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Booney wrote:https://10daily.com.au/entertainment/tv/a190627whknb/im-a-gemini-introducing-the-ladies-vying-for-this-years-bachelor-20190627

"What do you do?"

"I'm an astrophysicist"

"Really? I'm a Gemini"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Do you reckon he went back to his room and put a big red line through her name :lol:
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Footy Chick wrote:
Booney wrote:https://10daily.com.au/entertainment/tv/a190627whknb/im-a-gemini-introducing-the-ladies-vying-for-this-years-bachelor-20190627

"What do you do?"

"I'm an astrophysicist"

"Really? I'm a Gemini"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Do you reckon he went back to his room and put a big red line through her name :lol:


Maybe, maybe not. Might have her pegged to check his breathalyzer. 8)
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Marbles, he must have two brains, you cant be that stupid with one :D
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Watching Krygios play tennis. He is so talented but a huge knob rolled into one!
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Booney wrote:Big man filled up on gatorade. :lol:


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BoundaryRider84 wrote:Watching Krygios play tennis. He is so talented but a huge knob rolled into one!

On the topic of rolling huge knobs, Tomic the Wank Engine bundled out of Wimbledon in under an hour.
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Magellan wrote:
BoundaryRider84 wrote:Watching Krygios play tennis. He is so talented but a huge knob rolled into one!

On the topic of rolling huge knobs, Tomic the Wank Engine bundled out of Wimbledon in under an hour.

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BoundaryRider84 wrote:Watching Krygios play tennis. He is so talented but a huge knob rolled into one!


Anyone see his press conference?
What a wanker.
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Magellan wrote:
BoundaryRider84 wrote:Watching Krygios play tennis. He is so talented but a huge knob rolled into one!

On the topic of rolling huge knobs, Tomic the Wank Engine bundled out of Wimbledon in under an hour.


Dont take any notice of him these days, but how does he even get into the tournament these days? Surely his form isnt that good?
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Dutchy wrote:
Magellan wrote:
BoundaryRider84 wrote:Watching Krygios play tennis. He is so talented but a huge knob rolled into one!

On the topic of rolling huge knobs, Tomic the Wank Engine bundled out of Wimbledon in under an hour.


Dont take any notice of him these days, but how does he even get into the tournament these days? Surely his form isnt that good?

Tennis is a bit like the celebrity race at the old F1 Grand Prix - they have a spot available for a member of the public to compete, and Tomic just happens to be really, really lucky.
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For some reason I like Nick

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Brodlach wrote:For some reason I like Nick

Ranked 43 in the world

What about in tennis?
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I've always liked Kygrios & he is spot on with a lot of things he says whether people agree with him or not.

Tomic is going to struggle now to get into the grand slams. Is out of the top 100 now & struggles to win matches even in the 'lesser' tournaments on tour. He will be down to 200-300 in the world in no time & no one will hear of him again except when Fox Sports are low for content & pull out a story from no where.

It's actually pissed me off quite a bit with all the outrage over the tennis last night with 7. I was lucky as I have fox so i was able to watch Kygrios & Barty at the same time & flick between the 2.
But i don't get how everyone is cracking it that they chose Nick over Ash on the coverage. Kygrios & Thompson started at 7.30 & Ash 9,30. When Ash was starting, the Kygrios & Thompson match was at a critical stage & in the middle of the match + very entertaining. Do they expect 7 to just stop showing that match & flick it across to Barty when people had been watching the mens for the last 2 hrs.

I suppose all the outcry is from the do-gooders that sit and bag Nick all day long but love Federer & Murray & the likes despite the tempers they had/have.
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bertiebeatle wrote:I've always liked Kygrios & he is spot on with a lot of things he says whether people agree with him or not.

Tomic is going to struggle now to get into the grand slams. Is out of the top 100 now & struggles to win matches even in the 'lesser' tournaments on tour. He will be down to 200-300 in the world in no time & no one will hear of him again except when Fox Sports are low for content & pull out a story from no where.

It's actually pissed me off quite a bit with all the outrage over the tennis last night with 7. I was lucky as I have fox so i was able to watch Kygrios & Barty at the same time & flick between the 2.
But i don't get how everyone is cracking it that they chose Nick over Ash on the coverage. Kygrios & Thompson started at 7.30 & Ash 9,30. When Ash was starting, the Kygrios & Thompson match was at a critical stage & in the middle of the match + very entertaining. Do they expect 7 to just stop showing that match & flick it across to Barty when people had been watching the mens for the last 2 hrs.

I suppose all the outcry is from the do-gooders that sit and bag Nick all day long but love Federer & Murray & the likes despite the tempers they had/have.

Kyrgios is a ******* knob and doesn't deserve any air time. Australia have a female who is number 1 in the world. Focus on her game and the less we see of that other muppet the better,
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Its tennis, Im surprised anyone really cares....
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How about ch7 slowing both... surely they have enough channels to get it done

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Dutchy wrote:Its tennis, Im surprised anyone really cares....

Very good point. I hate watching it but more so if that flog is playing.
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bertiebeatle wrote:I've always liked Kygrios & he is spot on with a lot of things he says whether people agree with him or not.

Tomic is going to struggle now to get into the grand slams. Is out of the top 100 now & struggles to win matches even in the 'lesser' tournaments on tour. He will be down to 200-300 in the world in no time & no one will hear of him again except when Fox Sports are low for content & pull out a story from no where.

It's actually pissed me off quite a bit with all the outrage over the tennis last night with 7. I was lucky as I have fox so i was able to watch Kygrios & Barty at the same time & flick between the 2.
But i don't get how everyone is cracking it that they chose Nick over Ash on the coverage. Kygrios & Thompson started at 7.30 & Ash 9,30. When Ash was starting, the Kygrios & Thompson match was at a critical stage & in the middle of the match + very entertaining. Do they expect 7 to just stop showing that match & flick it across to Barty when people had been watching the mens for the last 2 hrs.

I suppose all the outcry is from the do-gooders that sit and bag Nick all day long but love Federer & Murray & the likes despite the tempers they had/have.

Having a temper is different from being a flog. Cant recall Federer or Murray ever throwing chairs onto the court
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Brodlach wrote:Dave from Alberton picking up his weekly prize on 5AA
Prize or Salary?

And what was it this time?

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