Things that make you laugh

[Magellan]

British politician Jacob Rees-Mogg and what he's named his children :

Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg
Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan Rees-Mogg
Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam Rees-Mogg
Peter Theodore Alphege Rees-Mogg
Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius Rees-Mogg
Mary Anne Charlotte Emma Rees-Mogg

As if Rees-Mogg for a surname wasn't toffy enough.

I initially thought, geez, they'll cop it big time in the schoolyard, but the reality is they'll all be shipped off to upper-crust boarding schools where ridiculous names are an entry requirement. Spare a thought for Sixtus, who would also be expected to teach Latin and classics.

[Corona Man]

British politician Jacob Rees-Mogg and what he's named his children :

Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg
Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan Rees-Mogg
Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam Rees-Mogg
Peter Theodore Alphege Rees-Mogg
Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius Rees-Mogg
Mary Anne Charlotte Emma Rees-Mogg

From the Very Silly Party?

[Magellan]

British politician Jacob Rees-Mogg and what he's named his children :

Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg
Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan Rees-Mogg
Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam Rees-Mogg
Peter Theodore Alphege Rees-Mogg
Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius Rees-Mogg
Mary Anne Charlotte Emma Rees-Mogg

From the Very Silly Party?

If he had another child it would've been called Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel Rees-Mogg.

[Corona Man]

British politician Jacob Rees-Mogg and what he's named his children :

Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg
Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan Rees-Mogg
Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam Rees-Mogg
Peter Theodore Alphege Rees-Mogg
Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius Rees-Mogg
Mary Anne Charlotte Emma Rees-Mogg

From the Very Silly Party?

If he had another child it would've been called Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel Rees-Mogg.

That's quite possibly his father!

[Lightning McQueen]

My facebook newsfeed being littered with amateur footy player signings across the state from one platform, the best one yet was a Para Hills FC signing yet the dude has never played football before.

[Mythical Creature]

My facebook newsfeed being littered with amateur footy player signings across the state from one platform, the best one yet was a Para Hills FC signing yet the dude has never played football before.

This advertising of players signing really shits me. All it is doing is putting some no name spud up in headlights for a couple of hours. With the way things work some kids might even want to change clubs just for their own publicity. Even worse announcements that your captain has re signed etc. So he should he is your captain!
Fair enough advertising your coach, they are the face of your club, but that's where it should stop.
Even saw one the other day for a women's team player signing.
I actually think this is the biggest thing wrong with amateur and country footy at the moment. Its disgusting

[Brodlach]

There was one of our former players who hasn’t played in 4 years and only C Grade as the second coming of Gary Ablett

[Mr Beefy]

There was one of our former players who hasn’t played in 4 years and only C Grade as the second coming of Gary Ablett

*third

[Booney]

People assembling in Victoria Square in large numbers without any consequence from authorities to protest against their loss of freedom.

[Lightning McQueen]

People assembling in Victoria Square in large numbers without any consequence from authorities to protest against their loss of freedom.

Yeah, a couple people I know on FB were heading down there and letting it be known, perhaps they "thug lyfed" it and caught the train in without a mask.

[Booney]

People assembling in Victoria Square in large numbers without any consequence from authorities to protest against their loss of freedom.

Yeah, a couple people I know on FB were heading down there and letting it be known, perhaps they "thug lyfed" it and caught the train in without a mask.

Did you think they were normal or suspect otherwise?

[Lightning McQueen]

Yeah, a couple people I know on FB were heading down there and letting it be known, perhaps they "thug lyfed" it and caught the train in without a mask.

Did you think they were normal or suspect otherwise?

I have many on my list that are there for pure boredom, I keep most hidden then go do a search to see what shit they've posted since my last search for a laugh.

[Failed Creation]

Yeah, a couple people I know on FB were heading down there and letting it be known, perhaps they "thug lyfed" it and caught the train in without a mask.

Did you think they were normal or suspect otherwise?

I have many on my list that are there for pure boredom, I keep most hidden then go do a search to see what shit they've posted since my last search for a laugh.

I use those sorts of people as a self-esteem boost.

I know I might be that guy for many folks too.

[Lightning McQueen]

I use those sorts of people as a self-esteem boost.

I know I might be that guy for many folks too.

Not at all mate.

[Failed Creation]

I use those sorts of people as a self-esteem boost.

I know I might be that guy for many folks too.

Not at all mate.

Aww shucks...

I have a few of those people in my extended 'family'. They're the reason I always want to avoid Xmas lunch.

[whufc]

My facebook newsfeed being littered with amateur footy player signings across the state from one platform, the best one yet was a Para Hills FC signing yet the dude has never played football before.

This advertising of players signing really shits me. All it is doing is putting some no name spud up in headlights for a couple of hours. With the way things work some kids might even want to change clubs just for their own publicity. Even worse announcements that your captain has re signed etc. So he should he is your captain!
Fair enough advertising your coach, they are the face of your club, but that's where it should stop.
Even saw one the other day for a women's team player signing.
I actually think this is the biggest thing wrong with amateur and country footy at the moment. Its disgusting

The best I saw was the Central United trainer......admittedly she was easy on the eye but ffs the trainer.

[Lightning McQueen]

A woman at work when it comes to describing her son and husband's jobs.

There's been a few doozies over the years when people have asked.

"What does your son do?"
"He umpires AFL" is her reply. (He is a boundary umpire in the ammo's).
"He's a security guard" was another. (He checks peoples temps with a temp gun as they enter a work site).

"What does you husband do?
"He's a lab technician" was todays reply. (He works for a soil testing company).

[Wedgie]

I don't have an issue with that.
Anyway back to my job as an Alcohol Engineer and a Coffee Technician.

[Trader]

A woman at work when it comes to describing her son and husband's jobs.

There's been a few doozies over the years when people have asked.

"What does your son do?"
"He umpires AFL" is her reply. (He is a boundary umpire in the ammo's).
"He's a security guard" was another. (He checks peoples temps with a temp gun as they enter a work site).

"What does you husband do?
"He's a lab technician" was todays reply. (He works for a soil testing company).

Don't be so negative.
It's good that she's proud of her family.

I have a job where I spend 7.6 hours doing all I can to pretend to be working without actually doing anything useful. I am not proud of what I do, nor is anyone I know talking up my contributions to a productive society.

[Lightning McQueen]

Don't be so negative.
It's good that she's proud of her family.

I have a job where I spend 7.6 hours doing all I can to pretend to be working without actually doing anything useful. I am not proud of what I do, nor is anyone I know talking up my contributions to a productive society.

Mate, I've just heard it for years and know them well outside of these walls and it's nothing like it's put across.