Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wenchbarwer » Wed Apr 30, 2025 1:45 pm

Jim05 wrote:I just got one from the Lambie network.
Thank **** this crap ends today


Just be thankful it was a text and not a voice message...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Wed Apr 30, 2025 1:49 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Jim05 wrote:I just got one from the Lambie network.
Thank **** this crap ends today

Jacquie hasn't messaged me :(

The Legalise Cannabis party hasn't messaged me yet. I guess they get my vote!


(on the unlikely assumption that I don't just deface the senate ballot with a monster cock)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wenchbarwer » Wed Apr 30, 2025 1:53 pm

Pseudo wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Jim05 wrote:I just got one from the Lambie network.
Thank **** this crap ends today

Jacquie hasn't messaged me :(

The Legalise Cannabis party hasn't messaged me yet. I guess they get my vote!


(on the unlikely assumption that I don't just deface the senate ballot with a monster cock)



Do you add the ejaculation? Interested to know how others voted similar to me :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jim05 » Wed Apr 30, 2025 1:56 pm

Pseudo wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Jim05 wrote:I just got one from the Lambie network.
Thank **** this crap ends today

Jacquie hasn't messaged me :(

The Legalise Cannabis party hasn't messaged me yet. I guess they get my vote!


(on the unlikely assumption that I don't just deface the senate ballot with a monster cock)
Voted on Monday and my artwork wasn’t great but it sort of looked like a phallus.

Was only 5 people in the queue and voted on company time rather than give up my weekend
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wenchbarwer » Wed Apr 30, 2025 2:00 pm

I went the other day on my drive home, zero people in line. Haven't voted on polling day in eons, I'm always travelling interstate, if they bother to even ask.

Doodled a doodle on both voting papers.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Wed Apr 30, 2025 3:37 pm

wenchbarwer wrote:
Jim05 wrote:I just got one from the Lambie network.
Thank **** this crap ends today


Just be thankful it was a text and not a voice message...


or a dickpic 8-[
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Wed Apr 30, 2025 4:24 pm

wenchbarwer wrote:I went the other day on my drive home, zero people in line. Haven't voted on polling day in eons, I'm always travelling interstate, if they bother to even ask.

Doodled a doodle on both voting papers.


I'm thinking of starting a political party. The Informal Party. "Vote Informal! And your vote won't count, but does, well sorta".

I think it's the only way for the big parties to realise that they're both sh1t. They've got no idea what it's like to live in the real world and their policies are only to attract votes at voting time and hardly ever get implemented.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Wed Apr 30, 2025 6:20 pm

Pseudo wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Jim05 wrote:I just got one from the Lambie network.
Thank **** this crap ends today

Jacquie hasn't messaged me :(

The Legalise Cannabis party hasn't messaged me yet. I guess they get my vote!


(on the unlikely assumption that I don't just deface the senate ballot with a monster cock)


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Wed Apr 30, 2025 6:23 pm

Heard on the radio a little earlier Clive Palmer defending his trumpet of flogs party sending of text messages. Comparing them to handing out how to vote cards at polling booths.

What a ******* ignoramus…. At a poling both I can politely decline a how to vote card you fat cnut.
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