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I use to be able to play sport all day every day now I am crippled the day after a nets session
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bulldogproud wrote:A minor matter but suffered poor customer service last night. Ordered a pizza online from Dominos at 9:05pm, expected time of delivery 9:31pm. Phoned the store at 10:15pm to see what the delay was; was told that the pizza was just entering the oven and would be delivered around 11:00pm (90 minutes late, two hours after ordering!). No apology, just a simple statement of fact. Apparently they were one driver down, it would have been nice for them to have phoned at some point to let me know the pizza was going to be 90 minutes late. I immediately cancelled, saying I would be in bed by then.

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The Bee Swarm that has overtaken the tree near my front door. Wifey and Junior are home and can't leave the house.
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PatowalongaPirate wrote:The Bee Swarm that has overtaken the tree near my front door. Wifey and Junior are home and can't leave the house.



She better cross her legs until they leave then :lol:
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You thinking that they don't have an indoor toilet?
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DOC wrote:You thinking that they don't have an indoor toilet?
Not sure dropping babies into the loo is how they do it these days...[emoji23]

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bulldogproud wrote:A minor matter but suffered poor customer service last night. Ordered a pizza online from Dominos at 9:05pm, expected time of delivery 9:31pm. Phoned the store at 10:15pm to see what the delay was; was told that the pizza was just entering the oven and would be delivered around 11:00pm (90 minutes late, two hours after ordering!). No apology, just a simple statement of fact. Apparently they were one driver down, it would have been nice for them to have phoned at some point to let me know the pizza was going to be 90 minutes late. I immediately cancelled, saying I would be in bed by then.


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DOC wrote:You thinking that they don't have an indoor toilet?



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My kids wiping the excess vegemite from the knife around the rim of the jar, toast crumbs and all :evil:
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LMA wrote:My kids wiping the excess vegemite from the knife around the rim of the jar, toast crumbs and all :evil:

Or they have premix in the butter.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
LMA wrote:My kids wiping the excess vegemite from the knife around the rim of the jar, toast crumbs and all :evil:

Or they have premix in the butter.
My wife leaves butter in the vegemite

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Keefy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
LMA wrote:My kids wiping the excess vegemite from the knife around the rim of the jar, toast crumbs and all :evil:

Or they have premix in the butter.
My wife leaves butter in the vegemite

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did lofty on Saturday and i severely underestimated how hard it was going to be for...

I got to a certain point and i was like i am surely near the top! then i saw a sign which said i still had 2km to go :shock: :lol: :lol:

It was the longest 3.8km of my life...

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woodublieve12 wrote:did lofty on Saturday and i severely underestimated how hard it was going to be for...

I got to a certain point and i was like i am surely near the top! then i saw a sign which said i still had 2km to go :shock: :lol: :lol:

It was the longest 3.8km of my life...

My legs are cooked today


:lol: it gets easier....with a lot of training
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woodublieve12 wrote:did lofty on Saturday and i severely underestimated how hard it was going to be for...

I got to a certain point and i was like i am surely near the top! then i saw a sign which said i still had 2km to go :shock: :lol: :lol:

It was the longest 3.8km of my life...

My legs are cooked today

How long did it take?
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:did lofty on Saturday and i severely underestimated how hard it was going to be for...

I got to a certain point and i was like i am surely near the top! then i saw a sign which said i still had 2km to go :shock: :lol: :lol:

It was the longest 3.8km of my life...

My legs are cooked today

How long did it take?


i didn't time it... Survival was my key... My bro did it in 1:15/1:20ish and i finished about 5 minutes after him... I was alot quicker on the way down obviously... I am not ashamed to admit i stopped several times on the way up!! Can't believe people do it for fun..

I would like to do it in a couple of months and see how i go after going to the gym more regularly. I've only been back at the gym for a fortnight
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woodublieve12 wrote:
i didn't time it... Survival was my key... My bro did it in 1:15/1:20ish and i finished about 5 minutes after him... I was alot quicker on the way down obviously... I am not ashamed to admit i stopped several times on the way up!! Can't believe people do it for fun..

I would like to do it in a couple of months and see how i go after going to the gym more regularly. I've only been back at the gym for a fortnight

Try Morialta Falls first.


It's best to print off the map of different tracks that they have there and increase the intensity each visit by selecting a more vigorous track each time.

It's soothing, good for you and it's nice to appreciate what our state has to offer.

https://www.walkingsa.org.au/walk/find- ... hike-loop/
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:
i didn't time it... Survival was my key... My bro did it in 1:15/1:20ish and i finished about 5 minutes after him... I was alot quicker on the way down obviously... I am not ashamed to admit i stopped several times on the way up!! Can't believe people do it for fun..

I would like to do it in a couple of months and see how i go after going to the gym more regularly. I've only been back at the gym for a fortnight

Try Morialta Falls first.


It's best to print off the map of different tracks that they have there and increase the intensity each visit by selecting a more vigorous track each time.

It's soothing, good for you and it's nice to appreciate what our state has to offer.

https://www.walkingsa.org.au/walk/find- ... hike-loop/


Thanks mate... I'll have a look

As hard as i found it, i am glad i did it... just paying for it now.
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woodublieve12 wrote:
Thanks mate... I'll have a look

As hard as i found it, i am glad i did it... just paying for it now.



Absolutely, the wife and I quite often go there for a hike, the kids enjoy it too, get to see koala's and other native animals on the journey.

We found the map inspires us to go more often and test out different hikes.
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