Things that give you the sh1ts
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Looting of Murray River flood victims.
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Vamos wrote:Trial Game being called Match Simulation.
Its just a way to differentiate the official pre-season games from the non official ones hey...
The nonofficial ones aren't bound by any rules regarding numbers of players used, quarters played etc where the pre season ones are.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
whufc wrote:Vamos wrote:Trial Game being called Match Simulation.
Its just a way to differentiate the official pre-season games from the non official ones hey...
The nonofficial ones aren't bound by any rules regarding numbers of players used, quarters played etc where the pre season ones are.
Nonetheless, still a wank term probably pioneered by someone who needed to justify their job title.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Don't think it's a wank term, just being used in the media for the first time. Probably has been used in the AFL/State leagues for years as a training drill that plays out like an actual game. Coaching staff can stop the play at anytime to talk to players and not be bound by the timed quarter constraints of match.Vamos wrote:whufc wrote:Vamos wrote:Trial Game being called Match Simulation.
Its just a way to differentiate the official pre-season games from the non official ones hey...
The nonofficial ones aren't bound by any rules regarding numbers of players used, quarters played etc where the pre season ones are.
Nonetheless, still a wank term probably pioneered by someone who needed to justify their job title.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Funny but shitsworthy.
Went out for tea tonight and they had a quiz night on so we stayed. We started well but were middle of the road, midway through we were getting a lot of questions correct but making up no ground (I put it down to me not pressing the correct button quick enough as points were also based on speed).
After the penultimate round, an 8 question music round, where we got 7 right but finished the round 12th out of 16, I said to the missus "Is this thing working". It was then I noticed we had controller no.9, we were team no. 6. We went on to finish the quiz night and need I say who won......team bloody no. 9

Went out for tea tonight and they had a quiz night on so we stayed. We started well but were middle of the road, midway through we were getting a lot of questions correct but making up no ground (I put it down to me not pressing the correct button quick enough as points were also based on speed).
After the penultimate round, an 8 question music round, where we got 7 right but finished the round 12th out of 16, I said to the missus "Is this thing working". It was then I noticed we had controller no.9, we were team no. 6. We went on to finish the quiz night and need I say who won......team bloody no. 9
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Get an "Important Message" from Commbank about my refund, I'm thinking here we go this could be good.........$0.89
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Anyone needing to go Fullerton/Greenhill Roads stay clear due to roadworks. It’s going to get like a car park , bad enough now.
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Walking out of the Ingle Farm shops today and got absolutely pole-axed by someone on a bike.... I had taken 1.5 steps out of the entrance and bang, sprawled on the floor wondering what the hell had happened.
The lady on the bike, who was riding it like she stole it, she may have done, was extremely apologetic, and I was too shocked to really say anything, took a couple of minutes to get my bearings and pick myself up off the floor. Luckily she hit me and not Mrs Jase or one of the girls, that would have been really nasty.
Got a sore shin, knee and hip but all in all pretty lucky...
Going to be in a world of hurt tomorrow I reckon...
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The lady on the bike, who was riding it like she stole it, she may have done, was extremely apologetic, and I was too shocked to really say anything, took a couple of minutes to get my bearings and pick myself up off the floor. Luckily she hit me and not Mrs Jase or one of the girls, that would have been really nasty.
Got a sore shin, knee and hip but all in all pretty lucky...
Going to be in a world of hurt tomorrow I reckon...
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Adelaide Cup package purchased and over the last 48 hours gone downhill with a rotten head cold (RATs negative).
Filthy.
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Booney wrote:Adelaide Cup package purchased and over the last 48 hours gone downhill with a rotten head cold (RATs negative).
Filthy.
Day 3 of feeling crap with a stinking ( not COVID ) lurgy. Think it's finally moving out. Literally.
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Men competing in women's sports.
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king neptune wrote:Men competing in women's sports.
Set women's sport back 50 years
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Dutchy wrote:Work show tonight clashing with the footy commencing
Still 2 weeks away.
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People who lack a grasp on reality and their ability.
Player cracking the sads because he wasn't initially selected in a cricket Semi Final tomorrow - scored 58 runs @ 6.44 with a highest score of 24.. turns up late, leaves early, lazy in the field. Surely you reflect on your performances and realise you're not good enough?
Over it.. glad cricket is finished. Old mate in, Bedge out, i'll enjoy my Saturday with the family.
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Player cracking the sads because he wasn't initially selected in a cricket Semi Final tomorrow - scored 58 runs @ 6.44 with a highest score of 24.. turns up late, leaves early, lazy in the field. Surely you reflect on your performances and realise you're not good enough?
Over it.. glad cricket is finished. Old mate in, Bedge out, i'll enjoy my Saturday with the family.
Wankers.
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The Bedge wrote:People who lack a grasp on reality and their ability.
Player cracking the sads because he wasn't initially selected in a cricket Semi Final tomorrow - scored 58 runs @ 6.44 with a highest score of 24.. turns up late, leaves early, lazy in the field. Surely you reflect on your performances and realise you're not good enough?
Over it.. glad cricket is finished. Old mate in, Bedge out, i'll enjoy my Saturday with the family.
Wankers.
Good call. Nothing better than spending a Saturday arvo with your Punt & Pub family.
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Back in Adelaide, in a pub, surprisingly.
At the bar… “Draft thanks”…. “West End” is the reply. **** no is my retort.
Don’t get this shit in Melbourne!!
At the bar… “Draft thanks”…. “West End” is the reply. **** no is my retort.
Don’t get this shit in Melbourne!!
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Corona Man wrote:Back in Adelaide, in a pub, surprisingly.
At the bar… “Draft thanks”…. “West End” is the reply. **** no is my retort.
Don’t get this shit in Melbourne!!
And that gives you the shits?
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Corona Man wrote:Back in Adelaide, in a pub, surprisingly.
At the bar… “Draft thanks”…. “West End” is the reply. **** no is my retort.
Don’t get this shit in Melbourne!!
Well nick off back to Melbourne then
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