Things that make you laugh

[dedja]

Bitcoin

[dedja]

Soon-to-be newlyweds are burying sausages prior to their ceremony in order to ward off rain.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-01/ ... /106055572

Idiots. Everyone knows you're supposed to wait until your wedding night to bury the sausage.

Choice quote:
Newlyweds Jack and Jess Luxton buried a sausage with their bridal party the night before their wedding. ... "We'd thought it's not going to work, but if we don't do this, we'll always be wondering what if we'd just buried the sausage?"

Haven’t played that game in years ...

[am Bays]

Bruce Lehrmann

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-03/live-bruce-lehrmann-defamation-appeal-finding/106090370

[dedja]

FIFA crawling up Trump’s arse

[Lightning McQueen]

Had our work show on Friday night, just like my previos workplace you've gotta love the pensive quietness around the office for the first couple of days after them. Even I was a bit cautious for the first half of yesterday as I know I bowled a no-ball on the night.

[wenchbarwer]

Had our work show on Friday night, just like my previos workplace you've gotta love the pensive quietness around the office for the first couple of days after them. Even I was a bit cautious for the first half of yesterday as I know I bowled a no-ball on the night.

Is this another chapter in the LM Chronicles?

[Booney]

Had our work show on Friday night, just like my previos workplace you've gotta love the pensive quietness around the office for the first couple of days after them. Even I was a bit cautious for the first half of yesterday as I know I bowled a no-ball on the night.

Is this another chapter in the LM Chronicles?

There's always another chapter.

[Lightning McQueen]

Had our work show on Friday night, just like my previos workplace you've gotta love the pensive quietness around the office for the first couple of days after them. Even I was a bit cautious for the first half of yesterday as I know I bowled a no-ball on the night.

Is this another chapter in the LM Chronicles?

Na, not really, dude shafted me last week so I mentioned it and called him a koala. All the women are still nice to me so I mustn't have gone full scale.

[dedja]

Had my work show last Friday as well …

https://www.facebook.com/reel/133841224 ... &fs=e&fs=e

[amber_fluid]

Had our work show on Friday night, just like my previos workplace you've gotta love the pensive quietness around the office for the first couple of days after them. Even I was a bit cautious for the first half of yesterday as I know I bowled a no-ball on the night.

Is this another chapter in the LM Chronicles?

Na, not really, dude shafted me last week so I mentioned it and called him a koala. All the women are still nice to me so I mustn't have gone full scale.

Clothes stayed on?

[Lightning McQueen]

Clothes stayed on?

Yep, made it home with everything I took with me and there was no one next to me in the morning.

Phone was on top of the car under the carport though.

[Jimmy_041]

Clothes stayed on?

Yep, made it home with everything I took with me and there was no one next to me in the morning.

Phone was on top of the car under the carport though.

The morning after a big night out in <insert any city in Asia>

Wake up
Where the **** am I?
Good - I'm alone
Feel across back.......... phew - I still have my kidneys

[wenchbarwer]

Clothes stayed on?

Yep, made it home with everything I took with me and there was no one next to me in the morning.

Phone was on top of the car under the carport though.

The morning after a big night out in <insert any city in Asia>

Wake up
Where the **** am I?
Good - I'm alone
Feel across back.......... phew - I still have my kidneys

There's towns in country Australia like this!!

[Lightning McQueen]

Clothes stayed on?

Yep, made it home with everything I took with me and there was no one next to me in the morning.

Phone was on top of the car under the carport though.

The morning after a big night out in <insert any city in Asia>

Wake up
Where the **** am I?
Good - I'm alone

Worst part is when you see that the chick that you brought back to the room has a bigger schlong than you.

[dedja]

Clothes stayed on?

Yep, made it home with everything I took with me and there was no one next to me in the morning.

Phone was on top of the car under the carport though.

The morning after a big night out in <insert any city in Asia>

Wake up
Where the **** am I?
Good - I'm alone
Feel across back.......... phew - I still have my kidneys

Sore arse?

[wenchbarwer]

I see we all watched Hangover 2 last night

[Jimmy_041]

Clothes stayed on?

Yep, made it home with everything I took with me and there was no one next to me in the morning.

Phone was on top of the car under the carport though.

The morning after a big night out in <insert any city in Asia>

Wake up
Where the **** am I?
Good - I'm alone
Feel across back.......... phew - I still have my kidneys

Pre Apple Pay, the next job was to call AMEX to find out the last place you used the card so you can go back and retrieve it.
Not a good idea in Asia. It can be loaded up with ladies drinks before you get it back.
Anyway, that's the excuse I gave accounts at the end of the month

[locky801]

Got my annual powerball statement for the year today

Have an entry every week.

This year i ended up with a total profit of $6.15 for the year

[Lightning McQueen]

Got my annual powerball statement for the year today

Have an entry every week.

This year i ended up with a total profit of $6.15 for the year

That’s a win

[Dutchy]

All the MP's gushing to announce the social media ban, on social media.....