Things that make you laugh

[cracka]

When people comment on something with defiantly instead of definitely.
It defiantly have a laugh at that.

[Lightning McQueen]

When people comment on something with defiantly instead of definitely.
It defiantly have a laugh at that.

As a spelling nazi I can relate, then/than does my bonce in too.

[Magellan]

When people comment on something with defiantly instead of definitely.
It defiantly have a laugh at that.

As a spelling nazi I can relate, then/than does my bonce in too.

I'm also a grammar fascist, I can't stand "would of " instead of "would have." I see it bloody everywhere, and it makes my eyes ache.

[Bum Crack]

When people comment on something with defiantly instead of definitely.
It defiantly have a laugh at that.

As a spelling nazi I can relate, then/than does my bonce in too.

I'm also a grammar fascist, I can't stand "would of " instead of "would have." I see it bloody everywhere, and it makes my eyes ache.

I say would've.

[Magellan]

When people comment on something with defiantly instead of definitely.
It defiantly have a laugh at that.

As a spelling nazi I can relate, then/than does my bonce in too.

I'm also a grammar fascist, I can't stand "would of " instead of "would have." I see it bloody everywhere, and it makes my eyes ache.

I say would've.

Well said. The contraction's a risky thing for some, though, given most people don't know how to use an apostrophe.

[Pseudo]

Well said. The contraction's a risky thing for some, though, given most people don't know how to use an apostrophe.

Time for Bob the Angry Flower to comment:

[Corona Man]

There has been a covid outbreak on the set of the masked singer...... oh the irony.

[Lightning McQueen]

A sheila at work asked her boss out loud if she can leave work 45 minutes early so she can go mow her lawns, WTF???

[The Bedge]

A sheila at work asked her boss out loud if she can leave work 45 minutes early so she can go mow her lawns, WTF???

Well at least she was honest.

[Lightning McQueen]

A sheila at work asked her boss out loud if she can leave work 45 minutes early so she can go mow her lawns, WTF???

Well at least she was honest.

Permission granted!!!! Didn't we just have a weekend?

She said she went out twice but forgot to get petrol for her mower and couldn't be bothered making a special trip.

[Magellan]

A sheila at work asked her boss out loud if she can leave work 45 minutes early so she can go mow her lawns, WTF???

Sounds like a euphemism for having her quim trimmed.

[Lightning McQueen]

A sheila at work asked her boss out loud if she can leave work 45 minutes early so she can go mow her lawns, WTF???

Sounds like a euphemism for having her quim trimmed.

Yeah, I asked if she had to trim the hedges.

[Magellan]

A sheila at work asked her boss out loud if she can leave work 45 minutes early so she can go mow her lawns, WTF???

Sounds like a euphemism for having her quim trimmed.

Yeah, I asked if she had to trim the hedges.

You didn't have any Dynamic Lifter for her?

[Lightning McQueen]

You didn't have any Dynamic Lifter for her?

Mate, she's thirsty enough as it is, I try not to encourage her.

[Magellan]

You didn't have any Dynamic Lifter for her?

Mate, she's thirsty enough as it is, I try not to encourage her.

Clay soil, eh? Easy to get bogged when things get damp.

[Lightning McQueen]

Clay soil, eh? Easy to get bogged when things get damp.

She's a toucher and has a dirrty mind, we had a work function Friday night and she scared me, I had to make a quick "exit, stage left".

[Magellan]

Clay soil, eh? Easy to get bogged when things get damp.

She's a toucher and has a dirrty mind, we had a work function Friday night and she scared me, I had to make a quick "exit, stage left".

Brings new meaning to 'Snagglepuss.'

[Dutchy]

Junior footy yesterday, we played a team that had dropped down a division and started dominating ever since, we stuck with them for a quarter and were then well beaten but never gave up all day, their Team Manager post game says "thanks for a good game, until 1/4 time"

WADH!

[amber_fluid]

Clay soil, eh? Easy to get bogged when things get damp.

She's a toucher and has a dirrty mind, we had a work function Friday night and she scared me, I had to make a quick "exit, stage left".

She exit left too?

[Lightning McQueen]

Clay soil, eh? Easy to get bogged when things get damp.

She's a toucher and has a dirrty mind, we had a work function Friday night and she scared me, I had to make a quick "exit, stage left".

She exit left too?

Nope, I don't poo where I eat.