Things that make you laugh
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Or someone that annoyingly repeats themselves...
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Spargo wrote:Or someone that annoyingly repeats themselves...
Yeah, I'm a natural born loser.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Spargo wrote:Or someone that annoyingly repeats themselves...
Yeah, I'm a natural born loser.
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Friends daughter has been involved on several MLM schemes, Kyani, some other shit, then some other shit now she's flogging "Healy" devices.
This is the gist of the thing :
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About $4000 to have your chakra shook.

This is the gist of the thing :
The Digital Nutrition Application* creates lists of foods that naturally contain the substances your organism needs, according to a simple questionnaire and your nutritional type. The Individualized Microcurrent Frequency (IMF) Healy DNA** programs contain the resonant frequencies for individual vitamins and minerals and are meant to harmonize your Bioenergetic Field
Using our expert databases, the HealAdvisor Search App* finds the right Individualized Microcurrent Frequency (IMF) Healy programs for the harmonization of your Bioenergetic Field. New recommendations of Healy IMF programs are continuously being added to the HealAdvisor Cloud, an AI-based module that is constantly expanded with the latest knowledge about frequencies!
About $4000 to have your chakra shook.

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Everyone needs their chakra shook occasionally
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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"Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there...and finding it." - Oscar Wilde
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Magellan wrote:
Ever had your chakra shook?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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amber_fluid wrote:Magellan wrote:
Ever had your chakra shook?
No, but I must confess my chi is often out of alignment.
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Magellan wrote:amber_fluid wrote:Magellan wrote:
Ever had your chakra shook?
No, but I must confess my chi is often out of alignment.
I had a similar problem.
Just remember to keep your body straight when pullin’ it
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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Nestle screwing up the new name for redskins
dammit pantera this beer is warm
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Mind, Body and Psychic fair had to be cancelled due to unforeseen reasons
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JK wrote:Mind, Body and Psychic fair had to be cancelled due to unforeseen reasons
Surely they knew that last week.
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JK wrote:Mind, Body and Psychic fair had to be cancelled due to unforeseen reasons
Don't know why they even advertise when it's on, shouldn't the psychics just know already
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Ghanaian newsreader butchers his pronunciation of the EPL results.
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Magellan wrote:Ghanaian newsreader butchers his pronunciation of the EPL results.
10/10 for trying.
I work with a Croatian bloke who struggles with a few words, "We need to commucate more" is a fave of mine.
Sometimes we're talking work logistics and politics and he'll say to me "You know what I don't understand?"
I reply with "Basic English?"
Sometimes he laughs.
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Working with women.
They sit on my desk bagging the hell out of each other but all lovey dovey when they're together, I know I get a fair shellacking when I leave for the day
They sit on my desk bagging the hell out of each other but all lovey dovey when they're together, I know I get a fair shellacking when I leave for the day
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Working with women.
They sit on my desk bagging the hell out of each other but all lovey dovey when they're together, I know I get a fair shellacking when I leave for the day
Yeah I hear ya. I despise people like that. Two faced ****!!!!
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