Things that make you laugh

[HH3]

Girl in my office in conversation with a colleague:

"i'm almost 24....i'm 25 next year"

23. You're 23.

Shes 276 months

[Failed Creation]

Girl in my office in conversation with a colleague:

"i'm almost 24....i'm 25 next year"

23. You're 23.

Shes 276 months

That's a pet peeve of mine.

When is it no longer appropriate to refer to someone's age in months, as opposed to years and months?

[mickey]

Girl in my office in conversation with a colleague:

"i'm almost 24....i'm 25 next year"

23. You're 23.

Shes 276 months

That's a pet peeve of mine.

When is it no longer appropriate to refer to someone's age in months, as opposed to years and months?

Once they turn 1.... and then a brief time when they're an 18 month old...

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[Booney]

Well, chatting with a customer who just casually dropped into the conversation he's a nudist. Him and his Mrs have been members at a club in the Barossa for 30 years, got a shack up there and all.

Completely out of the blue, I mean 100% out of the blue.

"Good weekend mate?"

"Yeah, Mrs and I are nudists and the weather was great over the weekend."

How I didn't crack is beyond me, going to be smiling all day now.

[Corona Man]

You didn’t crack.... but they did the plumbers crack all weekend.

[heater31]

Well, chatting with a customer who just casually dropped into the conversation he's a nudist. Him and his Mrs have been members at a club in the Barossa for 30 years, got a shack up there and all.

Completely out of the blue, I mean 100% out of the blue.

"Good weekend mate?"

"Yeah, Mrs and I are nudists and the weather was great over the weekend."

How I didn't crack is beyond me, going to be smiling all day now. [emoji38]

Superloop 500 one weekend nudist camp shack the next [emoji6]

[Booney]

Well, chatting with a customer who just casually dropped into the conversation he's a nudist. Him and his Mrs have been members at a club in the Barossa for 30 years, got a shack up there and all.

Completely out of the blue, I mean 100% out of the blue.

"Good weekend mate?"

"Yeah, Mrs and I are nudists and the weather was great over the weekend."

How I didn't crack is beyond me, going to be smiling all day now. [emoji38]

Superloop 500 one weekend nudist camp shack the next

It was so, so strange how he just dropped it* into the conversation, like we'd discussed it previously, like it was something you'd just talk about anywhere.

[Lightning McQueen]

Well, chatting with a customer who just casually dropped into the conversation he's a nudist. Him and his Mrs have been members at a club in the Barossa for 30 years, got a shack up there and all.

Completely out of the blue, I mean 100% out of the blue.

"Good weekend mate?"

"Yeah, Mrs and I are nudists and the weather was great over the weekend."

How I didn't crack is beyond me, going to be smiling all day now.

I took the missus to a nudist beach when we went to Queensland about 18 months ago, it was pretty funny watching blokes trying to find reasons to have to stroll past, one dude gave no f***'s though, he sat about 20 metres away and at a guess he was jacking the wiener off, there was another couple not far from us too, she was pretty tidy.

[Pseudo]

Well, chatting with a customer who just casually dropped into the conversation he's a nudist. Him and his Mrs have been members at a club in the Barossa for 30 years, got a shack up there and all.

Completely out of the blue, I mean 100% out of the blue.

"Good weekend mate?"

"Yeah, Mrs and I are nudists and the weather was great over the weekend."

How I didn't crack is beyond me, going to be smiling all day now. [emoji38]

Superloop 500 one weekend nudist camp shack the next

It was so, so strange how he just dropped it* into the conversation, like we'd discussed it previously, like it was something you'd just talk about anywhere.

Expect an invitation within a week.

"Oh, and by the way, we're swingers too..."

[Booney]

Well, chatting with a customer who just casually dropped into the conversation he's a nudist. Him and his Mrs have been members at a club in the Barossa for 30 years, got a shack up there and all.

Completely out of the blue, I mean 100% out of the blue.

"Good weekend mate?"

"Yeah, Mrs and I are nudists and the weather was great over the weekend."

How I didn't crack is beyond me, going to be smiling all day now. [emoji38]

Superloop 500 one weekend nudist camp shack the next

It was so, so strange how he just dropped it* into the conversation, like we'd discussed it previously, like it was something you'd just talk about anywhere.

Expect an invitation within a week.

"Oh, and by the way, we're swingers too..."

Well, the conversation went in that direction.

One of the clubs they attend has reportedly "turned into a swingers club" and it's part of the reason they no longer visit there as often as they once did as that's not what they're about. They've also lost friends as groups fracture because of the aforementioned swapping of partners and their pieces.

[Grenville]

Juat saw on the news what Taylor Walker copped a 3 grand fine for, I really don't miss not watching this crap. What a joke.

[Dutchy]

Juat saw on the news what Taylor Walker copped a 3 grand fine for, I really don't miss not watching this crap. What a joke.

Yep that was terrible, sign of things to come for the AFL season?

[Booney]

Juat saw on the news what Taylor Walker copped a 3 grand fine for, I really don't miss not watching this crap. What a joke.

Yep that was terrible, sign of things to come for the AFL season?

He got suspended last year for driving a blokes head into the ground and he certainly made Bonner earn it on the weekend by going hard at him on the way down, a fine is on the money given the "duty of care" the AFL has had on the tackler for sometime now.

[amber_fluid]

People who live near an airport then proceed to whinge about the noise from planes.
Seriously!!

[carey]

Google ‘Chopper Read Bunnings’

I was nearly in tears.

Classic.

[Pseudo]

People who live near an airport then proceed to whinge about the noise from planes.
Seriously!!

As entertaining as those halfwits who buy a city apartment behind a known live music venue then complain about loud music in the evenings.

... and the sad thing is that the pub usually comes off second best.

[Grenville]

Juat saw on the news what Taylor Walker copped a 3 grand fine for, I really don't miss not watching this crap. What a joke.

Yep that was terrible, sign of things to come for the AFL season?

Not for me, I'll watch the GF and that's it.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Our main client is getting a heap of stock delivered and had organised a daily bin pick up.
The client had done all the work, got a quote etc. And were happy with the price.
Client didnt have an account with company providing the bin service, but we do.
They just wanted us to provide an invoice for them. Thats it.

But no, the masterminds in head office, didnt read the emails or listen to the instructions over the phone clearly and were chasing up another quote through another company.....

All the office had to do was provide an invoice, make 2 phone calls and its sorted. But NOOOO this drama went on for days.

Client and I had discussed a fair price. Our office comes back with an outrageous figure

So luckily, I have a great relationship with our clients here, but now any future work that could go to us, is likely to be given off elsewhere.

[HH3]

Our main client is getting a heap of stock delivered and had organised a daily bin pick up.
The client had done all the work, got a quote etc. And were happy with the price.
Client didnt have an account with company providing the bin service, but we do.
They just wanted us to provide an invoice for them. Thats it.

But no, the masterminds in head office, didnt read the emails or listen to the instructions over the phone clearly and were chasing up another quote through another company.....

All the office had to do was provide an invoice, make 2 phone calls and its sorted. But NOOOO this drama went on for days.

Client and I had discussed a fair price. Our office comes back with an outrageous figure

So luckily, I have a great relationship with our clients here, but now any future work that could go to us, is likely to be given off elsewhere.

[HH3]

Jist is, the accounts PC was running slow.

Owner came in, took it, put his in its place, came back with a blank computer, plugged it in, took his.

Now instead of a slow accounts computer, we have a blank computer (no office, no emails), accounts computer is dead and in pieces, and for some reason he took his computer home...

And won't answer his phone....

F**k!

UPDATE

Shes f****d the new computer. Factoring in the two days she had off last week, it took 6 business days.