Things that make you laugh

[am Bays]

Nah....

[redden whites]

Chris Mcdermott and his tirade mid year about why Taylor Walker should be playing for the Crows.Then he announces how he saw him play for the 1st time yesterday on morning radio today

Graham Cornes announcing that Glenelg Beach is in the top 5 iconic beaches of the world absolute quality Adelaide broadcasting .

[GWW]

The Netball, Australia v NZ has come on after Sports Tonight - gotta love that kiwi accent (of the presenters)

[redden whites]

My 2 labradors watching each other at feeding time out the corner of each others eyes . Whichever one finishes 1st hovers over their own bowl until the other has finished.Then they both run to the other ones bowl in the hope that the other one may have left something.In 3 years not one of them has ever scored a crumb off the other bowl but tomorrow no doubt it will all go on again.

[am Bays]

Chris Mcdermott and his tirade mid year about why Taylor Walker should be playing for the Crows.Then he announces how he saw him play for the 1st time yesterday on morning radio today

Graham Cornes announcing that Glenelg Beach is in the top 5 iconic beaches of the world absolute quality Adelaide broadcasting .

People who keep listening to radio personalities they criticise

Waiting for your next installment of when Cornesy and Bone get it wrong RnW....

[redden whites]

Chris Mcdermott and his tirade mid year about why Taylor Walker should be playing for the Crows.Then he announces how he saw him play for the 1st time yesterday on morning radio today

Graham Cornes announcing that Glenelg Beach is in the top 5 iconic beaches of the world absolute quality Adelaide broadcasting .

People who keep listening to radio personalities they criticise

Waiting for your next installment of when Cornesy and Bone get it wrong RnW....

Thanks for admitting they are both idiots Tassie..Much appreciated
The update should come soon I imagine .I will listen in to the morning show tomorrow for tomorrows pearl of wisdom.

[smithy]

On the 1000 places to see before you die show which I admittedly don't watch I noticed that they were visiting Cambodia.
I guess that was episode 1000 .

[johntheclaret]

True story in a West Country local newspaper.

Bloke decided to end it all by turning on the gas. He then changed his mind and lit a ciggy promptly blowing the house up.
He was arrested and charged with arson and appeared before the courts where he was convicted and given a 12 month community order and ordered to attend an intensive decision making course

[smac]

The kids. Funny far-kers the lot of 'em. Where would we be without them?

[Footy Chick]

Smac, when he's anhebriated...what a funny ol' fellow is Humphrey

[smac]

Indeed. Get on the gas more often. We all should. I love September. First few days of October are usually pretty good too.

The annual "who plays Centrals" weekend is always a good one. Even better when the notice has been handed in and no one (including me) gives a shit what time I turn up to work for the rest of the week.

[Dog_ger]

My Pay Packet (for the work I do)

[Booney]

Geelong fans mid-2008...

[heater31]

The little kid in the Family friendly area on the hill today, with his Dad standing on the walkway around Adelaide Oval watching the footy dropping his daks and taking a leak in front of 14,000 people. Brightened up my very dark day a bit.

[mighty_tiger_79]

from adelaide now

Bride arrested at her own weddingArticle from: Font size: Decrease Increase Email article: Email Print article: Print October 02, 2008 02:10pm
A BRIDE found herself hitched to the wrong side of the law when officers swooped at her wedding - and arrested her for helping an illegal immigrant.

The 21-year-old Portuguese woman burst into tears as she was led away in handcuffs to be questioned by cops in Dulwich, southeast London.

Her new "husband", a 37-year-old Nigerian, was also arrested, taken into custody and is facing deportation on the grounds he entered Britain illegally.

Officers say that before the wedding the couple had been living in nearby Southwark - but not together.

The groom had been living on his own while the bride had been staying with friends.

[mighty_tiger_79]

another one from adelaide now, why wasnt there a full licensed person in the vehicle when he started it up????? isnt that illegal to be on L's and drive without a fully licensed person?

at least his car is nice and clean!

Adelaide L-plater jumps to safety as car splashes into poolArticle from: Font size: Decrease Increase Email article: Email Print article: Print Submit comment: Submit comment DOUG ROBERTSON
October 02, 2008 02:38pm
A LEARNER driver made a desperate jump to safety as his car careered out of control in reverse towards a home swimming pool at Edwardstown this morning.

Abraham Bukuru, 31, had started the ignition while showing a friend the Magna sedan he bought last week, when it sped off outside flats on Raglan Ave just before 11am.

It's unknown whether or not the car had been in gear when he started the motor. But quick thinking saw Mr Bukuru jumped out of the car and on to the lawn as the car smashed through a locked gate.

The spinning car wheels left tyre marks on the lawn before the car splashed into his neighbour's pool, suprising owner Leno Carollo, 81.

Nobody was injured and it took emergency workers more than three hours to recover the car.

[RustyCage]

This!!!
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http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/stor ... 62,00.html[/url]

Bathurst bans two over sex incident
ONE man has attacked a police officer with a dildo at the Bathurst 1000 motor racing event while another man has been caught wheeling around a television set showing porn

[MightyEagles]

All the Glenelg fans who really thought that Glenelg really going to defeat Central last weekend. As for me, I couldn't see Glenelg winning at all.

[am Bays]

All the Glenelg fans who really thought that Glenelg really going to defeat Central last weekend. As for me, I couldn't see Glenelg winning at all.

Not half as funny as watching Eagles U/17s and 19s officials feign concern over Glenelg Oval in rd 21.....

[JK]

"That Radio Bloke" who does several commercials on 5AA