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phew...that's why then :lol:
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A former life suggests that the company might be called Artcraft.
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Booney wrote:A former life suggests that the company might be called Artcraft.

Don't you mean Artcaft?
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The attitude on the bar maid at the Hope Inn, Wedgies local.

She was happy to be working on a Monday!


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Big body-building neanderthal peanut at work sends an all-at email out to everyone at work every Monday morning of the premiership table when the Crows are sitting top.

I got a bit sick of seeing his crap as he has very little knowledge of the game just to add to it.

As of last Monday I decided to forward every bit of IT news, organisational announcements, internal job opportunities and basically anything that gets sent from head office.

He came over and started going off his tits at me for sending them so I asked him where this Monday's was as I'm the only one that didn't get it.

I think I won the war, I might stop sending them now.
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Booney wrote:The attitude on the bar maid at the Hope Inn, Wedgies local.

She was happy to be working on a Monday!


*You may need your sarcasm detector on*

That would be Natalie! Tall, blondish and big boobs?
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Wedgie wrote:
Booney wrote:The attitude on the bar maid at the Hope Inn, Wedgies local.
She was happy to be working on a Monday!
*You may need your sarcasm detector on*

That would be Natalie! Tall, blondish and big boobs?


That would be. She always that chirpy?
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Booney wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
Booney wrote:The attitude on the bar maid at the Hope Inn, Wedgies local.
She was happy to be working on a Monday!
*You may need your sarcasm detector on*

That would be Natalie! Tall, blondish and big boobs?


That would be. She always that chirpy?

Yep. Didnt talk to me for two weeks after she kicked out the 12 Adelaide United supporters that wanted to kill me. :lol:

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If she had her time again she probably wouldn't have kicked them out. ;)
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Booney wrote:If she had her time again she probably wouldn't have kicked them out. ;)

Nice guy.
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Finding out that the reason the guy who sits next to me is sick is because he has some sort of burns down his throat from sucking on too many bongs over the weekend :roll: :lol:

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Footy Chick wrote:Finding out that the reason the guy who sits next to me is sick is because he has some sort of burns down his throat from sucking on too many bongs over the weekend :roll: :lol:

(allegedly)


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Footy Chick wrote:Finding out that the reason the guy who sits next to me is sick is because he has some sort of burns down his throat from sucking on too many bongs over the weekend :roll: :lol:

(allegedly)


That eliminates him from Monday's "How was your weekend?" water cooler chat.

Why? You already know he enjoyed it.
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Footy Chick wrote:Finding out that the reason the guy who sits next to me is sick is because he has some sort of burns down his throat from sucking on too many bongs over the weekend :roll: [emoji38]

(allegedly)

Guess there is no drug and alcohol policy at your work place....
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heater31 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Finding out that the reason the guy who sits next to me is sick is because he has some sort of burns down his throat from sucking on too many bongs over the weekend :roll: [emoji38]

(allegedly)

Guess there is no drug and alcohol policy at your work place....


If he was stoned Saturday night, none of their business.
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Booney wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Finding out that the reason the guy who sits next to me is sick is because he has some sort of burns down his throat from sucking on too many bongs over the weekend :roll: :lol:

(allegedly)


That eliminates him from Monday's "How was your weekend?" water cooler chat.

Why? You already know he enjoyed it.


He'd probably cut a hole in the side of the water cooler for a piece of garden hose
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Getting a letter from Wesley Uniting inviting me to a free seminar on choosing nursing homes. WTF? Im 46! :lol:
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