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My hand writing is atrocious, even I cant read it. If I was left handed and smudged it then it would probably be eadier to read. I should be a doctor.
I can type at 60wpm though.
I can type at 60wpm though.
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I don't know about cursive, but I know they get taught writing skills.
My sons about to get his pen license.
Funnily enough, I was away the day everyone else got it in my class in 1996, so I've been writing without a license for 22 years.
I told this to my son. He didn't get it. Then I told him this story.
"I got done for Writing Under the Influence once. Three people died."
He didn't get it. Mrs HH3 didn't find it funny.And I lost my shit laughing in the middle of Woodville Bunnings.
My sons about to get his pen license.
Funnily enough, I was away the day everyone else got it in my class in 1996, so I've been writing without a license for 22 years.
I told this to my son. He didn't get it. Then I told him this story.
"I got done for Writing Under the Influence once. Three people died."
He didn't get it. Mrs HH3 didn't find it funny.And I lost my shit laughing in the middle of Woodville Bunnings.
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HH3 wrote:I don't know about cursive, but I know they get taught writing skills.
My sons about to get his pen license.
Funnily enough, I was away the day everyone else got it in my class in 1996, so I've been writing without a license for 22 years.
I told this to my son. He didn't get it. Then I told him this story.
"I got done for Writing Under the Influence once. Three people died."
He didn't get it. Mrs HH3 didn't find it funny.And I lost my shit laughing in the middle of Woodville Bunnings.
I guess you had to be there.....................
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amber_fluid wrote:HH3 wrote:I don't know about cursive, but I know they get taught writing skills.
My sons about to get his pen license.
Funnily enough, I was away the day everyone else got it in my class in 1996, so I've been writing without a license for 22 years.
I told this to my son. He didn't get it. Then I told him this story.
"I got done for Writing Under the Influence once. Three people died."
He didn't get it. Mrs HH3 didn't find it funny.And I lost my shit laughing in the middle of Woodville Bunnings.
I guess you had to be there.....................
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I make myself laugh. That's all that matters.
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Footy Chick wrote:This, i don't think they even teach kids how to write anymore, do they? I know they don't teach cursive
I remember my prep teacher making me write o's over and over again until I got it right because they used to cross over at the top.
My o's are still perfect to this day.
Jeez, your teacher was tough. Mine just wouldn't let me have a biro license.
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amber_fluid wrote:HH3 wrote:I don't know about cursive, but I know they get taught writing skills.
My sons about to get his pen license.
Funnily enough, I was away the day everyone else got it in my class in 1996, so I've been writing without a license for 22 years.
I told this to my son. He didn't get it. Then I told him this story.
"I got done for Writing Under the Influence once. Three people died."
He didn't get it. Mrs HH3 didn't find it funny.And I lost my shit laughing in the middle of Woodville Bunnings.
I guess you had to be there.....................
His Mrs and kid was there and they didn't get it.
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Booney wrote:His Mrs and kid was there and they didn't get it.
He's 7 and she doesn't appreciate my humour.
And I'm not funny.
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Booney wrote:amber_fluid wrote:HH3 wrote:I don't know about cursive, but I know they get taught writing skills.
My sons about to get his pen license.
Funnily enough, I was away the day everyone else got it in my class in 1996, so I've been writing without a license for 22 years.
I told this to my son. He didn't get it. Then I told him this story.
"I got done for Writing Under the Influence once. Three people died."
He didn't get it. Mrs HH3 didn't find it funny.And I lost my shit laughing in the middle of Woodville Bunnings.
I guess you had to be there.....................
His Mrs and kid was there and they didn't get it.
I'm still trying to work him out...............
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HH3 wrote:Booney wrote:His Mrs and kid was there and they didn't get it.
He's 7 and she doesn't appreciate my humour.
And I'm not funny.
Wives are like that.......they just don't get it!
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amber_fluid wrote:
Wives are like that.......they just don't get it!
And then we don't get it....
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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If you're out shopping in the Port area and see a handsome young man pushing a trolley, laughing his arse off, accompanied by an annoyed looking young lady, come say hi.
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Imagine how bad he would be if he didn’t wear a helmet playing gridiron
Should wear a stack hat all the time
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amber_fluid wrote:HH3 wrote:I don't know about cursive, but I know they get taught writing skills.
My sons about to get his pen license.
Funnily enough, I was away the day everyone else got it in my class in 1996, so I've been writing without a license for 22 years.
I told this to my son. He didn't get it. Then I told him this story.
"I got done for Writing Under the Influence once. Three people died."
He didn't get it. Mrs HH3 didn't find it funny.And I lost my shit laughing in the middle of Woodville Bunnings.
I guess you had to be there.....................
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Brodlach wrote:Imagine how bad he would be if he didn’t wear a helmet playing gridiron
Should wear a stack hat all the time
Wearing the helmets probably made it worse to be honest.
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Spargo wrote:In the tool aisle...
I was in the hoe aisle.
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HH3 wrote:If you're out shopping in the Port area and see a handsome young man pushing a trolley, laughing his arse off, accompanied by an annoyed looking young lady, come say hi.
Mate, you're too kind, I'm not really that young anymore.
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Journalists talking up Australia one day hosting the Winter Olympics.
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norwood8 wrote:Journalists talking up Australia one day hosting the Winter Olympics.
Id like to se it in Darwin if Adelaide misses out. As its held in February every 4 years Im sure the weather would be fine.
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Dumb chick at work.
Walks in before 8 eating a big pack of twistes each morning, accompanied with a big mother can, ends up eating 3 packets per day and two big cans.
We get lunch on Friday's supplied, today was a range of kebabs with chips and salad, she just sticks to her twisties.
She has more sickies than the rest of us put together and cries if anyone questions her eating habits.
Walks in before 8 eating a big pack of twistes each morning, accompanied with a big mother can, ends up eating 3 packets per day and two big cans.
We get lunch on Friday's supplied, today was a range of kebabs with chips and salad, she just sticks to her twisties.
She has more sickies than the rest of us put together and cries if anyone questions her eating habits.
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