Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

People who mash letters together and use whatever they come up with as a name for a kid.

Why do you ask Twodogsrooting?

[Pseudo]

People who mash letters together and use whatever they come up with as a name for a kid.

Calm down Dayvyde

EFA

Daffyd?

[The Bedge]

Daffyd?

Dead ringer

[Booney]

Daffyd?

Dead ringer

You're not the first. Won't be the last.

And yes, I do like to go swimming naked in the river.

[LMA]

Braxtyn

Surname Hicks

[mighty_tiger_79]

Couple crossing the road and despite no traffic he put his arm out to stop any traffic....now clearly its just his immediate reaction....if he crossed at the lights he wouldn't have to worry about that infliction

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[Booney]

Saw a bloke this morning holding his phone up to talk into it, obviously with it on speaker as he didn't have it to his ear but was talking into the base.

He pulled up next to me at the lights and proceeded to produce a coffee cup, no lid, just a mug like you use at home, from his nether regions and sip on his coffee.

[JK]

Just got in the car and had SEN on the radio nd it was time for KC's last man standing quiz. Thought about it then decided against, but then he says the prize is a bottle of Ned's Whiskey and given that's my eldest lads name I figured I'd give it a go. Wasn't the worst idea as I knew every answer, problem was the bugger ahead of me knew them all too lol.

[The Bedge]

The people on Facebook who are spruiking the "PLANdemic" stuff... and part of their reasoning..

"Well is it just a coincidence that this has happened in so many countries all of a sudden at the same time?!"

Hmm.. pretty sure that's literally the exact definition of a 'pandemic'.. that's why they call it a 'pandemic'

[Kahuna]

Paleo Pete Evans' take on the Coronavirus,

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/t ... 5bf8a82435

[Lightning McQueen]

Driving into work this morning and on the sports news they talked about Scott McLaughlin leading the Eseries racing.

Honestly, there was never a mention of my mate Terry and I when we teamed up on Sega Saturn's NBA Jam and didn't lose a game for about a month.

[Dutchy]

Albany and Albury races being within 5 mins of each other today

[Lightning McQueen]

Subway vouchers, they are always buy a 6 inch and a drink and you get the same for free.

Their 6 inch subs are a rip off compared to their 12 inch to start with, as are their drinks.

[Corona Man]

A report on the radio just now...... "David Koch has requested that Port not be put in the same hotel on the Gold Coast, as the Crows..... but we are happy to be at the same hotel as the WA teams...... And I thought Koch was a dickhead, maybe I was wrong!

[Magellan]

Crap on LinkedIn, on Twitter. It's funny and disappointing in equal measures.

https://twitter.com/CrapOnLinkedIn?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

[Spangas]

The ICC banning the use of saliva to polish cricket balls.

[Dutchy]

Back in the office this morning, 1st time for a while, despite exercising almost daily working 4m from the kitchen at home hasn't been kind to the work pants plug in the laptop at work and go to try and log into the VPN like Im at home took me 5 mins to work out why it wouldn't work

[heater31]

Back in the office this morning, 1st time for a while, despite exercising almost daily working 4m from the kitchen at home hasn't been kind to the work pants plug in the laptop at work and go to try and log into the VPN like Im at home [emoji38] took me 5 mins to work out why it wouldn't work

Trying to get my multi screens working in the office is a daily pain in the arse!

[DOC]

Back in the office this morning, 1st time for a while, despite exercising almost daily working 4m from the kitchen at home hasn't been kind to the work pants plug in the laptop at work and go to try and log into the VPN like Im at home took me 5 mins to work out why it wouldn't work

Track pants that look like pants is a thing.

[Dutchy]