Things that make you laugh

[Brodlach]

My 16 year old son started holidays yesterday so every hour I’m at work he is sending me a photo of him relaxing at home . Sent me one yesterday afternoon with his feet up watching Foxtel with a beer in his hand.


Little shit.

[Lightning McQueen]

My 16 year old son started holidays yesterday so every hour I’m at work he is sending me a photo of him relaxing at home . Sent me one yesterday afternoon with his feet up watching Foxtel with a beer in his hand.


Little shit.

I'm glad you said "afternoon".

[Booney]

My 16 year old son started holidays yesterday so every hour I’m at work he is sending me a photo of him relaxing at home . Sent me one yesterday afternoon with his feet up watching Foxtel with a beer in his hand.


Little shit.

I'd send him a picture of a $50 note. Tell him it's what he owes you for the beer.

[Brodlach]

Lucky for him he didn’t open it

Got him to do a bit of weeding this morning

[heater31]

My 16 year old son started holidays yesterday so every hour I’m at work he is sending me a photo of him relaxing at home . Sent me one yesterday afternoon with his feet up watching Foxtel with a beer in his hand.


Little shit.

I'd send him a picture of a $50 note. Tell him it's what he owes you for the beer.

Or ask him about his 'girlfriend'

[Lightning McQueen]

Laughs and shits threads.

STEP-SON
Sunday: "I am going to my dads to stay tomorrow night".
Monday: "l'll be staying at my dads for the rest of the week".
Tuesday "I'm staying at dads next week too".
Wednesday "I'm coming home tonight".

My daughter has tendency to surprise us too, I hate it, we get dinner out in the morning to feed who we know is home and nek minnit we have an extra mouth or two ten minutes before serving time.

[cracka]

During a dull Parliament House dinner, Chloe Shorten leaned over to chat with Governor General Sir Peter Cosgrove.

"I bought Bill a parrot for his birthday,” she said to Sir Peter. “That bird is so smart, Bill has already taught him to say over two hundred words!"

“Very impressive," said Sir Peter, "but, you do realise he just speaks the words - he doesn't really understand what they all mean.”

"Oh, I know", replied Chloe, “but neither does the parrot."

[Magellan]

This CNN journalist schools Ted Crockett (Alabama senate candidate Roy Moore's spokesman, the guy accused of sexual misconduct as judge several decades back), who is 100% certain you can only swear on a bible if taking public office, and therefore no Muslims allowed.

The spokesman's silence when the penny finally drops, which goes for about 8 seconds but feels like about 8 years, is deafening.

Absolutely brilliant.

[Booney]

Bloke who cycles around the west / north west, typically see him along Crittenden, Findon, Trimmer Parade area.

He's gone full regalia, full lycra but not really built for it, has the zip ties off the top of the helmet for the swooping Magpies and all the lights, bells and whistles resplendent with text book hand signals...STOP is right hand held high, he signals his intentions to turn left and right with a stiff fully outstretched arm.

[heater31]

Bloke who cycles around the west / north west, typically see him along Crittenden, Findon, Trimmer Parade area.

He's gone full regalia, full lycra but not really built for it, has the zip ties off the top of the helmet for the swooping Magpies and all the lights, bells and whistles resplendent with text book hand signals...STOP is right hand held high, he signals his intentions to turn left and right with a stiff fully outstretched arm.

Footage????

[Booney]

This CNN journalist schools Ted Crockett (Alabama senate candidate Roy Moore's spokesman, the guy accused of sexual misconduct as judge several decades back), who is 100% certain you can only swear on a bible if taking public office, and therefore no Muslims allowed.

The spokesman's silence when the penny finally drops, which goes for about 8 seconds but feels like about 8 years, is deafening.

Absolutely brilliant.

You can hear the gears whirring away.

[Booney]

Bloke who cycles around the west / north west, typically see him along Crittenden, Findon, Trimmer Parade area.

He's gone full regalia, full lycra but not really built for it, has the zip ties off the top of the helmet for the swooping Magpies and all the lights, bells and whistles resplendent with text book hand signals...STOP is right hand held high, he signals his intentions to turn left and right with a stiff fully outstretched arm.

Footage????

I'll endeavor to do so.

[HH3]

This CNN journalist schools Ted Crockett (Alabama senate candidate Roy Moore's spokesman, the guy accused of sexual misconduct as judge several decades back), who is 100% certain you can only swear on a bible if taking public office, and therefore no Muslims allowed.

The spokesman's silence when the penny finally drops, which goes for about 8 seconds but feels like about 8 years, is deafening.

Absolutely brilliant.

You can hear the gears whirring away.

That guy did 3 terms....

[Dutchy]

Bloke who cycles around the west / north west, typically see him along Crittenden, Findon, Trimmer Parade area.

He's gone full regalia, full lycra but not really built for it, has the zip ties off the top of the helmet for the swooping Magpies and all the lights, bells and whistles resplendent with text book hand signals...STOP is right hand held high, he signals his intentions to turn left and right with a stiff fully outstretched arm.

Footage????

I'll endeavor to do so.

Just take a selfie!

[MW]

The English cricket side.

[HH3]

When shit hits the fan at work and everyone loses their minds.

When someone asked me how I felt about it, I lent back in my chair and said, "To be honest, I don't give a f**k!"

Went down extremely well.

[MW]

When shit hits the fan at work and everyone loses their minds.

When someone asked me how I felt about it, I lent back in my chair and said, "To be honest, I don't give a f**k!"

Went down extremely well.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, you need to get a new job

[amber_fluid]

When shit hits the fan at work and everyone loses their minds.

When someone asked me how I felt about it, I lent back in my chair and said, "To be honest, I don't give a f**k!"

Went down extremely well.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, you need to get a new job

It can’t be all bad......... he gets paid to spend most of his day posting crap on here.

[HH3]

When shit hits the fan at work and everyone loses their minds.

When someone asked me how I felt about it, I lent back in my chair and said, "To be honest, I don't give a f**k!"

Went down extremely well.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, you need to get a new job

It can’t be all bad......... he gets paid to spend most of his day posting crap on here.

You should see the stuff I post in private FB groups

[am Bays]

The idiot last night trying to get the members to do the wave and then trying to get them to start the wave.

Ha Ha, mate after the 10th attempt do you get the meaning of the word, futile??