Things that give you the sh1ts

[am Bays]

Your legs painted on?

His ears are so why would his legs be any different

So is my dick

False advertising, I believe...

[Lightning McQueen]

Nice work!

Also, I should have added an emoji

F*** the emoji's, it takes the mystique out of the post.

[Trader]

Don’t have my car for a few days, missus was out this morning, so message her to get some bread from our local bakery on the way home. We have 2 great bakeries close by.

She comes home later with a supermarket loaf.

I think her hubby was telling her the ASX dropped 3.5% over Tuesday and Wednesday?

[Lightning McQueen]

My place of worship putting their happy hour prices up to $9.50.

They can now f*** off, as a family we had 10 entrants in their footy tips, now they have none, every time I am the punter in the punters club I have lasted 4-6 weeks, I would generally spend the day there when it was my turn not any more.

Not long ago they moved our table as they said it imposed the traffic flow into their bistro that barely has 10 patrons and they are only in dining times, we're normally 2-5:30 people so it matters not, and it's no way near the door and there are two other entrances to the dining area.

They don't even have Fox, it was an old person pub that had half decent TAB facilities, now they've movd the table I can't see the screens from where I sit.

Plenty of other better establishments around, they lost a shitload of money with our group relocating.

[am Bays]

**** me that is sh!te.