet salad, then she complains almost daily how broke she is.

Walks in at 7:30am every day drinking a huge red bull can and a packet of twisties, pretty much lives on 3 packets of twisties a day, all from the vending machine.

One big bag from Coles would cost less than piddly bags she buys constantly.

[Grenville]

The expression on the face of a senior manager when he turned round today to see me zipping up standing over his coffee.

[carey]

Roo belting John Hastings around on the bounce. Sums The Duke up really. Lol

[The Dark Knight]

Roo belting John Hastings around on the bounce. Sums The Duke up really. Lol

Roo can play! Legend.

[johntheclaret]

The expression on the face of a senior manager when he turned round today to see me zipping up standing over his coffee.

I’m tempted to ask....... but I’m not sure I want to hear the answer

[Grenville]

The expression on the face of a senior manager when he turned round today to see me zipping up standing over his coffee.

I’m tempted to ask....... but I’m not sure I want to hear the answer

Didn't dunk the donger in, just wanted to make him think I'd given the top a decent smear. He wasn't pissed off, just very stunned.