Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

The women at work, they all bitch and moan to me about each other and then I see them pretending to be besties at other times during the day.

Some of the blokes aren't that much better either.

[bennymacca]

I love Yanks, they believe just about anything.

Or they believe funny things.

I bought a pair of running shoes whilst in Brooklyn about three years ago, and the store assistant upon discovering I was Australian asked me whether we had seasons down there.

its not the worst question in the world, they dont have seasons in equatorial climates. (though im sure thats not what she was asking )

True, but we're not on the equator. I'm sure if I had asked him what the equator was, he would've told me it's the latest action film starring Vin Diesel.

you have an unfair advantage in geography though magellan

[Magellan]

you have an unfair advantage in geography though magellan

It's easy to forget things when you're a sixteenth century explorer.

[Grenville]

I love Yanks, they believe just about anything.

Or they believe funny things.

I bought a pair of running shoes whilst in Brooklyn about three years ago, and the store assistant upon discovering I was Australian asked me whether we had seasons down there.

its not the worst question in the world, they dont have seasons in equatorial climates. (though im sure thats not what she was asking )

True, but we're not on the equator. I'm sure if I had asked him what the equator was, he would've told me it's the latest action film starring Vin Diesel.

Or think it's a South American country.

[Brodlach]

Sign out the front of the 'massage parlour' on Fullarton Road. 'Come and see our Fringe'

[mighty_tiger_79]

Sign out the front of the 'massage parlour' on Fullarton Road. 'Come and see our Fringe'

Expecting a review of this fringe show.

[Magellan]

Sign out the front of the 'massage parlour' on Fullarton Road. 'Come and see our Fringe'

Expecting a review of this fringe show.

Heard the ending comes a bit too quick.

[Spargo]

Sign out the front of the 'massage parlour' on Fullarton Road. 'Come and see our Fringe'

Expecting a review of this fringe show.

Heard the ending comes a bit too quick.

Curtains close too soon?

[Magellan]

Sign out the front of the 'massage parlour' on Fullarton Road. 'Come and see our Fringe'

Expecting a review of this fringe show.

Heard the ending comes a bit too quick.

Curtains close too soon?

Ask at the box office.

[RB]

This could go in the 'laugh', 'sad' or 'shits threads in equal doses. Wherever it belongs, it's an ad from the federal government's finance department spruiking its graduate entry program, and it's so ******* horrible it's funny...until you develop the urge to rip your own eyes out.

http://www.theage.com.au/federal-politi ... gunrhy.htm

I was expected bad, but wow, that was terrible.

Should've hired actors.

But think of the money they've saved! ScoMo would be proud, although he might get a nasty phone call from the actor's union.

On that point, I felt sorry for the graduate staff who appeared in that ad - I'm not sure their job descriptions involve acting or recorded performances, made to do something they're not qualified for.

Couple that with what looks like the most boring government department in Canberra and I reckon that even if they shelled out for Sir Lawrence Oliver, Robert De Niro, Katherine Hepburn and Martin Scorsese they still couldn't find a way to make Finance look half interesting.

The best version yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opRLZz4ooH8

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Or they believe funny things.

I bought a pair of running shoes whilst in Brooklyn about three years ago, and the store assistant upon discovering I was Australian asked me whether we had seasons down there.

its not the worst question in the world, they dont have seasons in equatorial climates. (though im sure thats not what she was asking )

True, but we're not on the equator. I'm sure if I had asked him what the equator was, he would've told me it's the latest action film starring Vin Diesel.

Or think it's a South American country.

[Lightning McQueen]

Sign out the front of the 'massage parlour' on Fullarton Road. 'Come and see our Fringe'

Should've snatched it.

[Magellan]

Sign out the front of the 'massage parlour' on Fullarton Road. 'Come and see our Fringe'

Should've snatched it.

Might've clammed up.

[am Bays]

Sign out the front of the 'massage parlour' on Fullarton Road. 'Come and see our Fringe'

Should've snatched it.

Then packed it into a box.

[Lightning McQueen]

Not sure where this belongs but we took our kids to the Garden on Saturday afternoon, it wasn't as family friendly as previous years as apart form the 48 bars there really wasn't much to do, there was only 2 tents that we could get into and that are for everyone.
The one part that shocked me, on the stage near the catering area a gay dude done a stand up, he had a heap of pencils and stuff for the younger kids to use as he invited them up.
He stopped a 4 year old girl and said "Oh, I see you've been eating chocolate, you look like me on a Sunday morning".

Another line was "I love Jesus, you've gotta admire a man that can get nailed for 3 days and still come back for more"

This dude was off tap for 6pm, he was heaps funny but it was so wrong.

[Wedgie]

Not sure where this belongs but we took our kids to the Garden on Saturday afternoon, it wasn't as family friendly as previous years as apart form the 48 bars there really wasn't much to do, there was only 2 tents that we could get into and that are for everyone.
The one part that shocked me, on the stage near the catering area a gay dud done a stand up, he had a heap of pencils and stuff for the younger kids to use as he invited them up.
He stopped a 4 year old girl and said "Oh, I see you've been eating chocolate, you look like me on a Sunday morning".

Another line was "I love Jesus, you've gotta admire a man that can get nailed for 3 days and still come back for more"

This dude was off tap for 6pm, he was heaps funny but it was so wrong.

How do you know he was a gay dud, did you try him out?

[Magellan]

Not sure where this belongs but we took our kids to the Garden on Saturday afternoon, it wasn't as family friendly as previous years as apart form the 48 bars there really wasn't much to do, there was only 2 tents that we could get into and that are for everyone.
The one part that shocked me, on the stage near the catering area a gay dud done a stand up, he had a heap of pencils and stuff for the younger kids to use as he invited them up.
He stopped a 4 year old girl and said "Oh, I see you've been eating chocolate, you look like me on a Sunday morning".

Another line was "I love Jesus, you've gotta admire a man that can get nailed for 3 days and still come back for more"

This dude was off tap for 6pm, he was heaps funny but it was so wrong.

How do you know he was a gay dud, did you try him out?

You'd think with a 'heap of pencils' at least one would've had some lead in it.

[Lightning McQueen]

Not sure where this belongs but we took our kids to the Garden on Saturday afternoon, it wasn't as family friendly as previous years as apart form the 48 bars there really wasn't much to do, there was only 2 tents that we could get into and that are for everyone.
The one part that shocked me, on the stage near the catering area a gay dud done a stand up, he had a heap of pencils and stuff for the younger kids to use as he invited them up.
He stopped a 4 year old girl and said "Oh, I see you've been eating chocolate, you look like me on a Sunday morning".

Another line was "I love Jesus, you've gotta admire a man that can get nailed for 3 days and still come back for more"

This dude was off tap for 6pm, he was heaps funny but it was so wrong.

How do you know he was a gay dud, did you try him out?

No, did someone say something?

[Magellan]

Pauline Hanson's endorsement of Vladimir Putin on the weekend.

[Wedgie]

People who dont understand humour. Usually Gen Ys.