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and your reply: "Bunch of haters. 4 times Piston Cup winner." 
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At our local cafe yesterday morning for breakfast and one of our more, how do I put this, colorful Alberton locals (nothing race based there, by the way) was discussing the ins and outs of life with himself.
All in all it was glass half full sort of stuff, both of him were happy with how the day was unfolding. The cafe has a "pay it forward" board where you can post up a receipt for a coffee or a breakfast and someone in need can take it down and claim it, he took advantage of the freshly posted breakfast toastie and coffee we put up there just minutes earlier.
Should have heard him when he got into the toastie.
Feel good stuff.
All in all it was glass half full sort of stuff, both of him were happy with how the day was unfolding. The cafe has a "pay it forward" board where you can post up a receipt for a coffee or a breakfast and someone in need can take it down and claim it, he took advantage of the freshly posted breakfast toastie and coffee we put up there just minutes earlier.
Should have heard him when he got into the toastie.
Feel good stuff.
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Booney wrote:Issy Folau threatening atheists with going to hell.
People using the free speech card in defence of Issy, no problem with it, just don't expect to be paid essentially the public that need to put up with it.
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Dutchy wrote:Booney wrote:Issy Folau threatening atheists with going to hell.
People using the free speech card in defence of Issy, no problem with it, just don't expect to be paid essentially the public that need to put up with it.
Our constitution doesn't actually have a "Free speech" caveat/clause. Among other things :
General Comment 34 emphasises that freedom of expression and opinion are the foundation stone for a free and democratic society and a necessary condition for the promotion and protection of human rights. This General Comment addresses in detail:
freedom of opinion
freedom of expression
freedom of expression and the media
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An Indiana man is suing his parents for getting rid of his vast pornography collection, which he estimates is worth $40,400.
The 40-year-old man last week filed a lawsuit in federal court in Michigan, where he moved in with his parents in 2016 following a divorce.
He says that when he moved out 10 months later, they delivered his things to his new home in Muncie, Indiana, but that his 12 boxes of pornographic films and magazines were missing. His parents admit they dumped the porn, which included titles such as "Frisky Business" and "Big Bad Grannys".
The man filed a complaint with police, but the Ottawa County prosecutor declined to press charges. The lawsuit includes an email excerpt from the man's father, who told his son, "I did you a big favour by getting rid of all this stuff".
The man is seeking triple financial damages of roughly $121,000
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What a wanker!Booney wrote:[emoji38]
An Indiana man is suing his parents for getting rid of his vast pornography collection, which he estimates is worth $40,400.
The 40-year-old man last week filed a lawsuit in federal court in Michigan, where he moved in with his parents in 2016 following a divorce.
He says that when he moved out 10 months later, they delivered his things to his new home in Muncie, Indiana, but that his 12 boxes of pornographic films and magazines were missing. His parents admit they dumped the porn, which included titles such as "Frisky Business" and "Big Bad Grannys".
The man filed a complaint with police, but the Ottawa County prosecutor declined to press charges. The lawsuit includes an email excerpt from the man's father, who told his son, "I did you a big favour by getting rid of all this stuff".
The man is seeking triple financial damages of roughly $121,000
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Booney wrote:AFL Nuffies, Hawthorn TV, Benjamin, my hero.
I lost it when the saints fans went past. “**** you dogs”
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Armchair expert wrote:Booney wrote:AFL Nuffies, Hawthorn TV, Benjamin, my hero.
I lost it when the saints fans went past. “**** you dogs”
We all did!
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:The Doc asking if im suffering menopause![]()
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On my way to work this morning I seen a trailer sitting on the road in the left hand lane of Main North Road near Fremont Park, how the hell do you not notice you've lost your trailer?
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Lightning McQueen wrote:On my way to work this morning I seen a trailer sitting on the road in the left hand lane of Main North Road near Fremont Park, how the hell do you not notice you've lost your trailer?
When you're on the run from the cops and have to lose unnecessary loads
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Footy Chick wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:On my way to work this morning I seen a trailer sitting on the road in the left hand lane of Main North Road near Fremont Park, how the hell do you not notice you've lost your trailer?
When you're on the run from the cops and have to lose unnecessary loads
There was nothing in it, unless the load had already been pinched.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Footy Chick wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:On my way to work this morning I seen a trailer sitting on the road in the left hand lane of Main North Road near Fremont Park, how the hell do you not notice you've lost your trailer?
When you're on the run from the cops and have to lose unnecessary loads
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There was nothing in it, unless the load had already been pinched.
Flat tyre?
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Flat tyre?
Nope, didn't appear to be on a lean. It was just after a slight bend too so it was catching motorists off-guard, it was still quite dark.
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My 17 and 15 year olds getting us to hide Easter eggs for a hunt this morning
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