Things that make you laugh

[Booney]

http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern- ... 7053399167

Darwin cabbie’s crappy fare as passenger leaves huge poo




TAXI driver Kishan Lalka knew his career would never be the same when he heard his passengers sniggering, the sound of pants being hastily buttoned, and a particularly pungent stench filling his ­nostrils.

Taxi driver Kishan Lalka described the souvenir as the “worst s---”
Taxi driver Kishan Lalka described the souvenir as the “worst s---”
The 30-year-old Darwin Radio Taxis driver had picked up five passengers in his VW Caddy maxi taxi outside the old Honeypot strip club on Darwin’s Mitchell St at 9.30pm on Monday.


It seemed a normal fare, then things went terribly wrong.

“One guy who was sitting on the behind seat, he did the worst s--- – (it) can’t even be imagined by a human being,” Mr Lalka told the NT News

[helicopterking]

http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/darwin-cabbies-crappy-fare-as-passenger-leaves-huge-poo/story-fnk0b1zt-1227053399167

Darwin cabbie’s crappy fare as passenger leaves huge poo




TAXI driver Kishan Lalka knew his career would never be the same when he heard his passengers sniggering, the sound of pants being hastily buttoned, and a particularly pungent stench filling his ­nostrils.

Taxi driver Kishan Lalka described the souvenir as the “worst s---”
Taxi driver Kishan Lalka described the souvenir as the “worst s---”
The 30-year-old Darwin Radio Taxis driver had picked up five passengers in his VW Caddy maxi taxi outside the old Honeypot strip club on Darwin’s Mitchell St at 9.30pm on Monday.


It seemed a normal fare, then things went terribly wrong.

“One guy who was sitting on the behind seat, he did the worst s--- – (it) can’t even be imagined by a human being,” Mr Lalka told the NT News

Hahaha. That makes me laugh, as taxis in Darwin are absolutely shithouse
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[Footy Chick]

This is hilarious:

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/industrial-relations/st-peters-college-and-staff-go-to-court-over-lunch-subsidies/story-fn59noo3-1227054541219?nk=6074ad34215a060d2759891b90fb9f1f

Cue@Jimmy_041

[dedja]

bloody lunchcutters ...

[Jimmy_041]

This is hilarious:

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/industrial-relations/st-peters-college-and-staff-go-to-court-over-lunch-subsidies/story-fn59noo3-1227054541219?nk=6074ad34215a060d2759891b90fb9f1f

Cue@Jimmy_041

I'd be glad to not have to eat boarding house food

[RustyCage]

[JK]

Poem I read today:

Roses are Red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't ever sneak up,
on Oscar Pistorious.

[Psyber]

I got that one in an email from a friend today and was about to post it before I saw you had beaten me to it.

[Failed Creation]

[Failed Creation]

[mighty_tiger_79]

counter terrorism meetings at shopping centres

I don't think Frank Lowy should be too concerned with terrorists targeting Adelaide shopping centres

[mighty_tiger_79]

the biggest thing since Tippetgate

[heater31]

The bitching on Social media between Crow and Port fans

Some people have no ******* idea

[Failed Creation]

I wet my pants on both sides...



Walk, walk, walk. Skip, skip, skip. Tickle..... YEAH!!!



And finally...



This family is all kinds of creepy...

[Q.]

Hills Country & Central leagues.....Country has been a basket case for a while, but Echunga getting relegated after winning the Central premiership...crikey

[Spargo]

A major SA company quoting me $18k for a job - I've since had quotes for $7k and also $9k.

[woodublieve12]

[dedja]

take care or dickhead?

https://vine.co/v/OZJDPi1p3qe

[smac]

Dickhead. Tom (now known as white Morgan Freeman) obviously a good judge of character.

[daysofourlives]

Wubby having a sook on the shits thread