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by Failed Creation » Fri Jan 29, 2016 7:35 pm
Politicians kissing babies for good luck, TV preachers sell salvation for a buck. You don't need no golden cross to tell you wrong from right, The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.
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by The Dark Knight » Fri Jan 29, 2016 7:49 pm
This is my all time favourite of funny names.
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by Failed Creation » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:26 pm
Politicians kissing babies for good luck, TV preachers sell salvation for a buck. You don't need no golden cross to tell you wrong from right, The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.
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by Magellan » Sat Jan 30, 2016 7:22 am
You'd think a guy called "HItler Mussolini" would have put a bigger dent into Brazil's infamously high crime rate. Perhaps they could could get him on board to help exterminate the Zika virus. BTW, some crackingly hilarious names there. Dr Whet Faartz wins for mine (just), purely for the toilet humour factor, but then again I am impressed with the elegant simplicity of Moe Lester.
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by The Dark Knight » Sat Jan 30, 2016 10:39 am
Dixie Normous is my favourite. They'd have to be taking the piss with that.
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by JK » Sat Jan 30, 2016 2:14 pm
Britain’s bizarre names Barb Dwyer Pearl Button Hazel Nutt Ray Gunn Helen Back Stan Still Jo King Lee King Terry Bull Mary Christmas Max Power Paige Turner Sonny Day Tim Burr Teresa Green Will Power Anna Sasin Chris Cross Doug Hole Justin Case Barry Cade America’s bizarre names: Anna Prentice Annette Curtain Bill Board Carrie Oakey
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by valleys07 » Sat Jan 30, 2016 3:09 pm
There is a Former German skiier by the name of Fanny Chmelar. It was a question on the Chaser, and the host couldn't control himself with laughter- was brilliant viewing.
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by Failed Creation » Sat Jan 30, 2016 10:05 pm
valleys07 wrote: There is a Former German skiier by the name of Fanny Chmelar. It was a question on the Chaser, and the host couldn't control himself with laughter- was brilliant viewing.
Have you seen the episode with Dick Tingeler?
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by RustyCage » Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:01 am
Jimmy Carr. Saw him at Thebby tonight, hilarious.
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by carey » Sun Jan 31, 2016 9:13 pm
RustyCage wrote: Jimmy Carr. Saw him at Thebby tonight, hilarious.
Part of the fringe shows????
Is he on again?
you've gota keep on keep'n on .........
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by RustyCage » Sun Jan 31, 2016 11:37 pm
carey wrote: RustyCage wrote: Jimmy Carr. Saw him at Thebby tonight, hilarious.
Part of the fringe shows????
Is he on again?
No was his own tour, final show Wednesday in Perth. Played two shows at Thebby last night, 7pm show was sold out, 10pm show was all but. $80 a ticket for the cheaper seats means he is making a decent profit from it!
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by norwood8 » Mon Feb 01, 2016 1:17 am
RustyCage wrote: carey wrote: RustyCage wrote: Jimmy Carr. Saw him at Thebby tonight, hilarious.
Part of the fringe shows????
Is he on again?
No was his own tour, final show Wednesday in Perth. Played two shows at Thebby last night, 7pm show was sold out, 10pm show was all but. $80 a ticket for the cheaper seats means he is making a decent profit from it!
Absolutely gutted I missed this, wish both shows weren't on the same night.
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by Magellan » Mon Feb 01, 2016 8:44 am
The Dark Knight wrote: Dixie Normous is my favourite. They'd have to be taking the piss with that.
Can't leave out the famed American jazz pianist Dick Hyman.
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by Footy Chick » Wed Feb 03, 2016 2:11 pm
This guy sent us an email yesterday.
Website name of the century.... and almost told him so too
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by mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Feb 04, 2016 3:57 pm
An Australian female cricket player banned for placing bets on the Adelaide test between the men.....
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by heater31 » Thu Feb 04, 2016 4:07 pm
mighty_tiger_79 wrote: An Australian female cricket player banned for placing bets on the Adelaide test between the men.....
That's the 2nd one in a matter of weeks to get caught. A girl during the WBBL got hauled over the coals for betting on the boys at the World Cup.
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by bennymacca » Thu Feb 04, 2016 4:40 pm
heater31 wrote: mighty_tiger_79 wrote: An Australian female cricket player banned for placing bets on the Adelaide test between the men.....
That's the 2nd one in a matter of weeks to get caught. A girl during the WBBL got hauled over the coals for betting on the boys at the World Cup.
Wonder at what level does the ban come into place? State level? Surely not district level.
What if they then place a bet whilst at district level and then make the state or WBBL teams?
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by heater31 » Thu Feb 04, 2016 4:44 pm
bennymacca wrote: heater31 wrote: mighty_tiger_79 wrote: An Australian female cricket player banned for placing bets on the Adelaide test between the men.....
That's the 2nd one in a matter of weeks to get caught. A girl during the WBBL got hauled over the coals for betting on the boys at the World Cup.
Wonder at what level does the ban come into place? State level? Surely not district level.
What if they then place a bet whilst at district level and then make the state or WBBL teams?
Would think Grade Cricket would be banned from betting also. Run by the State Association, They have contact with First Class players....
Could have a few clubs all over Australia in strife. Punting and cricket goes hand in hand
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by Magellan » Fri Feb 05, 2016 11:28 am
Plenty of Friday funnies in this collection - The 100 Jokes That Shaped Modern Comedy. Youtube clips are provided for each entry, so laugh it up!
http://www.vulture.com/2016/01/100-jokes-shaped-modern-comedy-c-v-r.html Interesting to see what they think as being influential comedy.
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by Booney » Tue Feb 09, 2016 1:19 pm
The look on my old mans face when he told me about the shark he encountered on the weekend being longer than his boat. ( 4.8m )
He was (great) white when he told me....3 days after the event.
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