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Discussions in the workplace around x-lotto.

There's always a bit of a joke going on when we do a syndicate on how everyone will retire if we won, I get scoffed at when I tell them that I'll still come to work if we win, how much of a win is the cut off between paying everything off and living comfortably or actually quitting?

Anything under $2M would see me continue to work in my current job.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Discussions in the workplace around x-lotto.

There's always a bit of a joke going on when we do a syndicate on how everyone will retire if we won, I get scoffed at when I tell them that I'll still come to work if we win, how much of a win is the cut off between paying everything off and living comfortably or actually quitting?

Anything under $2M would see me continue to work in my current job.


Would continue working but would be on my terms, wouldn't give up a thing with the children to work unlike now where at times I have to make those choices.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Discussions in the workplace around x-lotto.

There's always a bit of a joke going on when we do a syndicate on how everyone will retire if we won, I get scoffed at when I tell them that I'll still come to work if we win, how much of a win is the cut off between paying everything off and living comfortably or actually quitting?

Anything under $2M would see me continue to work in my current job.


Agreed, $2m would change yours and your kids lives but you'll still be working.
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Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Discussions in the workplace around x-lotto.

There's always a bit of a joke going on when we do a syndicate on how everyone will retire if we won, I get scoffed at when I tell them that I'll still come to work if we win, how much of a win is the cut off between paying everything off and living comfortably or actually quitting?

Anything under $2M would see me continue to work in my current job.


Agreed, $2m would change yours and your kids lives but you'll still be working.

I only need $1m
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Agreed, $2m would change yours and your kids lives but you'll still be working.

I only need $1m

To go with your other mil? ;)
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Agreed, $2m would change yours and your kids lives but you'll still be working.

I only need $1m

To go with your other mil? ;)


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Earlier today I grabbed a coffee & a muffin down at the café near work, which is in beautiful Broadmeadows Melbourne. It's actually a decent café. While I was waiting for my order the radio was playing, and they had it a bit louder than usual, and on a "doof doof" station...... Anyway the song is playing and the lyric came on...."Put ya hands in the air, put ya ******* hands in the air"........ not the words you want to hear in Broady!
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Spargo wrote:Loose change in the ashtray...

I was waiting to use that line on you :lol:
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Corona Man wrote:Earlier today I grabbed a coffee & a muffin down at the café near work, which is in beautiful Broadmeadows Melbourne. It's actually a decent café. While I was waiting for my order the radio was playing, and they had it a bit louder than usual, and on a "doof doof" station...... Anyway the song is playing and the lyric came on...."Put ya hands in the air, put ya ******* hands in the air"........ not the words you want to hear in Broady!

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Lightning McQueen wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Agreed, $2m would change yours and your kids lives but you'll still be working.

I only need $1m

To go with your other mil? ;)

I have another mil??
Im just not greedy
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:I have another mil??
Im just not greedy

If you win a mil you'd probably buy a nice house, nice car and go on an extravagant once in a lifetime holiday with the family, that would chew a large portion up, chuck in a car each for the kids or a deposit for a house for them.

The nice house you brought would bite you in the arse with council rates etc.

A million dollar win and I'm still rocking up each day.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:I have another mil??
Im just not greedy

If you win a mil you'd probably buy a nice house, nice car and go on an extravagant once in a lifetime holiday with the family, that would chew a large portion up, chuck in a car each for the kids or a deposit for a house for them.

The nice house you brought would bite you in the arse with council rates etc.

A million dollar win and I'm still rocking up each day.


$1m
Pay off mortgage.
Few upgrades around the place.
No need for a new car, I only drive my car to golf and back.
Go on a holiday. Probably to Scotland.
No kids, so that saves me a shitload!

Become a part time Uber driver if i get bored.

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Lightning McQueen wrote:If you win a mil you'd probably buy a nice house


/sentence.

Nice house, good area, you're $800k+ out of pocket, hopefully you're not after a new Range Rover. ;)
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Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:If you win a mil you'd probably buy a nice house


/sentence.

Nice house, good area, you're $800k+ out of pocket, hopefully you're not after a new Range Rover. ;)

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1 mill = approximately 8000 bottles of decent single malt.

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Pseudo wrote:1 mill = approximately 8000 bottles of decent single malt.

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Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:If you win a mil you'd probably buy a nice house


/sentence.

Nice house, good area, you're $800k+ out of pocket, hopefully you're not after a new Range Rover. ;)


Not sure LM is a Range Rover type operator?
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Discussions in the workplace around x-lotto.

There's always a bit of a joke going on when we do a syndicate on how everyone will retire if we won, I get scoffed at when I tell them that I'll still come to work if we win, how much of a win is the cut off between paying everything off and living comfortably or actually quitting?

Anything under $2M would see me continue to work in my current job.


Agreed, $2m would change yours and your kids lives but you'll still be working.

I only need $1m


I only need a half mill.
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amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:If you win a mil you'd probably buy a nice house


/sentence.

Nice house, good area, you're $800k+ out of pocket, hopefully you're not after a new Range Rover. ;)


Not sure LM is a Range Rover type operator?

He could buy a bigger basket for his bicycle.
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