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http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern- ... 7053399167

Darwin cabbie’s crappy fare as passenger leaves huge poo




TAXI driver Kishan Lalka knew his career would never be the same when he heard his passengers sniggering, the sound of pants being hastily buttoned, and a particularly pungent stench filling his ­nostrils.

Taxi driver Kishan Lalka described the souvenir as the “worst s---”
Taxi driver Kishan Lalka described the souvenir as the “worst s---”
The 30-year-old Darwin Radio Taxis driver had picked up five passengers in his VW Caddy maxi taxi outside the old Honeypot strip club on Darwin’s Mitchell St at 9.30pm on Monday.


It seemed a normal fare, then things went terribly wrong.

“One guy who was sitting on the behind seat, he did the worst s--- – (it) can’t even be imagined by a human being,” Mr Lalka told the NT News
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Booney wrote:http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/darwin-cabbies-crappy-fare-as-passenger-leaves-huge-poo/story-fnk0b1zt-1227053399167

Darwin cabbie’s crappy fare as passenger leaves huge poo




TAXI driver Kishan Lalka knew his career would never be the same when he heard his passengers sniggering, the sound of pants being hastily buttoned, and a particularly pungent stench filling his ­nostrils.

Taxi driver Kishan Lalka described the souvenir as the “worst s---”
Taxi driver Kishan Lalka described the souvenir as the “worst s---”
The 30-year-old Darwin Radio Taxis driver had picked up five passengers in his VW Caddy maxi taxi outside the old Honeypot strip club on Darwin’s Mitchell St at 9.30pm on Monday.


It seemed a normal fare, then things went terribly wrong.

“One guy who was sitting on the behind seat, he did the worst s--- – (it) can’t even be imagined by a human being,” Mr Lalka told the NT News



Hahaha. That makes me laugh, as taxis in Darwin are absolutely shithouse
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This is hilarious:

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/industrial-relations/st-peters-college-and-staff-go-to-court-over-lunch-subsidies/story-fn59noo3-1227054541219?nk=6074ad34215a060d2759891b90fb9f1f

Cue@Jimmy_041 :lol:
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bloody lunchcutters ...
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I'd be glad to not have to eat boarding house food :vom:
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Poem I read today:

Roses are Red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't ever sneak up,
on Oscar Pistorious.
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RustyCage wrote:Image


I got that one in an email from a friend today and was about to post it before I saw you had beaten me to it.
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Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
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Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
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counter terrorism meetings at shopping centres

I don't think Frank Lowy should be too concerned with terrorists targeting Adelaide shopping centres
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the biggest thing since Tippetgate
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The bitching on Social media between Crow and Port fans :roll:

Some people have no ******* idea :shock:
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I wet my pants on both sides...



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Hills Country & Central leagues.....Country has been a basket case for a while, but Echunga getting relegated after winning the Central premiership...crikey
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A major SA company quoting me $18k for a job - I've since had quotes for $7k and also $9k.
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"Be curious, not judgmental""
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take care or dickhead?

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Dickhead. Tom (now known as white Morgan Freeman) obviously a good judge of character.
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Wubby having a sook on the shits thread
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