Things that make you laugh

[amber_fluid]

If people the infighting democrats Warren v Bloomberg was good for a laugh, how bout the on air stoush between two FiveeAA contributors Dave from Alberton v Rowey!!!

Can someone post a link to where I can maybe hear this? Us country folk don't get to hear this.

I’m sure Dave from Alberton was taping it on his cassette recorder.
Might be a bit of an echo or delay though.

[Corona Man]

Sharing more than a few beers with a died in the wool Richmond supporter tonight and asking how many membership cards he had burnt over the past 20 years before striking gold...,. ******* knob.

[Pseudo]

Conspiracy theorist launched himself in home-made steam-powered rocket in order to prove earth is flat.

After the predictable hard landing, conspiracy theorist is now flat.


https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-02-24/ ... a/11993112

[Lightning McQueen]

This could fall into the shits thread too:

I got some choice rib-eyes and marinated them for 24 hours.

I cooked them to perfection and served with wedges and a salad only to have someone douse the steak with BBQ sauce and put it in a sandwich and munged away on it like it was a Bunnings snag.

I'll get minute steak for them next time.

[Magellan]

This could fall into the shits thread too:

I got some choice rib-eyes and marinated them for 24 hours.

I cooked them to perfection and served with wedges and a salad only to have someone douse the steak with BBQ sauce and put it in a sandwich and munged away on it like it was a Bunnings snag.

I'll get minute steak for them next time.

What a waste.

[Booney]

This could fall into the shits thread too:

I got some choice rib-eyes and marinated them for 24 hours.

I cooked them to perfection and served with wedges and a salad only to have someone douse the steak with BBQ sauce and put it in a sandwich and munged away on it like it was a Bunnings snag.

I'll get minute steak for them next time.

What a waste.

That's the bit between a womans hips and tits.

It's a waste because they could have put another set of tits there.

[Magellan]

This could fall into the shits thread too:

I got some choice rib-eyes and marinated them for 24 hours.

I cooked them to perfection and served with wedges and a salad only to have someone douse the steak with BBQ sauce and put it in a sandwich and munged away on it like it was a Bunnings snag.

I'll get minute steak for them next time.

What a waste.

That's the bit between a womans hips and tits.

It's a waste because they could have put another set of tits there.

So they were on the right track in 'Total Recall.'

[Lightning McQueen]

This could fall into the shits thread too:

I got some choice rib-eyes and marinated them for 24 hours.

I cooked them to perfection and served with wedges and a salad only to have someone douse the steak with BBQ sauce and put it in a sandwich and munged away on it like it was a Bunnings snag.

I'll get minute steak for them next time.

What a waste.

Sure was, I was watching on in disbelief.

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Had a quote a couple weeks ago for a joint in Barton Tce North Adelaide overlooking the parklands. Was a blokes rental while he lives (as he told me) top floor of a Gold Coast apartment. Wanted a paved courtyard using an expensive stone product.
Do you want it sealed?
Of course it's in an exclusive area.
You'll need a council permit for us to work there.
You work it out I'm busy.
Yeah ok, all up excavate, new sub base, damp proof treatment, permit, supply all materials & labour 4.5k.

Week later,
Can you make it cheaper?
Sure, cheaper product, no sealant & a garden bed around the edges.
Well it is a rental, I'm not paying that.
Sure, go with something cheaper, 3.5k will do it.

This arvo.
Can you get it down to 2.5k?
No but I'm sure that one of your great great grandfathers employees who picked his cotton would no doubt be approachable.

He rang & called me a greedy unscrupulous typical tradesman.
How did he know this?

[Spargo]

I may have a couple of Glenelg Premiership stickers on the work bus (f#ck knows I waited long enough)
Bloke pulls up next to me at the lights, “You know it’s 2020 you dick, those “gay bays” stickers mean shit now”
I could only imagine who he followed...

[mighty_tiger_79]

I may have a couple of Glenelg Premiership stickers on the work bus (f#ck knows I waited long enough)
Bloke pulls up next to me at the lights, “You know it’s 2020 you dick, those “gay bays” stickers mean shit now”
I could only imagine who he followed...

Booney???[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[Spargo]

I may have a couple of Glenelg Premiership stickers on the work bus (f#ck knows I waited long enough)
Bloke pulls up next to me at the lights, “You know it’s 2020 you dick, those “gay bays” stickers mean shit now”
I could only imagine who he followed...

Booney???[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Lol, funnily enough in the same vicinity where I occasionally see him only this was this arvo, not the morning.

[Failed Creation]

This could fall into the shits thread too:

I got some choice rib-eyes and marinated them for 24 hours.

I cooked them to perfection and served with wedges and a salad only to have someone douse the steak with BBQ sauce and put it in a sandwich and munged away on it like it was a Bunnings snag.

I'll get minute steak for them next time.

It's almost as bad as folks who over-cook their steak.

I'm a rare to medium-rare kind of guy.

[Corona Man]

I may have a couple of Glenelg Premiership stickers on the work bus (f#ck knows I waited long enough)
Bloke pulls up next to me at the lights, “You know it’s 2020 you dick, those “gay bays” stickers mean shit now”
I could only imagine who he followed...

Souths?

[Jim05]

Arsenal FC

[Lightning McQueen]

This could fall into the shits thread too:

I got some choice rib-eyes and marinated them for 24 hours.

I cooked them to perfection and served with wedges and a salad only to have someone douse the steak with BBQ sauce and put it in a sandwich and munged away on it like it was a Bunnings snag.

I'll get minute steak for them next time.

It's almost as bad as folks who over-cook their steak.

I'm a rare to medium-rare kind of guy.

It's the only way, if it's a good cut I even slice a bit off before it even goes in the frying pan.

Speaking of which, I take it you'd frequent Crestline for your meat?

[Failed Creation]

This could fall into the shits thread too:

I got some choice rib-eyes and marinated them for 24 hours.

I cooked them to perfection and served with wedges and a salad only to have someone douse the steak with BBQ sauce and put it in a sandwich and munged away on it like it was a Bunnings snag.

I'll get minute steak for them next time.

It's almost as bad as folks who over-cook their steak.

I'm a rare to medium-rare kind of guy.

It's the only way, if it's a good cut I even slice a bit off before it even goes in the frying pan.

Speaking of which, I take it you'd frequent Crestline for your meat?

I actually go to The Butcher's Secret at Angle Vale.

They're my Player Sponsor, and their meats are awesome.

I generally use my George Foreman to cook my steak; 3 1/2 minutes for a decently thick porterhouse usually does the trick.

[Lightning McQueen]

I actually go to The Butcher's Secret at Angle Vale.

They're my Player Sponsor, and their meats are awesome.

I generally use my George Foreman to cook my steak; 3 1/2 minutes for a decently thick porterhouse usually does the trick.

I shall try them out, Crestline have great Rib-Eye and Scotch Fillet specials but I usually go to Specialty Foods in Thebarton for most.

[Failed Creation]

I actually go to The Butcher's Secret at Angle Vale.

They're my Player Sponsor, and their meats are awesome.

I generally use my George Foreman to cook my steak; 3 1/2 minutes for a decently thick porterhouse usually does the trick.

I shall try them out, Crestline have great Rib-Eye and Scotch Fillet specials but I usually go to Specialty Foods in Thebarton for most.

Paul (the owner), Trisha and Stuart are fantastic.

Let them know you're a mate of mine; they'll be stoked.

[Booney]

I may have a couple of Glenelg Premiership stickers on the work bus (f#ck knows I waited long enough)
Bloke pulls up next to me at the lights, “You know it’s 2020 you dick, those “gay bays” stickers mean shit now”
I could only imagine who he followed...

Booney???

I'm actually quite disappointed you think I'd run with something so lowbrow.