Things that make you laugh

Post by **heater31** » Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:48 pm

Corona Man wrote:Next weekend son gets married.... WTF did those years go!

Dry show? [emoji6]

amber_fluid · Post by **amber_fluid** » Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:54 pm

Guy at work got married a while back and I heard whispers beforehand there’d be no alcohol and food would be vegetarian.
I pulled out last minute and as it turned out the whispers were correct.

The music was good though apparently :lol:

carey · Post by **carey** » Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:55 pm

Corona Man wrote:Good stuff mate, you know I’m only yanking your chain! I recall doing those type of trips with my kids when they were younger. Next weekend son gets married.... WTF did those years go!

Yep the years pass far to quick! My eldest is 21 next month :shock:

just brought his first house late last year, I have a 17 year old daughter who knows everything there is to know about life! They’re both to my ex and now a 7 and 4 year old to my wife.

The lad rang me the other day and said we need to talk. I thought f**k no I ain’t being a grandpa at 39! So he rocks up and I’m thinking no not yet please, he unlocks his phone and wants to do a trade in our draft league.

:lol:

The youth of today hey.

Corona Man · Post by **Corona Man** » Fri Mar 22, 2019 7:01 pm

heater31 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Next weekend son gets married.... WTF did those years go!

Dry show? [emoji6]

For them yep, for me.... no ******* way!

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Fri Mar 22, 2019 7:02 pm

Corona Man wrote:
heater31 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Next weekend son gets married.... WTF did those years go!

Dry show? [emoji6]

For them yep, for me.... no ******* way!

How’s the suit fitting?

Corona Man · Post by **Corona Man** » Fri Mar 22, 2019 7:03 pm

Brodlach wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
heater31 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Next weekend son gets married.... WTF did those years go!

Dry show? [emoji6]

For them yep, for me.... no ******* way!

How’s the suit fitting?

Snuggly!

Corona Man · Post by **Corona Man** » Fri Mar 22, 2019 7:05 pm

carey wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Good stuff mate, you know I’m only yanking your chain! I recall doing those type of trips with my kids when they were younger. Next weekend son gets married.... WTF did those years go!

Yep the years pass far to quick! My eldest is 21 next month just brought his first house late last year, I have a 17 year old daughter who knows everything there is to know about life! They’re both to my ex and now a 7 and 4 year old to my wife.

The lad rang me the other day and said we need to talk. I thought f**k no I ain’t being a grandpa at 39! So he rocks up and I’m thinking no not yet please, he unlocks his phone and wants to do a trade in our draft league.

The youth of today hey.

Bahaha. I hear you mate. I’m in no hurry to be a grand dad, imagining sleeping with a grand ma!

Corona Man · Post by **Corona Man** » Wed Mar 27, 2019 8:09 pm

We are staying at a pub in Hahndorf and I’ve managed to clear the sports bar fridge out of Carlton Draughts in a couple of hours.... There is a shit load of WED’s in there.... I leave them for you @Carey

Grenville · Post by **Grenville** » Thu Mar 28, 2019 6:38 pm

Pauline Hanson's rant today, gold. Well worth a listen if you want to hear a comedy show.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Fri Mar 29, 2019 8:42 am

Grenville wrote:Pauline Hanson's rant today, gold. Well worth a listen if you want to hear a comedy show.

"I've read the book."

"What book?"

"The book on Port Arthur. It's blue, not very thick, I've read it"

If she wasn't trying to make her mark on our country it would be a rollicking good laugh.

woodublieve12 · Post by **woodublieve12** » Fri Mar 29, 2019 8:48 am

Booney wrote:
Grenville wrote:Pauline Hanson's rant today, gold. Well worth a listen if you want to hear a comedy show.

"I've read the book."

"What book?"

"The book on Port Arthur. It's blue, not very thick, I've read it"

If she wasn't trying to make her mark on our country it would be a rollicking good laugh.

I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE STILL DEFENDING HER!! Saying she was set up, she still said those things, it's on film... Morons

Grenville · Post by **Grenville** » Fri Mar 29, 2019 4:59 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Grenville wrote:Pauline Hanson's rant today, gold. Well worth a listen if you want to hear a comedy show.

"I've read the book."

"What book?"

"The book on Port Arthur. It's blue, not very thick, I've read it"

If she wasn't trying to make her mark on our country it would be a rollicking good laugh.

I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE STILL DEFENDING HER!! Saying she was set up, she still said those things, it's on film... Morons

"I Does", getting the NZ PM's surname wrong, calling the NRA the NRMA, thanking f***wits like Bolt, Jones and Sandilands. Just a few classics from a true comedy show. Makes me laugh every time I hear a bit.

mickey · Post by **mickey** » Sun Mar 31, 2019 3:08 pm

The eldest daughter is about to play her 1st ever game of football... she can kick pretty well, unless she has to do it while running!

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carey · Post by **carey** » Sun Mar 31, 2019 3:45 pm

North Melbourne Football Club

mickey · Post by **mickey** » Sun Mar 31, 2019 8:53 pm

mickey wrote:The eldest daughter is about to play her 1st ever game of football... she can kick pretty well, unless she has to do it while running!

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Interesting 1st game, didn't get a kick, laid 2 cracking tackles, threw the ball like a netball the 1st time she was tackled and had a blast.

Still not a fan of the colours though

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woodublieve12 · Post by **woodublieve12** » Mon Apr 01, 2019 9:38 am

my ex's double standards... Bloody comical.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Mon Apr 01, 2019 9:43 am

woodublieve12 wrote:my ex's double standards... Bloody comical.

Women in general fella!

If blokes had tits on their back, women would be obsolete.

nuggety goodness · Post by **nuggety goodness** » Mon Apr 01, 2019 10:06 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:my ex's double standards... Bloody comical.

Women in general fella!

If blokes had tits on their back, women would be obsolete.

No... No they wouldn't...

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Post by **RustyCage** » Tue Apr 02, 2019 8:02 am

“Dave from Alberton” not just getting an off the cuff mention during the live reading of a Port ad by David and Will, but they then went on and used his full name [emoji1787]

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Tue Apr 02, 2019 8:32 am

RustyCage wrote:“Dave from Alberton” not just getting an off the cuff mention during the live reading of a Port ad by David and Will, but they then went on and used his full name

Best get that bloke on the payroll I reckon.

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