Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

Clay soil, eh? Easy to get bogged when things get damp.

She's a toucher and has a dirrty mind, we had a work function Friday night and she scared me, I had to make a quick "exit, stage left".

She exit left too?

Nope, I don't poo where I eat.

[MW]

Junior footy yesterday, we played a team that had dropped down a division and started dominating ever since, we stuck with them for a quarter and were then well beaten but never gave up all day, their Team Manager post game says "thanks for a good game, until 1/4 time"

WADH!

Junior sport is the worst.
My daughters U11 soccer team won 4-2 after trailing 0-2 at the half. Their coach was going off on his girls. Not even supposed to keep score...sad.

[MatteeG]

Junior footy yesterday, we played a team that had dropped down a division and started dominating ever since, we stuck with them for a quarter and were then well beaten but never gave up all day, their Team Manager post game says "thanks for a good game, until 1/4 time"

WADH!

LOL. I'm not a fan of the smug comments. Would be a real shame to see them 'fall over' in the coming weeks...

[Lightning McQueen]

Junior footy yesterday, we played a team that had dropped down a division and started dominating ever since, we stuck with them for a quarter and were then well beaten but never gave up all day, their Team Manager post game says "thanks for a good game, until 1/4 time"

WADH!

It's rife and has been for a while, it takes a bit for me to get going but two opposition parents on the weekend got the better of me at different times, they just turned all their attention to abusing the umpires........................and they were leading.

We lost and I still went out post game to take my sons bag to him and told the umpires they did a great job, it means a lot more when parents/coaches etc. let them know as generally if teams lose by less than 3 goals it was the umpires fault in many eyes.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Junior footy yesterday, we played a team that had dropped down a division and started dominating ever since, we stuck with them for a quarter and were then well beaten but never gave up all day, their Team Manager post game says "thanks for a good game, until 1/4 time"

WADH!

It's rife and has been for a while, it takes a bit for me to get going but two opposition parents on the weekend got the better of me at different times, they just turned all their attention to abusing the umpires........................and they were leading.

We lost and I still went out post game to take my sons bag to him and told the umpires they did a great job, it means a lot more when parents/coaches etc. let them know as generally if teams lose by less than 3 goals it was the umpires fault in many eyes.

3 goals......every loss can be attributed to bad umpiring...[emoji3]

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[Dutchy]

Junior footy yesterday, we played a team that had dropped down a division and started dominating ever since, we stuck with them for a quarter and were then well beaten but never gave up all day, their Team Manager post game says "thanks for a good game, until 1/4 time"

WADH!

It's rife and has been for a while, it takes a bit for me to get going but two opposition parents on the weekend got the better of me at different times, they just turned all their attention to abusing the umpires........................and they were leading.

We lost and I still went out post game to take my sons bag to him and told the umpires they did a great job, it means a lot more when parents/coaches etc. let them know as generally if teams lose by less than 3 goals it was the umpires fault in many eyes.

I cant help myself when I'm watching my boys umpire and parents have a crack at them, I remind them that they are minor's and doing their absolute best, 95% of parents and coaches are excellent, its always the minority that usually sit away from the normal crowd.

[Lightning McQueen]

3 goals......every loss can be attributed to bad umpiring...[emoji3]

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There's one well known coach around the traps that I've umpired a fair few times at varying levels, when they win I'm the best umpire getting around and he'll buy me a beer midway through is, they lose and he barely talks to me, never mentions any games if I see him out and a bout and we have a chat.

[mighty_tiger_79]

That the green machine with those personalised plates that regularly speeds around the city has a sibling that is white with similar plates and was seen in the pole position park outside Gliderol stadium saturday arvo...[emoji848][emoji848][emoji848]

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[Corona Man]

That the green machine with those personalised plates that regularly speeds around the city has a sibling that is white with similar plates and was seen in the pole position park outside Gliderol stadium saturday arvo...[emoji848][emoji848][emoji848]

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Has anyone ever noticed this lady in the passenger seat of said van?

[stan]

Clay soil, eh? Easy to get bogged when things get damp.

She's a toucher and has a dirrty mind, we had a work function Friday night and she scared me, I had to make a quick "exit, stage left".

She exit left too?

Nope, I don't poo where I eat.

Never under estimate how important that statement is until you actually do it and oh dear Lord there poo everywhere.

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[stan]

Junior footy yesterday, we played a team that had dropped down a division and started dominating ever since, we stuck with them for a quarter and were then well beaten but never gave up all day, their Team Manager post game says "thanks for a good game, until 1/4 time"

WADH!

Junior sport is the worst.
My daughters U11 soccer team won 4-2 after trailing 0-2 at the half. Their coach was going off on his girls. Not even supposed to keep score...sad.

Absolutely it's shocking. Some parents are just shit.

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[Spargo]

That the green machine with those personalised plates that regularly speeds around the city has a sibling that is white with similar plates and was seen in the pole position park outside Gliderol stadium saturday arvo...[emoji848][emoji848][emoji848]

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Has anyone ever noticed this lady in the passenger seat of said van?

Not in the passenger seat...

[Wedgie]

The discussion at the Royal tonight when half of the regulars thought the fans went clockwise and the other half went anti-clockwise .
The discussion went on for an hour an even involved the publican stopping and starting the fans at one stage.
I think I was the only one that could see it going both ways depending on the perspective you were looking at.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Sure they dont have the fans that go both ways???

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[Brodlach]

Sure they dont have the fans that go both ways???

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Bifanuals?

[mighty_tiger_79]

Sure they dont have the fans that go both ways???

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Bifanuals?

Dunno what they called...

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[Wedgie]

Sure they dont have the fans that go both ways???

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Bifanuals?

Dunno what they called...

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Well yes, traditionally fans are supposed to go one way in the winter and the opposite in the summer but all 3 fans were going the same way and the discussion was centered on one in particular. Was rivetting stuff.

[Spargo]

Sure they dont have the fans that go both ways???

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Bifanuals?

Dunno what they called...

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Well yes, traditionally fans are supposed to go one way in the winter and the opposite in the summer but all 3 fans were going the same way and the discussion was centered on one in particular. Was rivetting stuff.

Sounds exhausting. I would’ve extracted myself from the conversation and not put any of them on a pedestal...

[Brodlach]

Oh Spargo

[Wedgie]

Yes, I'm not a fan.