Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

Working with predominantly women.

You say hello in the morning, you get ignored.
You say nothing, you cop attitude or get your ear rattled off.

Just said to a chick "If you don't want me to greet you in the morning, just tell me now and I wont anymore"
"You know I'm not a morning person" Her reply was.
"Morning person?, You're not even an afternoon person" I came back with.

I got a coffee made out of it.

[Booney]

Working with predominantly women.

You say hello in the morning, you get ignored.
You say nothing, you cop attitude or get your ear rattled off.

Just said to a chick "If you don't want me to greet you in the morning, just tell me now and I wont anymore"
"You know I'm not a morning person" Her reply was.
"Morning person?, You're not even an afternoon person" I came back with.

I got a coffee made out of it.

I ******* hate "I'm not a morning person". **** me, the moment I'm awake, I'm awake, quiz me about anything you like from that moment on.

"I'm not a morning person" - Well how the **** did you get out of bed, shower, eat breakfast, drive a ******* car to work and still be a dopey git? It's not the fact you're not a "morning person", you're ******* lazy and can't think of anything better as an excuse for being that way.

We've got a bloke in our factory who uses that, I drill him with "So how the **** did you get here this morning, car drive itself?"

[MW]

Working with predominantly women.

You say hello in the morning, you get ignored.
You say nothing, you cop attitude or get your ear rattled off.

Just said to a chick "If you don't want me to greet you in the morning, just tell me now and I wont anymore"
"You know I'm not a morning person" Her reply was.
"Morning person?, You're not even an afternoon person" I came back with.

I got a coffee made out of it.

I ******* hate "I'm not a morning person". **** me, the moment I'm awake, I'm awake, quiz me about anything you like from that moment on.

"I'm not a morning person" - Well how the **** did you get out of bed, shower, eat breakfast, drive a ******* car to work and still be a dopey git? It's not the fact you're not a "morning person", you're ******* lazy and can't think of anything better as an excuse for being that way.

We've got a bloke in our factory who uses that, I drill him with "So how the **** did you get here this morning, car drive itself?"

I think it's clear that you're not a morning person Booney lol

[Booney]

Working with predominantly women.

You say hello in the morning, you get ignored.
You say nothing, you cop attitude or get your ear rattled off.

Just said to a chick "If you don't want me to greet you in the morning, just tell me now and I wont anymore"
"You know I'm not a morning person" Her reply was.
"Morning person?, You're not even an afternoon person" I came back with.

I got a coffee made out of it.

I ******* hate "I'm not a morning person". **** me, the moment I'm awake, I'm awake, quiz me about anything you like from that moment on.

"I'm not a morning person" - Well how the **** did you get out of bed, shower, eat breakfast, drive a ******* car to work and still be a dopey git? It's not the fact you're not a "morning person", you're ******* lazy and can't think of anything better as an excuse for being that way.

We've got a bloke in our factory who uses that, I drill him with "So how the **** did you get here this morning, car drive itself?"

I think it's clear that you're not a morning person Booney lol

Ha!

I often do my best work in the morning, usually a Sunday morning.

[Lightning McQueen]

I ******* hate "I'm not a morning person". **** me, the moment I'm awake, I'm awake, quiz me about anything you like from that moment on.

"I'm not a morning person" - Well how the **** did you get out of bed, shower, eat breakfast, drive a ******* car to work and still be a dopey git? It's not the fact you're not a "morning person", you're ******* lazy and can't think of anything better as an excuse for being that way.

We've got a bloke in our factory who uses that, I drill him with "So how the **** did you get here this morning, car drive itself?"

Yeah, I'm always asked why I have so much energy and so spritely in the morning.

I just tell them because I may aswell start high as every here will eventually drag me down as the day goes on.

[Pseudo]

I ******* hate "I'm not a morning person". **** me, the moment I'm awake, I'm awake, quiz me about anything you like from that moment on.

"I'm not a morning person" - Well how the **** did you get out of bed, shower, eat breakfast, drive a ******* car to work and still be a dopey git? It's not the fact you're not a "morning person", you're ******* lazy and can't think of anything better as an excuse for being that way.

We've got a bloke in our factory who uses that, I drill him with "So how the **** did you get here this morning, car drive itself?"

I'm not a morning person.

Not much of an afternoon person either. Don't get me started on the evenings...

[stan]

Working with predominantly women.

You say hello in the morning, you get ignored.
You say nothing, you cop attitude or get your ear rattled off.

Just said to a chick "If you don't want me to greet you in the morning, just tell me now and I wont anymore"
"You know I'm not a morning person" Her reply was.
"Morning person?, You're not even an afternoon person" I came back with.

I got a coffee made out of it.

Mate I think I could easily go a full day of work without actually speaking to anyone, such is our tremendous culture of despising each other. Considering I work in an open plan office, that says something.

[stan]

I love America, guns dont kill people. People kill people. Trained law enforcement officers with guns dont save lives, the guns save lives.......

Sometimes I read through some of the tweets after a news article and have a read. Its cracking reading sometimes.

[Lightning McQueen]

Working with predominantly women.

You say hello in the morning, you get ignored.
You say nothing, you cop attitude or get your ear rattled off.

Just said to a chick "If you don't want me to greet you in the morning, just tell me now and I wont anymore"
"You know I'm not a morning person" Her reply was.
"Morning person?, You're not even an afternoon person" I came back with.

I got a coffee made out of it.

Mate I think I could easily go a full day of work without actually speaking to anyone, such is our tremendous culture of despising each other. Considering I work in an open plan office, that says something.

I have days like that, it's funny how much the women bag each other when one of them isn't here, I always cop the brunt of it.

[HH3]

Working with predominantly women.

You say hello in the morning, you get ignored.
You say nothing, you cop attitude or get your ear rattled off.

Just said to a chick "If you don't want me to greet you in the morning, just tell me now and I wont anymore"
"You know I'm not a morning person" Her reply was.
"Morning person?, You're not even an afternoon person" I came back with.

I got a coffee made out of it.

Mate I think I could easily go a full day of work without actually speaking to anyone, such is our tremendous culture of despising each other. Considering I work in an open plan office, that says something.

I have days like that, it's funny how much the women bag each other when one of them isn't here, I always cop the brunt of it.

Our workplace isnt too bad once we got rid of some bad eggs a couple of years ago.

Back then, one guy would have fueds with different people at different times. Most of the time the other person had no idea what his problem was because he only had the balls to talk behind their backs.

So each day I would have to pass messages on because he wasnt talking to them.

Then it would flip, and those two were besties and he was fueding with someone else.

Now I just openly tell people what I think. We 're pissed off for 10 minutes and then get over it and continue our day.

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[Magellan]

This made me laugh on Saturday arvo. A lot.

A must see for any devotee of South Park/Trey Parker-Matt Stone school of humour.

[Lightning McQueen]

Watching a chick at work photo shopping a picture of herself to upload to FB, she must've spent at least 15 minutes on it making herself look nothing like she is, even her eyes are not her real colour.

#toomucheffort #freak

[stan]

Watching a chick at work photo shopping a picture of herself to upload to FB, she must've spent at least 15 minutes on it making herself look nothing like she is, even her eyes are not her real colour.

#toomucheffort #freak

Good everywhere else though?

[Lightning McQueen]

Watching a chick at work photo shopping a picture of herself to upload to FB, she must've spent at least 15 minutes on it making herself look nothing like she is, even her eyes are not her real colour.

#toomucheffort #freak

Good everywhere else though?

Some think she's alright, reading the comments that desperado's put on her status's make me laugh, I feel compelled to add my bit but it's just not worth it.

[whufc]

All social media when the Crows lose

[Brodlach]

Carey's Red Tin posts

[Booney]

Carey's Red Tin posts

Point me in the right direction if you would be so kind.

[Brodlach]

Carey's Red Tin posts

Point me in the right direction if you would be so kind.

Div 7. A 3:25am post

[Booney]

Carey's Red Tin posts

Point me in the right direction if you would be so kind.

Div 7. A 3:25am post

[mighty_tiger_79]

Day was always going to start nicely with last nights results and now reading that.....

I think there needs to be a compilation of the Red Can posts over the duration.