Things that make you laugh

[The Sleeping Giant]

The crows thinking they will do their first home game at AO better then Port Adelaide. Probably going to give away apricot slice and offer free knitting classes.

How old are you? Buying in too this petty crap.

[woodublieve12]

Port Supporters at work at the moment... I reckon they will organise a ticket tape parade for them thise week... Round 2 folks

[fisho mcspaz]

Port Supporters at work at the moment... I reckon they will organise a ticket tape parade for them thise week... Round 2 folks

What is it with Port supporters? Even last night an old Falcon came screeching around the corner and someone bellowed out 'CAAAARN THE POWER!' I fully expect bumper stickers to start appearing with the words 'I WAS AT ADELAIDE OVAL WHEN PORT WON THE SHOWDOWN'.

[HH3]

They're allowed to be excited. Just think of all the shit they've copped over the years from arrogant f*ckhead Crows supporters. Now the shoes on the other foot and Crows people can't handle it being given back....that makes me laugh more.

[woodublieve12]

They're allowed to be excited. Just think of all the shit they've copped over the years from arrogant f*ckhead Crows supporters. Now the shoes on the other foot and Crows people can't handle it being given back....that makes me laugh more.

i have no problem that they are excited. fair reason to be... But the blokes at work here carrying on like pork chops...

i am enjoying the crows lot being a little quiet. Hopefully that continues this weekend

[HH3]

They're allowed to be excited. Just think of all the shit they've copped over the years from arrogant f*ckhead Crows supporters. Now the shoes on the other foot and Crows people can't handle it being given back....that makes me laugh more.

i have no problem that they are excited. fair reason to be... But the blokes at work here carrying on like pork chops...

i am enjoying the crows lot being a little quiet. Hopefully that continues this weekend

The excitement will die off, but if Id been ripped on for the last 5 or 6 years like Power supporters have been, Id be an even bigger douchebag than I am now about the win.

It is good that the Crows are now the second rate team in South Australia again.

[fisho mcspaz]

I'm a Crows fan but we've got to be the worst in the competition, honestly. Collingwood supporters are nowhere near as obnoxious as Crows supporters. Losing a Showdown is the only thing that shuts them up - lose to any other team and they start calling for the coach's head and ringing up Triple M to detail their own tactical approaches that they'd use. They refer to the players in the same way that someone might name-drop a famous person whom they live next-door to, but who also ran over their dog so if they put ONE foot out of line, Today Tonight's getting a phone call.

[HH3]

I'm a Crows fan but we've got to be the worst in the competition, honestly. Collingwood supporters are nowhere near as obnoxious as Crows supporters. Losing a Showdown is the only thing that shuts them up - lose to any other team and they start calling for the coach's head and ringing up Triple M to detail their own tactical approaches that they'd use. They refer to the players in the same way that someone might name-drop a famous person whom they live next-door to, but who also ran over their dog so if they put ONE foot out of line, Today Tonight's getting a phone call.

You're one of the very few good Crows fans.

[Spargo]

The excitement will die off, but if Id been ripped on for the last 5 or 6 years like Power supporters have been, Id be an even bigger douchebag than I am.

That'd be a stretch.....

[Hefty]

They're allowed to be excited. Just think of all the shit they've copped over the years from arrogant f*ckhead Crows supporters. Now the shoes on the other foot and Crows people can't handle it being given back....that makes me laugh more.

i have no problem that they are excited. fair reason to be... But the blokes at work here carrying on like pork chops...

i am enjoying the crows lot being a little quiet. Hopefully that continues this weekend

The excitement will die off, but if Id been ripped on for the last 5 or 6 years like Power supporters have been, Id be an even bigger douchebag than I am now about the win.

It is good that the Crows are now the second rate team in South Australia again.

Yes, second rate to Port but we will finish higher than North Melbourne.

[HH3]

They're allowed to be excited. Just think of all the shit they've copped over the years from arrogant f*ckhead Crows supporters. Now the shoes on the other foot and Crows people can't handle it being given back....that makes me laugh more.

i have no problem that they are excited. fair reason to be... But the blokes at work here carrying on like pork chops...

i am enjoying the crows lot being a little quiet. Hopefully that continues this weekend

The excitement will die off, but if Id been ripped on for the last 5 or 6 years like Power supporters have been, Id be an even bigger douchebag than I am now about the win.

It is good that the Crows are now the second rate team in South Australia again.

Yes, second rate to Port but we will finish higher than North Melbourne.

Maybe, North are poo right now. Thats not an achievement.

[hottie]

Going to car auctions a couple of times in the last few weeks where they drive the cars and sell in front of the auctioneer and buyers,a few lots dont make it as they havent recharged the battery or the car has run out of fuel.

[RustyCage]

The crows thinking they will do their first home game at AO better then Port Adelaide. Probably going to give away apricot slice and offer free knitting classes.

They've trained a real crow to fly in and land on it's handlers glove. Hours of fun for everyone

[Failed Creation]

The crows thinking they will do their first home game at AO better then Port Adelaide. Probably going to give away apricot slice and offer free knitting classes.

They've trained a real crow to fly in and land on it's handlers glove. Hours of fun for everyone

It's not quite as majestic as an eagle or a hawk, is it?

[DOC]

Do Port have Thunder Power come on his handlers glove?

[Failed Creation]

Do Port have Thunder Power come on his handlers glove?

If you ask him nicely...

[RustyCage]

Do Port have Thunder Power come on his handlers glove?

if he gets that far

[mighty_tiger_79]

Going to car auctions a couple of times in the last few weeks where they drive the cars and sell in front of the auctioneer and buyers,a few lots dont make it as they havent recharged the battery or the car has run out of fuel.

haven't seen anyone buy the wrong car??

[Psyber]

Joke a lawyer friend sent me:

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident.

The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter
to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder,

Could they possibly get married in Heaven ?

When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, 'I don't know.
This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are
still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get
married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all.

'What if it doesn't work ?’ they wondered, 'Are we stuck together forever ?’

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.
'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'

'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out?
Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.

'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.

'OH, COME ON!', St. Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here!
Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a Lawyer?!'

[Johno6]

The port reserves team. They look so so shit.