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Kahuna wrote:
Columbo wrote:She also threatened to do a Monica Lewinski job on her sidekick if he didn't do what he was told.


Monica or Lorena Bobbitt?


I wish I got a Monica every time I didn’t listen to the wife.
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Columbo wrote:
Kahuna wrote:
Columbo wrote:She also threatened to do a Monica Lewinski job on her sidekick if he didn't do what he was told.


Monica or Lorena Bobbitt?


Good spot, Lorena was the one I meant, Wrong historical figure!


Which threat worked the best?
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When you wait in line 10 minutes and people still don't have their card ready to pay, don't get me started on the dinosaurs that still use cash.
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Armchair expert wrote:When you wait in line 10 minutes and people still don't have their card ready to pay, don't get me started on the dinosaurs that still use cash.

It's even worse when they get to the front of the line only to umm and ahh about what they want too.
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Armchair expert wrote:When you wait in line 10 minutes and people still don't have their card ready to pay, don't get me started on the dinosaurs that still use cash.


i have had $30 buck cash in my wallet for over 2 years now, just sits in there gathering dust
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Armchair expert wrote:When you wait in line 10 minutes and people still don't have their card ready to pay, don't get me started on the dinosaurs that still use cash.


I have mates that use cash. I call them tax evaders.
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Cash is king.
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Armchair expert wrote:When you wait in line 10 minutes and people still don't have their card ready to pay, don't get me started on the dinosaurs that still use cash.


100% my biggest pet hate.

Typically women are classics for this.....wait 5 minutes in line scrolling their phones and then once the cashier says $10.90 they go searching through a purse of god knows what looking for their $20 note or bank card. Even worse if they start looking for their woolworths discount card thing.
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locky801 wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:When you wait in line 10 minutes and people still don't have their card ready to pay, don't get me started on the dinosaurs that still use cash.


i have had $30 buck cash in my wallet for over 2 years now, just sits in there gathering dust

I thought you were married?
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Spargo wrote:Cash is king.


I wonder what the drug dealers will do once we have a cashless society?
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:Cash is king.


I wonder what the drug dealers will do once we have a cashless society?


There will always be cash.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:Cash is king.


I wonder what the drug dealers will do once we have a cashless society?


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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:Cash is king.


I wonder what the drug dealers will do once we have a cashless society?


Cash is no good anymore unless under $10k

I tried to deposit $14k in the bank and they wanted to know where I got it from
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Jimmy_041 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:Cash is king.


I wonder what the drug dealers will do once we have a cashless society?


Cash is no good anymore unless under $10k

I tried to deposit $14k in the bank and they wanted to know where I got it from


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Jimmy_041 wrote:
Cash is no good anymore unless under $10k

I tried to deposit $14k in the bank and they wanted to know where I got it from


Were you walking in like you had a sore arse?
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Power is out
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Armchair expert wrote:Power is out


Tasmania are in ;)
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Armchair expert wrote:Power is out


read somewhere that there was going to be rolling blackouts today and tomorrow, better not affect the footy and cricket later :(
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Armchair expert wrote:Power is out


Bring out the tarps
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locky801 wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Power is out


read somewhere that there was going to be rolling blackouts today and tomorrow, better not affect the footy and cricket later :(


Was only off for 20mins thankfully
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