Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

I'd buy a pub and a brothal, with happy hours in both.

That'd keep me busy

I'd just have it as the same establishment.

[Lightning McQueen]

Probably only eat out of one establishment

Depends on how early your appointment is

[Magellan]

I'd buy a pub and a brothal, with happy hours in both.

That'd keep me busy

I'd just have it as the same establishment.

One hand washes the other.

[Lightning McQueen]

I'm with LM on this one, no way I'm quitting work if I won $1m.

Perhaps you guys already have heaps squirrelled away!

What do you think you'll need to spend to be able to live what you consider to be a comfortable lifestyle?
$120,000 a year? Holidays are expensive and without a 9 to 5, you've got a lot of free time to fill in.

I plan on living another 55ish years.
In 55 years time, that $120k now needs to be $470k to maintain the same purchasing power (assuming 2.5% inflation rate).

So how much money do you need to invest now, at an earnings rate of say 5% to maintain the ability to spend the equivalent of $120k in todays dollars for each of the next 55 years? $3,500,000

(NB: this excludes tax considerations, so essentially we are talking $120k per tax yearly income)

Now if you want to buy a new house or other big ticket items in the first year or two, add that on top of the $3.5m you need.

Add in the fact I'll get sucked in by a gold digger or two who cuts the pile in half each time, I recon I need upwards of $15m before I can walk from work.

Even if I won that, I wouldn't quit the next morning. I'd still go into work every second day and run down the 60-ish sick days I've got saved up! haha

Gold

I'd be the same, fortunately I can't have any more kids, but I wouldn't be telling them that

[Lightning McQueen]

One hand washes the other.

Steak & BJ Day would be like Valentines Day.

[Lightning McQueen]

BWS

Beer Wine & Sl***

[Brodlach]

Dane Swan new Go Fund Me request for $3 million

[Booney]

Dane Swan new Go Fund Me request for $3 million

Absolute gold.

[Lightning McQueen]

Dane Swan new Go Fund Me request for $3 million

He was meant to be a guest speaker at Elizabeth Football Club last Saturday, rang them on the day to say he couldn't make it and tee'd up Diesel Williams to do it instead, a fair anti-climax, I can't believe that Ricky Nixon was another, how the F*** does that parasite make money from this sort of stuff?
A very average human being.

[Lightning McQueen]

The wife and I have decided to go our own way on a few things, I wasn't happy with the financial structure so we scrapped the joint bank account and now worry about our own shit and split the bills etc.
First month in and she gets a $3000 EOFY bonus from work, I said to her when she told me "Geez, I f*****d that up didn't I, I should've waited another month hey"

[Booney]

The wife and I have decided to go our own way on a few things, I wasn't happy with the financial structure so we scrapped the joint bank account and now worry about our own shit and split the bills etc.
First month in and she gets a $3000 EOFY bonus from work, I said to her when she told me "Geez, I f*****d that up didn't I, I should've waited another month hey"

Renegotiate.

[Dutchy]

The wife and I have decided to go our own way on a few things, I wasn't happy with the financial structure so we scrapped the joint bank account and now worry about our own shit and split the bills etc.
First month in and she gets a $3000 EOFY bonus from work, I said to her when she told me "Geez, I f*****d that up didn't I, I should've waited another month hey"

Id be asking to split it, otherwise when I win lotto.......

[Lightning McQueen]

The wife and I have decided to go our own way on a few things, I wasn't happy with the financial structure so we scrapped the joint bank account and now worry about our own shit and split the bills etc.
First month in and she gets a $3000 EOFY bonus from work, I said to her when she told me "Geez, I f*****d that up didn't I, I should've waited another month hey"

Id be asking to split it, otherwise when I win lotto.......

My winnings are mine nowadays.

The wife and I have decided to go our own way on a few things, I wasn't happy with the financial structure so we scrapped the joint bank account and now worry about our own shit and split the bills etc.
First month in and she gets a $3000 EOFY bonus from work, I said to her when she told me "Geez, I f*****d that up didn't I, I should've waited another month hey"

Renegotiate.

Not at all, I don't mind her getting a bit in front, I had to do it tough this month as I didn't know what was happening with my life so I made sure I got right in front of my bills when I got paid.

She owes me some and she's going to buy some clothes and shit for me but moving forward it will be the best thing for us, my tax return is locked and loaded to submit Monday morning so I'll get some extra pocket money for myself.

[Spargo]

Port power.

[Dutchy]

you forget the power of this forums sometimes, and a simple post can ruffle so many feathers within 10 mins of posting.

[MW]

you forget the power of this forums sometimes, and a simple post can ruffle so many feathers within 10 mins of posting.

which one?

[Dutchy]

you forget the power of this forums sometimes, and a simple post can ruffle so many feathers within 10 mins of posting.

which one?

gone now, easy to forget a lot of people watch these boards but don't post.

[Corona Man]

Three things today.

1. None of my kiwi customers want to talk about cricket!

2. Picked up a new customer in Lebanon.. told the boss, be ****** if I’m going there!

3. Being asked twice for directions today in Auckland. ****** if I know mate, I gotta gps!

[Booney]

https://10daily.com.au/entertainment/tv ... r-20190627

"What do you do?"

"I'm an astrophysicist"

"Really? I'm a Gemini"

[Booney]

Big man filled up on gatorade.


https://www.12up.com/posts/video-summer ... denjvw32h2