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The new cheesy Holden ads that claim "Holdens will still be here", comedy gold
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People that go to church christmas eve for the only time all year.
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Squids wrote:People that go to church christmas eve for the only time all year.
That's like me.

Only instead of church, it's beer and Chinese food. And instead of once a year it's most weeks.
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Channel 7 screening Jaws on Xmas night.
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@shoutsatcows RTing pissed-off teens venting about Christmas.

Evidently most didn't get a new iPhone.

Or they got a new iPhone but not in the colour they wanted.

Heart goes out to those who got an iPhone when they wanted an iPad.

Oh, and their parents are c@%ts.

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A mate of mine got an iPhone 4S for Christmas - all his children chipped in for it.
The only problem he has is he would prefer to stick to his Blackberry, rather than have a touch screen because he has some hand tremor that makes using it tricky, but doesn't want to hurt their feelings.
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Tell him to unleash on Twitter.
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Magpiespower wrote:@shoutsatcows RTing pissed-off teens venting about Christmas.

Evidently most didn't get a new iPhone.

Or they got a new iPhone but not in the colour they wanted.

Heart goes out to those who got an iPhone when they wanted an iPad.

Oh, and their parents are c@%ts.

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In that very same vein:

http://ircimages.com/ircimages/c/0/c0a3 ... 348a90.jpg

(be warned, Bad Words in the image)
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Richard Hadlee for calling for sanctions against Binga for trying to kill Piers Morgan.

Surely you jest Sir Richard?
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dedja wrote:Richard Hadlee for calling for sanctions against Binga for trying to kill Piers Morgan.

Surely you jest Sir Richard?


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Could play though.
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dedja wrote:Richard Hadlee for calling for sanctions against Binga for trying to kill Piers Morgan.

Surely you jest Sir Richard?


Brett Lee = Wanker! Every ball a massive no ball and at the body except 1 ball... Get off lover boy wanker!!

Nah i hope he gets santioned!!! Great work Piers... Brett Lee get off the cricket show and bring back Simon O'donnell!!!
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Agreed. Was funny, but should have given piers a chance to smash him back over his head.
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This is ******* terrible...

Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
TV preachers sell salvation for a buck.
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Failed Creation wrote:This is ******* terrible...


i got 9 seconds in... sorry i couldn't do anymore!
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woodublieve12 wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:This is ******* terrible...


i got 9 seconds in... sorry i couldn't do anymore!


I'm a glutton for punishment...

Speaking of which... I know this is ****** up, and it might get removed due to the coarse language, but this is hilarious.

Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
TV preachers sell salvation for a buck.
You don't need no golden cross to tell you wrong from right,
The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.
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That's the worst thing I've ever seen.
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smac wrote:That's the worst thing I've ever seen.


I agree, and that's why I love it.
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It was bad. Then that hillbilly stepped up and started fiddling with the singers knob. I had to stop then.
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