Things that make you laugh

[Booney]

Tweet from earlier in the year from the young lad the Crows rookied yesterday

Twit.

[valleys07]

Tom Boyd.

"I went to the bulldogs chasing success".

Funny way of saying money...

Success = shit load of money in the bank.

That interpretation makes sense.

No one can begrudge a 19 y.o accepting that sort of coin- just come out and say it, or shut up FFS!

[bennymacca]

everyone would come out and call him a dick if he said yeah I'm doing it for the cash too. lose lose situation i think.

[valleys07]

everyone would come out and call him a dick if he said yeah I'm doing it for the cash too. lose lose situation i think.

So just bite the lip and leave the cliche's.

Its clear he went for the cash- and it would make sense if he went to a top 4 side, but chasing success with a club that has won 1 flag in 90 years?

Come on Tom...

[am Bays]

This effing idiot:

http://www.news.com.au/national/south-a ... 7144239418

He was on a roll and just wanted more copper....

[Booney]

everyone would come out and call him a dick if he said yeah I'm doing it for the cash too. lose lose situation i think.

So just bite the lip and leave the cliche's.

Its clear he went for the cash- and it would make sense if he went to a top 4 side, but chasing success with a club that has won 1 flag in 90 years?

Come on Tom...

He'd be a dick, for sure, but at least he'd be an honest one.

[stan]

Tom Boyd.

"I went to the bulldogs chasing success".

Funny way of saying money...

Success = shit load of money in the bank.

That interpretation makes sense.

No one can begrudge a 19 y.o accepting that sort of coin- just come out and say it, or shut up FFS!

I dont blame him for chasing it. Still he didn't chase it, iy came to him. He was just happy to accept.

[HH3]

If you've got a few minutes, jump on the Target Australia facebook page and watch the fallout of Target removing GTA V from their shelves because of some retarded feminist petition.

https://www.facebook.com/targetaus?fref=ts

[bennymacca]

Its hilarious, and sets back proper feminist causes imo

[shoe boy]

watching our PM give a lecture on trust and honesty ! WTF

[nuggety goodness]

Little miss Nuggett (3 & 1/2) comes out with some pearlers and this morning was no different.
I told her i loved everyone in the house so she asked again about every individual. 'Mummy, master NG, the dog, the fish and then asked me if i love myself. I said no (clearly a lie). And then asked her if she loved herself. Her reply was

'Of course, i'm gorgeous!'

[Failed Creation]

watching our PM give a lecture on trust and honesty ! WTF

The way he carried on during the procession at Phil Hughes' funeral was ******* deplorable too.

[whufc]

How many guys are at our gym this morning getting up a 'pump' for stereos

[nuggety goodness]

People that check themselves out in the reflection of the window before jumping on the train. Just had one lady giving herself the 'duck face'...

In fact there probably should be a sub thread of what makes you laugh on public transport, im sure there'd be plenty of stories...

[nuggety goodness]

People that check themselves out in the reflection of the window before jumping on the train. Just had one lady giving herself the 'duck face'...

In fact there probably should be a sub thread of what makes you laugh on public transport, im sure there'd be plenty of stories...

Another guy dressed for work has just crashed out for a sleep on a chair, nodding away then every now and then wakes up with the possom eyes as if to think 'where the heck am i?'

[bennymacca]

[stan]

My boss makes me laugh.

He thinks he is good at his job, but really he is a good talker. What he doesnt know is people on the same level as him have started making comments. Its funny, because I have been thinking certain things for a while and its funny when you hear someone have a conversation.

But hey, he'll talk.

[Psyber]

I tossed up whether this should go here or under the "make me sad" thread, but overall I never did have much faith in the potential of the Personally Controlled Electronic Health Record the Rudd/Gillard government pushed, nor much trust in the data security, and so I'm more amused than disappointed.

It looks like I'm not alone...

Medical pink bats?
http://www.australiandoctor.com.au/news ... -$1b-pcehr

It has cost $40,000 for every shared health summary currently in existence on the billion-dollar PCEHR system, a new report reveals. The system, which holds a grand total of seven specialist letters and six e-referrals, has been virtually moribund as the Federal Government embarks on the latest revamp to allow the uploading of pathology and diagnostic imaging results.

But the number crunching suggests doctors believe the system is clinically useless, despite the fact it's been running for two years and has cost in excess of a $1 billion.

The Consumers e-Health Alliance has published a review that shows there are just 26,332 shared e-health summaries uploaded to the PCEHR data repository. The summaries are widely seen as the minimum value component that list patients' diagnoses, medications and allergies.

Since the PCEHR system's launch in July 2012, some 288,000 clinical documents have been uploaded but only 71,100 were considered by the alliance review to be "potentially useful in a clinical sense".

This could explain why doctors have looked up a patient's record on the PCEHR on 26,100 different occasions — the equivalent of $38,000 a look.

It is also seems from reports on the medical fora that the Medicare supplied encryption software required for access doesn't work reliably if your OS is more advanced then Windows 7 - at least the bureaucracy managed to get past XP which a lot of state run public clinics still seem to be using.

[nuggety goodness]

That makes me think of something at my current government position...

We use an MS-DOS system for our customer records and it is due to be phased out in 2018...

Seriously DOS... takes me back to my commodore 64 days!

[Footy Chick]

bring back DOS...Windows based programes do nothing but stuff up all the times,