Things that give you the sh1ts

PatowalongaPirate · Post by **PatowalongaPirate** » Tue Feb 28, 2023 11:28 am

Looting of Murray River flood victims.

Dig a hole.

whufc · Post by **whufc** » Tue Feb 28, 2023 12:59 pm

Vamos wrote:Trial Game being called Match Simulation.

Its just a way to differentiate the official pre-season games from the non official ones hey...

The nonofficial ones aren't bound by any rules regarding numbers of players used, quarters played etc where the pre season ones are.

Vamos · Post by **Vamos** » Tue Feb 28, 2023 6:44 pm

whufc wrote:
Vamos wrote:Trial Game being called Match Simulation.

Its just a way to differentiate the official pre-season games from the non official ones hey...

The nonofficial ones aren't bound by any rules regarding numbers of players used, quarters played etc where the pre season ones are.

Nonetheless, still a wank term probably pioneered by someone who needed to justify their job title.

Post by **heater31** » Tue Feb 28, 2023 8:02 pm

Vamos wrote:
whufc wrote:
Vamos wrote:Trial Game being called Match Simulation.

Its just a way to differentiate the official pre-season games from the non official ones hey...

The nonofficial ones aren't bound by any rules regarding numbers of players used, quarters played etc where the pre season ones are.

Nonetheless, still a wank term probably pioneered by someone who needed to justify their job title.

Don't think it's a wank term, just being used in the media for the first time. Probably has been used in the AFL/State leagues for years as a training drill that plays out like an actual game. Coaching staff can stop the play at anytime to talk to players and not be bound by the timed quarter constraints of match.

Vamos · Post by **Vamos** » Tue Feb 28, 2023 10:34 pm

Funny but shitsworthy.
Went out for tea tonight and they had a quiz night on so we stayed. We started well but were middle of the road, midway through we were getting a lot of questions correct but making up no ground (I put it down to me not pressing the correct button quick enough as points were also based on speed).

After the penultimate round, an 8 question music round, where we got 7 right but finished the round 12th out of 16, I said to the missus "Is this thing working". It was then I noticed we had controller no.9, we were team no. 6. We went on to finish the quiz night and need I say who won......team bloody no. 9 :roll:

Armchair expert · Post by **Armchair expert** » Tue Mar 07, 2023 6:27 pm

Get an "Important Message" from Commbank about my refund, I'm thinking here we go this could be good.........$0.89

FFS

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Wed Mar 08, 2023 8:11 am

Anyone needing to go Fullerton/Greenhill Roads stay clear due to roadworks. It’s going to get like a car park , bad enough now.

Jase · Post by **Jase** » Sat Mar 11, 2023 8:24 pm

Walking out of the Ingle Farm shops today and got absolutely pole-axed by someone on a bike.... I had taken 1.5 steps out of the entrance and bang, sprawled on the floor wondering what the hell had happened.

The lady on the bike, who was riding it like she stole it, she may have done, was extremely apologetic, and I was too shocked to really say anything, took a couple of minutes to get my bearings and pick myself up off the floor. Luckily she hit me and not Mrs Jase or one of the girls, that would have been really nasty.

Got a sore shin, knee and hip but all in all pretty lucky...

Going to be in a world of hurt tomorrow I reckon...

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Booney · Post by **Booney** » Mon Mar 13, 2023 7:59 am

Adelaide Cup package purchased and over the last 48 hours gone downhill with a rotten head cold (RATs negative).

Filthy.

gadj1976 · Post by **gadj1976** » Mon Mar 13, 2023 2:24 pm

Ultimate Footy charging $20 each to enter! Surprisingly now you have to log into it with an AFL ID. Who'd have thought.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Wed Mar 15, 2023 8:58 am

Booney wrote:Adelaide Cup package purchased and over the last 48 hours gone downhill with a rotten head cold (RATs negative).

Filthy.

Day 3 of feeling crap with a stinking ( not COVID ) lurgy. Think it's finally moving out. Literally.

king neptune · Post by **king neptune** » Wed Mar 15, 2023 10:24 pm

Men competing in women's sports.

Jimmy_041 · Post by **Jimmy_041** » Wed Mar 15, 2023 11:04 pm

king neptune wrote:Men competing in women's sports.

Set women's sport back 50 years

Post by **Dutchy** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 10:55 am

Work show tonight clashing with the footy commencing

Mic · Post by **Mic** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 9:42 pm

Dutchy wrote:Work show tonight clashing with the footy commencing

Still 2 weeks away.

The Bedge · Post by **The Bedge** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 3:10 pm

People who lack a grasp on reality and their ability.

Player cracking the sads because he wasn't initially selected in a cricket Semi Final tomorrow - scored 58 runs @ 6.44 with a highest score of 24.. turns up late, leaves early, lazy in the field. Surely you reflect on your performances and realise you're not good enough?

Over it.. glad cricket is finished. Old mate in, Bedge out, i'll enjoy my Saturday with the family.

Wankers.

Vamos · Post by **Vamos** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 3:40 pm

The Bedge wrote:People who lack a grasp on reality and their ability.

Player cracking the sads because he wasn't initially selected in a cricket Semi Final tomorrow - scored 58 runs @ 6.44 with a highest score of 24.. turns up late, leaves early, lazy in the field. Surely you reflect on your performances and realise you're not good enough?

Over it.. glad cricket is finished. Old mate in, Bedge out, i'll enjoy my Saturday with the family.

Wankers.

Good call. Nothing better than spending a Saturday arvo with your Punt & Pub family.

Corona Man · Post by **Corona Man** » Sat Mar 18, 2023 10:18 pm

Back in Adelaide, in a pub, surprisingly.

At the bar… “Draft thanks”…. “West End” is the reply. **** no is my retort.

Don’t get this shit in Melbourne!!

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Sun Mar 19, 2023 12:52 pm

Corona Man wrote:Back in Adelaide, in a pub, surprisingly.

At the bar… “Draft thanks”…. “West End” is the reply. **** no is my retort.

Don’t get this shit in Melbourne!!

And that gives you the shits?

mighty hounds · Post by **mighty hounds** » Sun Mar 19, 2023 3:14 pm

Corona Man wrote:Back in Adelaide, in a pub, surprisingly.

At the bar… “Draft thanks”…. “West End” is the reply. **** no is my retort.

Don’t get this shit in Melbourne!!

Well nick off back to Melbourne then :lol:

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