Things that make you laugh

[Footy Chick]

Me finally losing my shit at work today.

I laugh because if I don't, I'll cry.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Me finally losing my shit at work today.

I laugh because if I don't, I'll cry.

Joining the centreline line??

[HH3]

Charlie Curnow sentenced to a 2 year Carlton contract for refusing breath test

http://insidesauce.com/charlie-curnow-s ... -contract/

[DOC]

So if he blew over, how many years would he have got?

[Bully]

The Greens are calling for a Senate inquiry into the role children's toys and entertainment play in creating gender stereotypes and contributing towards domestic violence.

[Q.]

The Greens are calling for a Senate inquiry into the role children's toys and entertainment play in creating gender stereotypes and contributing towards domestic violence.

Might prove more useful than the halal and wind farm senate inquiries

[stan]

The Greens are calling for a Senate inquiry into the role children's toys and entertainment play in creating gender stereotypes and contributing towards domestic violence.

?

[Magellan]

The delicious irony of a man called Nathan Paterson (resplendent with a self-administered face tattoo) complaining that people are pre-judging him as a racist without getting to know him first.

"People judge you just for the way you look, without knowing anything about you, which I think, that's not fair," he said.

Mr Paterson actively participated in a Reclaim Australia rally on the weekend, a group which pre-judges immigrants and Muslims as potential terrorists and threats to the "Australian way of life" - without bothering to understand them first.

"They're all over in their countries blowing each other up, and they want to bring all that here. I say just leave them there."

http://www.theage.com.au/nsw/face-of-reclaim-australia-rally-nathan-paterson-insists-im-not-racist-20151124-gl77iw

[Footy Chick]

Me finally losing my shit at work today.

I laugh because if I don't, I'll cry.

Joining the centreline line??

Not at this point.

But i'm counting down the days to a months worth of LSL. I've never looked so forward to holidays in my life.

[LaughingKookaburra]

I'm laughing now, not at the time. Go out and have a few too many beers for the first time in years last night, thought it was a good idea to come home and play fight with the dog. Dog won, I'm off to get stitches in my top lip this morning...

******* idiot I am at times

[Footy Chick]

I'm laughing now, not at the time. Go out and have a few too many beers for the first time in years last night, thought it was a good idea to come home and play fight with the dog. Dog won, I'm off to get stitches in my top lip this morning...

******* idiot I am at times

Likely story...Leah snotted you one, didn't she?

[LaughingKookaburra]

Leah is in a Bridal Party today and I got the night to revel last night. Got caught up in a drinking session with Bradles. 4 stitches later after 8 jabs and they didn't work fully either

Now to go to a wedding dinner looking like a mummy!

[valleys07]

For anyone who is familiar with those annoying singing animal toys- Mrs. Valleys bought a singing dog over the weekend to bring some festive spirit into our household- thinking junior would enjoy both a singing animal, and the music...

Well she decided to play it to him (again) this morning, and junior wasn't a fan of this pathetic excuse of a toy interrupting Thomas the Tank Engine viewing, and his dummy went from in his mouth straight into the toy dogs.

At least he is understanding why we give him his dummy

[The Dark Knight]

For anyone who is familiar with those annoying singing animal toys- Mrs. Valleys bought a singing dog over the weekend to bring some festive spirit into our household- thinking junior would enjoy both a singing animal, and the music...

Well she decided to play it to him (again) this morning, and junior wasn't a fan of this pathetic excuse of a toy interrupting Thomas the Tank Engine viewing, and his dummy went from in his mouth straight into the toy dogs.

At least he is understanding why we give him his dummy [emoji38] [emoji38]

Never interrupt and young man while watching Thomas the Tank Engine, there will be hell to pay!

[heater31]

For anyone who is familiar with those annoying singing animal toys- Mrs. Valleys bought a singing dog over the weekend to bring some festive spirit into our household- thinking junior would enjoy both a singing animal, and the music...

Well she decided to play it to him (again) this morning, and junior wasn't a fan of this pathetic excuse of a toy interrupting Thomas the Tank Engine viewing, and his dummy went from in his mouth straight into the toy dogs.

At least he is understanding why we give him his dummy [emoji38] [emoji38]

Never interrupt and young man while watching Thomas the Tank Engine, there will be hell to pay!

Only the Ringo Starr narrated episodes

[Lightning McQueen]

The response I got from the girls at work who were all in discussion about how the supplier for their work clothes.

They were all complaining about how the sizing seemed way smaller than last year despite being the same clothing company so I thought I might chuck in "Well perhaps you've all gained weight".

It sounded like a chook shed after that.

[Alaska]

How to win friends and influence people!

[Lightning McQueen]

How to win friends and influence people!

Yeah, I bring them all closer together LOL.

[Alaska]

With a common enemy

[Lightning McQueen]

Keeping them keen.