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[quote="fisho mcspaz


Oooh...yes please. Tight naked, or saggy naked? How descriptive is it?

Ah, never mind, I guess Ill find out :D[/quote]

Well, I must say that I'd never quite thought about it in that context... BUT, my main character is a 14-year-old girl, so thus tight as a bloody, um, tight thing. Her mum is 28, same age as me, and very tall, fair, big-breasted, and uninhibited. They all were. They were indoctrinated into the Christian faith early on, but they only took certain elements out of it. They believed in sharing, and in loving one's neighbour, and in swearing marriage before a symbolic crucifix, but they had no inhibitions about nudity, particularly as adultery was almost unknown on the island. So pretty much the ladies could swing their tits as much as they pleased without consequence.[/quote][/quote]


does it have pictures?
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:[quote="fisho mcspaz


Oooh...yes please. Tight naked, or saggy naked? How descriptive is it?

Ah, never mind, I guess Ill find out :D


Well, I must say that I'd never quite thought about it in that context... BUT, my main character is a 14-year-old girl, so thus tight as a bloody, um, tight thing. Her mum is 28, same age as me, and very tall, fair, big-breasted, and uninhibited. They all were. They were indoctrinated into the Christian faith early on, but they only took certain elements out of it. They believed in sharing, and in loving one's neighbour, and in swearing marriage before a symbolic crucifix, but they had no inhibitions about nudity, particularly as adultery was almost unknown on the island. So pretty much the ladies could swing their tits as much as they pleased without consequence.[/quote][/quote]


does it have pictures?[/quote]

Or 3D pop-up pictures?
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Any chance of it being made into a movie?
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This place has the feel of the nudist beach on Euro Trip
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mickey wrote:Any chance of it being made into a movie?


If enough of you bastards buy the book then maybe it will ;)
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Last night got my missus to order a pepperoni pizza. The guy told her they dont do pepperoni, and she'll have to add pepperoni to a supreme.

Apparently they dont do pepperoni pizzas. (Ive had them from there millions of times)

Cheese and pepperoni is too hard, so ended up with a supreme.
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HH3 wrote:Last night got my missus to order a pepperoni pizza. The guy told her they dont do pepperoni, and she'll have to add pepperoni to a supreme.

Apparently they dont do pepperoni pizzas. (Ive had them from there millions of times)

Cheese and pepperoni is too hard, so ended up with a supreme.


Pepperoni pizza is the bomb. Especially form Lulu's.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
HH3 wrote:Last night got my missus to order a pepperoni pizza. The guy told her they dont do pepperoni, and she'll have to add pepperoni to a supreme.

Apparently they dont do pepperoni pizzas. (Ive had them from there millions of times)

Cheese and pepperoni is too hard, so ended up with a supreme.


Pepperoni pizza is the bomb. Especially form Lulu's.

Agreed! .. unless you are worried about cholesterol levels lol, Lulu's box swims in oil after you've eaten the pizza lol.

Lulu's - Pepperoni Pizza and BBQ Chicken Wings :D :D Oh many a Friday night smashing them back with some nice cold ones lol.. prob why i'm the size of a house :lol:
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Reading this I've just realised I haven't had any Pizza since 2008.
Now I have the urge to nick out and get one - I used to like Mexican...
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Psyber wrote:Reading this I've just realised I haven't had any Pizza since 2008.
Now I have the urge to nick out and get one - I used to like Mexican...


How many Mexicans you had Psyb? ;)
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Phantom Gossiper wrote:Agreed! .. unless you are worried about cholesterol levels lol, Lulu's box swims in oil after you've eaten the pizza lol.

Lulu's - Pepperoni Pizza and BBQ Chicken Wings :D :D Oh many a Friday night smashing them back with some nice cold ones lol.. prob why i'm the size of a house :lol:



It's my last weekend of living near Lulu's so I'll be having one last go at it, their yiros pizza is something special too.
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Psyber wrote:Reading this I've just realised I haven't had any Pizza since 2008.
Now I have the urge to nick out and get one - I used to like Mexican...

I'm a big fan for spicy and mexican is a regular.. the pizza shop on Montague Road Para Vista (Used to be Romans?) they do a pretty hot mexican and they do a ghost chilli pizza! :D


... nailed it 8)
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Phantom Gossiper wrote:
Psyber wrote:Reading this I've just realised I haven't had any Pizza since 2008.
Now I have the urge to nick out and get one - I used to like Mexican...

I'm a big fan for spicy and mexican is a regular.. the pizza shop on Montague Road Para Vista (Used to be Romans?) they do a pretty hot mexican and they do a ghost chilli pizza! :D


... nailed it 8)


Is that in the little group of shops, just opposite/up from Australian Pizza House?
I haven't been there since it WAS Romans!
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Gozu wrote:
Psyber wrote:Reading this I've just realised I haven't had any Pizza since 2008.
Now I have the urge to nick out and get one - I used to like Mexican...
How many Mexicans you had Psyb? ;)
My only Mexican experience is with Pizza, Tortilla, and Enchilada. :lol:
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Psyber wrote:
Gozu wrote:
Psyber wrote:Reading this I've just realised I haven't had any Pizza since 2008.
Now I have the urge to nick out and get one - I used to like Mexican...
How many Mexicans you had Psyb? ;)
My only Mexican experience is with Pizza, Tortilla, and Enchilada. :lol:


Taco?
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HH3 wrote:
Psyber wrote:
Gozu wrote:
Psyber wrote:Reading this I've just realised I haven't had any Pizza since 2008.
Now I have the urge to nick out and get one - I used to like Mexican...
How many Mexicans you had Psyb? ;)
My only Mexican experience is with Pizza, Tortilla, and Enchilada. :lol:


Taco?

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Dissident wrote:
Phantom Gossiper wrote:
Psyber wrote:Reading this I've just realised I haven't had any Pizza since 2008.
Now I have the urge to nick out and get one - I used to like Mexican...

I'm a big fan for spicy and mexican is a regular.. the pizza shop on Montague Road Para Vista (Used to be Romans?) they do a pretty hot mexican and they do a ghost chilli pizza! :D


... nailed it 8)


Is that in the little group of shops, just opposite/up from Australian Pizza House?
I haven't been there since it WAS Romans!

Yup... pretty much opposite Para Vista Primary.
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A Pizza shop opposite a primary school!!!
That’s it I am writing to the Council and have it shut down!
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Alaska wrote:A Pizza shop opposite a primary school!!!
That’s it I am writing to the Council and have it shut down!


If it were open school hours, you'd have a case :)
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