Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

And then they scan to Keith.

I bet he walked in front of the camera just to piss Mick off.

He probably didn't even know Mick was in the room

[Spangas]

The Cheesecake looter:

https://www.news.com.au/world/north-ame ... 25fc9c983d

Bottom of the article: The Mayor declared a civil emergency, banning the use of weapons – including pipes and rocks – throughout the city...
The looters will have to break windows with sticks instead.

[mighty_tiger_79]

After almost 2 weeks of protests in US, now in LA, due to Coronavirus fears the protests have moved to being in cars......

[Corona Man]

Dubbo races!

[Corona Man]

Spargo rubbed out for going to a BBQ!

[Lightning McQueen]

Made me laugh and pissed off.

We got camera's installed Tuesday, I just wanted to view a 15 minute period from yesterday afternoon from the front camera.

Next thing you know, the neighbour has come over next to my car (which was parked on the road), pretended to pick something up off the ground and then was peering into my car window acting suss behind a tree.

[Jimmy_041]

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Very funny. Makes me laugh every morning

[Bum Crack]

Lol

[Booney]

How deflated can one person look?

[Magellan]

How deflated can one person look?

Understandable, given the auditorium in which he had just held his re-election rally was about one-third full.

[Booney]

Young lad at work comes in around 10:30, said a pipe he was holding up / welding came down and clunked him on the head. Eye witness agreed that it did. The young lad wanted to go home, said he wasn't feeling right. The eye witness, more mature aged said "Are you f*cking kidding me?" when I told him the lad had left, followed up with "I only thought they were easily upset today".

Anywho, lad goes to the doctors, just called in, wait for this :

Yeah mate, how'd you go?

He's given me tomorrow off, I have to go back and see him.

What did he say?

Said I've got high blood pressure.

But, umm, it was for a head knock?

Yeah, see you Wednesday.

[daysofourlives]

How deflated can one person look?

Understandable, given the auditorium in which he had just held his re-election rally was about one-third full.

Sheep

[daysofourlives]

Outside Trumps rally.

[Booney]

Yep, he looked that happy after 100,000 showed up.

[Booney]

Outside Trumps rally.

For those wondering :

Source - Twitter
Author - Trump supporter

[Magellan]

How deflated can one person look?

Understandable, given the auditorium in which he had just held his re-election rally was about one-third full.

Sheep

One-third full of sheep? No wonder he looks pissed off, they're not allowed to vote.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Yep, both sides present a story to suit their narrative. Interestingly, no headlines about his assessment of Bidens political history...
Thought that would have been front and centre for the media to highlight

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[Magellan]

Outside Trumps rally.

For those wondering :

Source - Twitter
Author - Trump supporter

The 'Outside Trump's rally' pic seems to be taken from a website dedicated to a 2019 motorcycle rally (scroll down to the second photo):

http://www.sfchap55.org/rolling-thunder-2019/

[Booney]

Sheep

One-third full of sheep? No wonder he looks pissed off, they're not allowed to vote.

It's odd how lunatics think calling someone a sheep, or sheeple, is an insult, that it's taken as an insult.

Sheep, sheeple, the majority of the population doing as they're told, following instructions is why we have infrastructure like roads, electricity, internet, etc etc. If the lunatics ran the asylum then there wouldn't be any infrastructure, there wouldn't be law and order, anarchy would be the result and it would be survival of the fittest, not the smartest so I guess it may suit some tin foilers. So, thank you. Thank you for calling us sheep, we're the ones who allow you to move about safely, efficiently and as an added bonus we don't get angry and yell at clouds because we think they're infecting us with poison from planes. ( They're not ).

Then again, society needs lunatics to question authority, to challenge normal convention, it keeps people in positions of power on their toes. There's no need to question everything but I guess of you're laying awake at night worrying that your microwave is listening too you then you might as well tick all the boxes.

[Magellan]

Sheep

One-third full of sheep? No wonder he looks pissed off, they're not allowed to vote.

It's odd how lunatics think calling someone a sheep, or sheeple, is an insult, that it's taken as an insult.

Sheep, sheeple, the majority of the population doing as they're told, following instructions is why we have infrastructure like roads, electricity, internet, etc etc. If the lunatics ran the asylum then there wouldn't be any infrastructure, there wouldn't be law and order, anarchy would be the result and it would be survival of the fittest, not the smartest so I guess it may suit some tin foilers. So, thank you. Thank you for calling us sheep, we're the ones who allow you to move about safely, efficiently and as an added bonus we don't get angry and yell at clouds because we think they're infecting us with poison from planes. ( They're not ).

Then again, society needs lunatics to question authority, to challenge normal convention, it keeps people in positions of power on their toes. There's no need to question everything but I guess of you're laying awake at night worrying that your microwave is listening too you then you might as well tick all the boxes.

Yes. There's a big difference between scrutiny and accountability, and pushing the envelope when established social norms have outlived their used-by date, and out-and-out paranoia.