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"We drank vodka in our room, went out and drank some more cocktails, then drank some more vodka" said every Aussie to ever go to Bali yet the rest of us didn't fly kick a scooterist!

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Booney wrote:"We drank vodka in our room, went out and drank some more cocktails, then drank some more vodka" said every Aussie to ever go to Bali yet the rest of us didn't fly kick a scooterist!

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Leave him in jail over there to learn his lesson.
Had more than just alcohol surely?
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amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:"We drank vodka in our room, went out and drank some more cocktails, then drank some more vodka" said every Aussie to ever go to Bali yet the rest of us didn't fly kick a scooterist!

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Leave him in jail over there to learn his lesson.
Had more than just alcohol surely?
Yeah he also had drugs in his system.

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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:"We drank vodka in our room, went out and drank some more cocktails, then drank some more vodka" said every Aussie to ever go to Bali yet the rest of us didn't fly kick a scooterist!

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Leave him in jail over there to learn his lesson.
Had more than just alcohol surely?
Yeah he also had drugs in his system.

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I thought they reported he had drugs in his system...but no mention of that on the news...
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Booney wrote:"We drank vodka in our room, went out and drank some more cocktails, then drank some more vodka" said every Aussie to ever go to Bali yet the rest of us didn't fly kick a scooterist!

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David Brent wrote:
Booney wrote:"We drank vodka in our room, went out and drank some more cocktails, then drank some more vodka" said every Aussie to ever go to Bali yet the rest of us didn't fly kick a scooterist!

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Can't see him adding any games to his tally in the next 18 months.
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Booney wrote:
David Brent wrote:
Booney wrote:"We drank vodka in our room, went out and drank some more cocktails, then drank some more vodka" said every Aussie to ever go to Bali yet the rest of us didn't fly kick a scooterist!

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Can't see him adding any games to his tally in the next 18 months.


Something tells me his hard ball gets will go up
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How's this for a curve ball......

Go for an interview yesterday, perfect timing while my boss is in Melbourne, knock the job back as I don't think it's for me.

Boss comes in this morning with the news our group is up for sale.....how do you spell uncertainty again?
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Booney wrote:How's this for a curve ball......

Go for an interview yesterday, perfect timing while my boss is in Melbourne, knock the job back as I don't think it's for me.

Boss comes in this morning with the news our group is up for sale.....how do you spell uncertainty again?


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Bloody hell

Now do you tell the boss about yesterday?
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Bloody hell

Now do you tell the boss about yesterday?


He doesn't need to know.
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Booney wrote:How's this for a curve ball......

Go for an interview yesterday, perfect timing while my boss is in Melbourne, knock the job back as I don't think it's for me.

Boss comes in this morning with the news our group is up for sale.....how do you spell uncertainty again?


Can you get back on the phone, call the company you had interview with and explain after longer consideration your initial decision was a tad rash.
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Go and ask google why Kellogs Conflakes were invented.

You're welcome :lol: 8)
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Booney wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Bloody hell

Now do you tell the boss about yesterday?


He doesn't need to know.

A bit risky posting on here ; isn't @HH3 your Boss?
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PatowalongaPirate wrote:
Booney wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Bloody hell

Now do you tell the boss about yesterday?


He doesn't need to know.

A bit risky posting on here ; isn't @HH3 your Boss?


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Footy Chick wrote:Go and ask google why Kellogs Conflakes were invented.

You're welcome :lol: 8)

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Footy Chick wrote:Go and ask google why Kellogs Conflakes were invented.

You're welcome :lol: 8)


It doesn't work. I eat Cornflakes most days.
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A stemhead at work tries to copy one of the managers who always uses the term "stakeholders" in emails.

He chucked it in an email 3 times last week but wrote "stack-holders", it wasn't that bad though as only about 25 people seen it and joked about it asking each other if we could hold each others stacks.

He has gone and done it again today, only this time customers have been included on the email, it is awesome as he's an arrogant prick.

There were a few more errors on it too I might add.
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