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amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:Chicks wearing fake tan who think it doesn't look fake.


We have a ‘dude’ in our office who gets fake tans.
His fake tan matches his fake personality though.
I occasionally let him know my thoughts on fake tans.


Pass on my regards then.
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amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:Chicks wearing fake tan who think it doesn't look fake.


We have a ‘dude’ in our office who gets fake tans.
His fake tan matches his fake personality though.
I occasionally let him know my thoughts on fake tans.

Wtf......
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Some of the machine operators in the Bunnings car park this morning.
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Watching your 16 year old crotch-fruit with his first “friend” with different anatomical features on a date, following her in and out of clothes shops at the local shopping centre. Get used to it son you’re in for a lifetime of pain doing that sh!t no matter who you end up with....
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A new dude starting here soon off to a great start before day 1.

Has gone on to Linkedin to view some profiles of his new work colleagues, only picked the hot chicks though to view, everyone knows already.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:A new dude starting here soon off to a great start before day 1.

Has gone on to Linkedin to view some profiles of his new work colleagues, only picked the hot chicks though to view, everyone knows already.
Priorities

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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:A new dude starting here soon off to a great start before day 1.

Has gone on to Linkedin to view some profiles of his new work colleagues, only picked the hot chicks though to view, everyone knows already.
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Surely you'd chuck in a few bloke searches to make it look less obvious that you're a snake.
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:A new dude starting here soon off to a great start before day 1.

Has gone on to Linkedin to view some profiles of his new work colleagues, only picked the hot chicks though to view, everyone knows already.
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Surely you'd chuck in a few bloke searches to make it look less obvious that you're a snake.
Agreed. Looks like you will have fun winding him up!

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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Agreed. Looks like you will have fun winding him up!

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Shit yeah, he'd be in his 40's, the chicks he's looked up are mid 20's, I can hear the words "Hugh" being used on a regular basis.

I've had 4 of them tell me.
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Dutchy wrote:Prince Andrew

He should of stuck with banging Koo Stark
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Dutchy wrote:Prince Andrew


His Royal Dryness.
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am Bays wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Prince Andrew

He should of stuck with banging Koo Stark


Showing your age there am, I remember her too. Wasn't real popular with Lizzie, Phil would've liked her.
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Grenville wrote:
am Bays wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Prince Andrew

He should of stuck with banging Koo Stark


Showing your age there am, I remember her too. Wasn't real popular with Lizzie, Phil would've liked her.

He he, Koo Stark. They didn't call him 'Randy Andy' for nothing.

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This.

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Dutchy wrote:Prince Andrew


In bred parasite .
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Micky Flanagan. :lol:
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Booney wrote:Micky Flanagan. :lol:


Sure does, getting the shits just doesn't get old for me.

And with the gentlest of pushes, the world fell out of my arse :lol:
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westcoastpanther wrote:
Booney wrote:Micky Flanagan. :lol:


Sure does, getting the shits just doesn't get old for me.

And with the gentlest of pushes, the world fell out of my arse :lol:


:lol:

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Booney wrote:
westcoastpanther wrote:
Booney wrote:Micky Flanagan. :lol:


Sure does, getting the shits just doesn't get old for me.

And with the gentlest of pushes, the world fell out of my arse :lol:


:lol:

Old Facebook, learning what you like watching, I've spend the last few nights laughing my head off as I flick through 2-3 minute stand up off cuts. He's a ripper, I'll be sure to find him if he comes out here at any stage.


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