I wish I got a Monica every time I didn’t listen to the wife.Kahuna wrote:Monica or Lorena Bobbitt?Columbo wrote: She also threatened to do a Monica Lewinski job on her sidekick if he didn't do what he was told.
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Which threat worked the best?Columbo wrote:Good spot, Lorena was the one I meant, Wrong historical figure!Kahuna wrote:Monica or Lorena Bobbitt?Columbo wrote: She also threatened to do a Monica Lewinski job on her sidekick if he didn't do what he was told.
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When you wait in line 10 minutes and people still don't have their card ready to pay, don't get me started on the dinosaurs that still use cash.
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It's even worse when they get to the front of the line only to umm and ahh about what they want too.Armchair expert wrote:When you wait in line 10 minutes and people still don't have their card ready to pay, don't get me started on the dinosaurs that still use cash.
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i have had $30 buck cash in my wallet for over 2 years now, just sits in there gathering dustArmchair expert wrote:When you wait in line 10 minutes and people still don't have their card ready to pay, don't get me started on the dinosaurs that still use cash.
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I have mates that use cash. I call them tax evaders.Armchair expert wrote:When you wait in line 10 minutes and people still don't have their card ready to pay, don't get me started on the dinosaurs that still use cash.
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100% my biggest pet hate.Armchair expert wrote:When you wait in line 10 minutes and people still don't have their card ready to pay, don't get me started on the dinosaurs that still use cash.
Typically women are classics for this.....wait 5 minutes in line scrolling their phones and then once the cashier says $10.90 they go searching through a purse of god knows what looking for their $20 note or bank card. Even worse if they start looking for their woolworths discount card thing.
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I thought you were married?locky801 wrote:i have had $30 buck cash in my wallet for over 2 years now, just sits in there gathering dustArmchair expert wrote:When you wait in line 10 minutes and people still don't have their card ready to pay, don't get me started on the dinosaurs that still use cash.
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I wonder what the drug dealers will do once we have a cashless society?Spargo wrote:Cash is king.
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There will always be cash.Lightning McQueen wrote:I wonder what the drug dealers will do once we have a cashless society?Spargo wrote:Cash is king.
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CryptoLightning McQueen wrote:I wonder what the drug dealers will do once we have a cashless society?Spargo wrote:Cash is king.
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Cash is no good anymore unless under $10kLightning McQueen wrote:I wonder what the drug dealers will do once we have a cashless society?Spargo wrote:Cash is king.
I tried to deposit $14k in the bank and they wanted to know where I got it from
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Ash tray in the Rolls?Jimmy_041 wrote:Cash is no good anymore unless under $10kLightning McQueen wrote:I wonder what the drug dealers will do once we have a cashless society?Spargo wrote:Cash is king.
I tried to deposit $14k in the bank and they wanted to know where I got it from
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Were you walking in like you had a sore arse?Jimmy_041 wrote:
Cash is no good anymore unless under $10k
I tried to deposit $14k in the bank and they wanted to know where I got it from
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Tasmania are inArmchair expert wrote:Power is out
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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read somewhere that there was going to be rolling blackouts today and tomorrow, better not affect the footy and cricket laterArmchair expert wrote:Power is out
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Bring out the tarpsArmchair expert wrote:Power is out
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Was only off for 20mins thankfullylocky801 wrote:read somewhere that there was going to be rolling blackouts today and tomorrow, better not affect the footy and cricket laterArmchair expert wrote:Power is out
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