Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Wed Apr 30, 2025 1:49 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Jim05 wrote:I just got one from the Lambie network.
Thank **** this crap ends today

Jacquie hasn't messaged me :(

The Legalise Cannabis party hasn't messaged me yet. I guess they get my vote!


(on the unlikely assumption that I don't just deface the senate ballot with a monster cock)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wenchbarwer » Wed Apr 30, 2025 1:53 pm

Pseudo wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Jim05 wrote:I just got one from the Lambie network.
Thank **** this crap ends today

Jacquie hasn't messaged me :(

The Legalise Cannabis party hasn't messaged me yet. I guess they get my vote!


(on the unlikely assumption that I don't just deface the senate ballot with a monster cock)



Do you add the ejaculation? Interested to know how others voted similar to me :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jim05 » Wed Apr 30, 2025 1:56 pm

Pseudo wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Jim05 wrote:I just got one from the Lambie network.
Thank **** this crap ends today

Jacquie hasn't messaged me :(

The Legalise Cannabis party hasn't messaged me yet. I guess they get my vote!


(on the unlikely assumption that I don't just deface the senate ballot with a monster cock)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wenchbarwer » Wed Apr 30, 2025 2:00 pm

I went the other day on my drive home, zero people in line. Haven't voted on polling day in eons, I'm always travelling interstate, if they bother to even ask.

Doodled a doodle on both voting papers.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Wed Apr 30, 2025 3:37 pm

wenchbarwer wrote:
Jim05 wrote:I just got one from the Lambie network.
Thank **** this crap ends today


Just be thankful it was a text and not a voice message...


or a dickpic 8-[
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Wed Apr 30, 2025 4:24 pm

wenchbarwer wrote:I went the other day on my drive home, zero people in line. Haven't voted on polling day in eons, I'm always travelling interstate, if they bother to even ask.

Doodled a doodle on both voting papers.


I'm thinking of starting a political party. The Informal Party. "Vote Informal! And your vote won't count, but does, well sorta".

I think it's the only way for the big parties to realise that they're both sh1t. They've got no idea what it's like to live in the real world and their policies are only to attract votes at voting time and hardly ever get implemented.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Wed Apr 30, 2025 6:20 pm

Pseudo wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Jim05 wrote:I just got one from the Lambie network.
Thank **** this crap ends today

Jacquie hasn't messaged me :(

The Legalise Cannabis party hasn't messaged me yet. I guess they get my vote!


(on the unlikely assumption that I don't just deface the senate ballot with a monster cock)


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Wed Apr 30, 2025 6:23 pm

Heard on the radio a little earlier Clive Palmer defending his trumpet of flogs party sending of text messages. Comparing them to handing out how to vote cards at polling booths.

What a ******* ignoramus…. At a poling both I can politely decline a how to vote card you fat cnut.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu May 01, 2025 7:49 am

Corona Man wrote:Heard on the radio a little earlier Clive Palmer defending his trumpet of flogs party sending of text messages. Comparing them to handing out how to vote cards at polling booths.

What a ******* ignoramus…. At a poling both I can politely decline a how to vote card you fat cnut.


I wonder if anyone has ever voted for him, their adverts alone are enough to make you not vote for them.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Thu May 01, 2025 9:21 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Heard on the radio a little earlier Clive Palmer defending his trumpet of flogs party sending of text messages. Comparing them to handing out how to vote cards at polling booths.

What a ******* ignoramus…. At a poling both I can politely decline a how to vote card you fat cnut.


I wonder if anyone has ever voted for him, their adverts alone are enough to make you not vote for them.


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Senate: 3.46% first preference votes, 1 seat

That’s what $100M in pissing ads up the wall gets you.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby bertiebeatle1 » Thu May 01, 2025 9:54 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Heard on the radio a little earlier Clive Palmer defending his trumpet of flogs party sending of text messages. Comparing them to handing out how to vote cards at polling booths.

What a ******* ignoramus…. At a poling both I can politely decline a how to vote card you fat cnut.


I wonder if anyone has ever voted for him, their adverts alone are enough to make you not vote for them.


I have seen pre voting slips from some ppl sending snapchats where they have been putting him 1 due to the text messages
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Thu May 01, 2025 9:56 am

dedja wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Heard on the radio a little earlier Clive Palmer defending his trumpet of flogs party sending of text messages. Comparing them to handing out how to vote cards at polling booths.

What a ******* ignoramus…. At a poling both I can politely decline a how to vote card you fat cnut.


I wonder if anyone has ever voted for him, their adverts alone are enough to make you not vote for them.


2022 Federal election - United Australia Party

House of Reps: 4.12% first preference votes, 0 seats
Senate: 3.46% first preference votes, 1 seat

That’s what $100M in pissing ads up the wall gets you.


For him to get his money back, doesn't he need to get a certain percent? Which he obviously did otherwise he wouldn't be running again.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Thu May 01, 2025 10:08 am

gadj1976 wrote:
dedja wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Heard on the radio a little earlier Clive Palmer defending his trumpet of flogs party sending of text messages. Comparing them to handing out how to vote cards at polling booths.

What a ******* ignoramus…. At a poling both I can politely decline a how to vote card you fat cnut.


I wonder if anyone has ever voted for him, their adverts alone are enough to make you not vote for them.


2022 Federal election - United Australia Party

House of Reps: 4.12% first preference votes, 0 seats
Senate: 3.46% first preference votes, 1 seat

That’s what $100M in pissing ads up the wall gets you.


For him to get his money back, doesn't he need to get a certain percent?


You need to get at least 4% of the first preference vote to receive $12,379 + $3.386 per vote.

UAP received 604,536 votes, so they would have received $2,059,337.90 in 2022 .. still a net loss of $98M :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Thu May 01, 2025 10:16 am

dedja wrote:
You need to get at least 4% of the first preference vote to receive $12,379 + $3.386 per vote.

UAP received 604,536 votes, so they would have received $2,059,337.90 in 2022 .. still a net loss of $98M :lol:


Ahh, I think if it's less than 4% you don't get any money. Some catch there somewhere. Either way, I wouldn't be losing nearly 100M every few years.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby whufc » Thu May 01, 2025 10:38 am

gadj1976 wrote:
dedja wrote:
You need to get at least 4% of the first preference vote to receive $12,379 + $3.386 per vote.

UAP received 604,536 votes, so they would have received $2,059,337.90 in 2022 .. still a net loss of $98M :lol:


Ahh, I think if it's less than 4% you don't get any money. Some catch there somewhere. Either way, I wouldn't be losing nearly 100M every few years.


Would it be a tax write off to reduce his income earnings whilst gaining a tiny bit of power.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Thu May 01, 2025 10:40 am

whufc wrote:
gadj1976 wrote:
dedja wrote:
You need to get at least 4% of the first preference vote to receive $12,379 + $3.386 per vote.

UAP received 604,536 votes, so they would have received $2,059,337.90 in 2022 .. still a net loss of $98M :lol:


Ahh, I think if it's less than 4% you don't get any money. Some catch there somewhere. Either way, I wouldn't be losing nearly 100M every few years.


Would it be a tax write off to reduce his income earnings whilst gaining a tiny bit of power.


Yep, probably …
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Thu May 01, 2025 10:44 am

whufc wrote:
gadj1976 wrote:
dedja wrote:
You need to get at least 4% of the first preference vote to receive $12,379 + $3.386 per vote.

UAP received 604,536 votes, so they would have received $2,059,337.90 in 2022 .. still a net loss of $98M :lol:


Ahh, I think if it's less than 4% you don't get any money. Some catch there somewhere. Either way, I wouldn't be losing nearly 100M every few years.


Would it be a tax write off to reduce his income earnings whilst gaining a tiny bit of power.


You gotta pay tax first
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wenchbarwer » Thu May 01, 2025 10:49 am

amber_fluid wrote:
whufc wrote:
gadj1976 wrote:
dedja wrote:
You need to get at least 4% of the first preference vote to receive $12,379 + $3.386 per vote.

UAP received 604,536 votes, so they would have received $2,059,337.90 in 2022 .. still a net loss of $98M :lol:


Ahh, I think if it's less than 4% you don't get any money. Some catch there somewhere. Either way, I wouldn't be losing nearly 100M every few years.


Would it be a tax write off to reduce his income earnings whilst gaining a tiny bit of power.


You gotta pay tax first


Exactly, Palmer the Hutt didn't pay wages, what makes people think he's paying taxes???
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mal » Thu May 01, 2025 3:04 pm

gadj1976 wrote:
wenchbarwer wrote:I went the other day on my drive home, zero people in line. Haven't voted on polling day in eons, I'm always travelling interstate, if they bother to even ask.

Doodled a doodle on both voting papers.


I'm thinking of starting a political party. The Informal Party. "Vote Informal! And your vote won't count, but does, well sorta".

I think it's the only way for the big parties to realise that they're both sh1t. They've got no idea what it's like to live in the real world and their policies are only to attract votes at voting time and hardly ever get implemented.


Unfortunately I wont be standing for election for your new in- for-MAL party
But agree with your post
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Thu May 01, 2025 3:09 pm

mal wrote:
gadj1976 wrote:
wenchbarwer wrote:I went the other day on my drive home, zero people in line. Haven't voted on polling day in eons, I'm always travelling interstate, if they bother to even ask.

Doodled a doodle on both voting papers.


I'm thinking of starting a political party. The Informal Party. "Vote Informal! And your vote won't count, but does, well sorta".

I think it's the only way for the big parties to realise that they're both sh1t. They've got no idea what it's like to live in the real world and their policies are only to attract votes at voting time and hardly ever get implemented.


Unfortunately I wont be standing for election for your new in- for-MAL party
But agree with your post


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