Things that make you laugh

[RustyCage]

"Siren!"
"I don't think it's gone, Ray."
"Holy, Jesus."

[valleys07]

The 2 clowns that put 10k bets on the footy. 1 ridiculous and 1 humerous.

One was 10k on roughead 1st goal into hawthorn 1-39 @ 18

One was 10k on the crows to win ( ). I wouldnt care if i was betting with my worst enemies money- be fugged if i'd stick it on the crows!

[Failed Creation]

[mighty_tiger_79]

The 2 clowns that put 10k bets on the footy. 1 ridiculous and 1 humerous.

One was 10k on roughead 1st goal into hawthorn 1-39 @ 18

One was 10k on the crows to win ( ). I wouldnt care if i was betting with my worst enemies money- be fugged if i'd stick it on the crows!

Money laundering? ?

[Ron Burgundy]

Ambitious.
Maybe the crows bet was with sportsbet and had money back for under 20pts.
I could never take a "guess" at the crows for 10k.

[Bully]

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/technolog ... 6985557155

cut a long story short - Someone posted a picture of Steven Speilberg posing in front of the prop of the Triceratops in the movie Jurassic Park ( when the actors get out and walk around the scrub and come across the "sick dinosaur" ).

social media users have sent hateful posts and comments towards Steven saying he has no right to kill animals and put them on show Especially animals of this size.

[Failed Creation]

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/technology/social-media-storm-after-steven-spielberg-murders-innocent-triceratops-and-posts-pic/story-fnjwnorf-1226985557155

cut a long story short - Someone posted a picture of Steven Speilberg posing in front of the prop of the Triceratops in the movie Jurassic Park ( when the actors get out and walk around the scrub and come across the "sick dinosaur" ).

social media users have sent hateful posts and comments towards Steven saying he has no right to kill animals and put them on show Especially animals of this size.

It just goes to show that some people really are that stupid.

[Magpiespower]

Just saw my old smackie flatmate as an extra on The Matrix...

[Failed Creation]

[fisho mcspaz]

Typos in books. Just read the following sentence: 'He dropped several white sh1ts on the ground in his haste.' As he had just come from the laundromat, I presume it was meant to be 'shirts'... bloody hope so, you'd want to get the other thing seen to!

[bennymacca]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

[Failed Creation]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

I love this!

[HH3]

From SA Police News. Are people this fu***d?

Police are investigating an aggravated robbery involving the theft of doughnuts at West Croydon – were you in the area and did you see anything which might assist?

About 9.40pm last night, two teenage boys got into their car on Malcom Street, having just bought six boxes of doughnuts from a business on Port Road, when a man approached them and threatened them with what looked like a knife.
The suspect demanded the victims remain in the car while he opened the rear passenger door and stole the doughnuts before running off. The victims were not physically hurt and the robber did not demand anything else.
The suspect, described as a man of Caucasian appearance, approximately 165cm tall, 16-20 years old, wearing a black hooded jumper and black trackpants, was last seen heading south on Malcolm St.

Police urge anyone with information about the robbery to contact Crime Stoppers

[mighty_tiger_79]

unfortunately HH3 there are some people that are that foooked

a few weeks ago a northern suburbs servo got done for a couple of pies and smokes

[heater31]

From SA Police News. Are people this fu***d?

Police are investigating an aggravated robbery involving the theft of doughnuts at West Croydon – were you in the area and did you see anything which might assist?

About 9.40pm last night, two teenage boys got into their car on Malcom Street, having just bought six boxes of doughnuts from a business on Port Road, when a man approached them and threatened them with what looked like a knife.
The suspect demanded the victims remain in the car while he opened the rear passenger door and stole the doughnuts before running off. The victims were not physically hurt and the robber did not demand anything else.
The suspect, described as a man of Caucasian appearance, approximately 165cm tall, 16-20 years old, wearing a black hooded jumper and black trackpants, was last seen heading south on Malcolm St.

Police urge anyone with information about the robbery to contact Crime Stoppers

People have no respect these days for others or themselves.....

[fisho mcspaz]

Is that seriously a Krispy Kreme robbery? FFS they're f***ing DONUTS. They're not even that great! The only reason everyone pees their pants over them is because Adelaide didn't have an outlet for ages so everyone swanning off to Melbourne could go 'Oh my GOD I JUST ATE KRISPY KREME THEY'RE SO GOOOOOOOOOD HAHAHAHA ENJOY YOUR BARREN EXISTENCE IN ADELAIDE WITHOUT KRISPY KREME YOU PLEBES!'

F*** me.

[heater31]

Well said fisho, bought 6 of them at a service stop on the M1 motorway in the UK last year. Wasn't overly impressed and couldn't understand the fuss.

Certainly won't be lining up for hours for them....

[mighty_tiger_79]

Is that seriously a Krispy Kreme robbery? FFS they're f***ing DONUTS. They're not even that great! The only reason everyone pees their pants over them is because Adelaide didn't have an outlet for ages so everyone swanning off to Melbourne could go 'Oh my GOD I JUST ATE KRISPY KREME THEY'RE SO GOOOOOOOOOD HAHAHAHA ENJOY YOUR BARREN EXISTENCE IN ADELAIDE WITHOUT KRISPY KREME YOU PLEBES!'

F*** me.

are you offering??

[valleys07]

Well said fisho, bought 6 of them at a service stop on the M1 motorway in the UK last year. Wasn't overly impressed and couldn't understand the fuss.

Certainly won't be lining up for hours for them....

Or 53 hours for that matter..

[Failed Creation]

Well said fisho, bought 6 of them at a service stop on the M1 motorway in the UK last year. Wasn't overly impressed and couldn't understand the fuss.

Certainly won't be lining up for hours for them....

Or 53 hours for that matter..

Lining up for anything for that long is ****** up.

Some people have no life whatsoever.