Things that make you laugh
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Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
TV preachers sell salvation for a buck.
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The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.
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Australian tennis. They're all a bunch of pretenders.
Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
TV preachers sell salvation for a buck.
You don't need no golden cross to tell you wrong from right,
The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.
TV preachers sell salvation for a buck.
You don't need no golden cross to tell you wrong from right,
The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.
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Failed Creation wrote:Australian tennis. They're all a bunch of pretenders.
Tennis (full stop)
How can anyone bare to watch it?
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Booney wrote:Failed Creation wrote:Australian tennis. They're all a bunch of pretenders.
Tennis (full stop)
How can anyone bare to watch it?
Amen.
Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
TV preachers sell salvation for a buck.
You don't need no golden cross to tell you wrong from right,
The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.
TV preachers sell salvation for a buck.
You don't need no golden cross to tell you wrong from right,
The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.
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It's very much like Australian Soccer where people accept and applaud mediocre performances.
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Re: Things that make you laugh
Just gone to lunch and there was a young lady prob early 20's out the front of work wearing a mini skirt and bending over exposing her horrid taste in undies to the world.. Who the f**k dresses like that in this weather!?!
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Phantom Gossiper wrote:Just gone to lunch and there was a young lady prob early 20's out the front of work wearing a mini skirt and bending over exposing her horrid taste in undies to the world.. Who the f**k dresses like that in this weather!?!
Granny panties?
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Failed Creation wrote:Phantom Gossiper wrote:Just gone to lunch and there was a young lady prob early 20's out the front of work wearing a mini skirt and bending over exposing her horrid taste in undies to the world.. Who the f**k dresses like that in this weather!?!
Granny panties?
No - Leopard print
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Phantom Gossiper wrote:Just gone to lunch and there was a young lady prob early 20's out the front of work wearing a mini skirt and bending over exposing her horrid taste in undies to the world.. Who the f**k dresses like that in this weather!?!
Caitlin Stasey?
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Phantom Gossiper wrote:Just gone to lunch and there was a young lady prob early 20's out the front of work wearing a mini skirt and bending over exposing her horrid taste in undies to the world.. Who the f**k dresses like that in this weather!?!
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Phantom Gossiper wrote:Failed Creation wrote:Phantom Gossiper wrote:Just gone to lunch and there was a young lady prob early 20's out the front of work wearing a mini skirt and bending over exposing her horrid taste in undies to the world.. Who the f**k dresses like that in this weather!?!
Granny panties?
No - Leopard print
How can you have a problem with any of what you wrote?
young lady - good so far
early 20's - bit passed it, but still ok i guess
mini skirt - wouldn't marry her, but id have a look
bending over - still looking, maybe even squinting
undies - any will do
leopard print - if she's not 45 with an Acca-dacca tshirt, its acceptable.
Get your shit together mate!
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Nothing wrong with it, I just couldn't believe it was blowing a gale and freezing and she was wearing what she was!
Definitely didnt stop me from having a sneaky look - how else you think I know what undies she was wearing
Definitely didnt stop me from having a sneaky look - how else you think I know what undies she was wearing
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Phantom Gossiper wrote:Nothing wrong with it, I just couldn't believe it was blowing a gale and freezing and she was wearing what she was!
Definitely didnt stop me from having a sneaky look - how else you think I know what undies she was wearing
We should all be thankful that she has no sense of dressing for the weather, and that Phantom Gossiper was there to be able to recall all the details to us.
Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
TV preachers sell salvation for a buck.
You don't need no golden cross to tell you wrong from right,
The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.
TV preachers sell salvation for a buck.
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Young 20s is a bit past it HH3?
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
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RustyCage wrote:Young 20s is a bit past it HH3?
Remembering HH3 is only 12 years old himself...
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Booney wrote:Failed Creation wrote:Australian tennis. They're all a bunch of pretenders.
Tennis (full stop)
How can anyone bare to watch it?
I don't watch it, but I find that the ladies' games make for a good listen ...
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i love this film but found this very funny...
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I just got back from Woolies (apologies to my FB friends that have heard this)
Some Derro pickpockets a huge dude standing in a line full of women. big dude catches pickpocket by the arm and attempts to wrestle him to the ground, pulling his hoody off him in the process.
pickpocket pulls away and runs away with huge dudes wallet.
Huge dude searches hoody. What does he find?
Pickpockets wallet!
Some Derro pickpockets a huge dude standing in a line full of women. big dude catches pickpocket by the arm and attempts to wrestle him to the ground, pulling his hoody off him in the process.
pickpocket pulls away and runs away with huge dudes wallet.
Huge dude searches hoody. What does he find?
Pickpockets wallet!
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Footy Chick wrote:I just got back from Woolies (apologies to my FB friends that have heard this)
Some Derro pickpockets a huge dude standing in a line full of women. big dude catches pickpocket by the arm and attempts to wrestle him to the ground, pulling his hoody off him in the process.
pickpocket pulls away and runs away with huge dudes wallet.
Huge dude searches hoody. What does he find?
Pickpockets wallet!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh that's a BEEEEEAUTY!!!
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