I assume Simmons' handlers would have the good sense to let him know not to play straight away and make even more of a mockery of his 'mental health' excuse for not playing this season.

If Simmons had 'handlers' he wouldnt be in this situation
And playing off his mental health as an excuse, get ...

Don't like the colour, the right handed info pane.

I like the team logo and location thing. Also the like feature, as it shows who is up who's bum.

lol... have they found it yet?
There is NO escaping what you wrote.
You were not responding to me - rather Dedja's original post - at least get that right.
To tell others to get over themselves for reacting to your poor post is pathetic, how else was it meant to be interpreted ? It wasn't read the ...

Toughen up you lot, try working outside in it .

That on the 11th of May 1985 56 fans went to a game of soccer and didn't go home due to a fire at Bradford City's home ground Valley Parade.

RIP the 56...

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bennymacca wrote:If electrical engineers are glorified sparkles then civil engineers are glorified council workers

Nothing is more glorious than being a Council worker Benny.

regards,

REB

Why did I promise to attend my niece's calisthenics performance tonight?

This will be hours of my life I'll never get back...

The ads on Tapatalk in the unread topics tab (surely other people get them?) Go away!

The ads now at the start of EVERY Cricket Australia app video. FFS they shit me.

Missus and I taking kids to separate sports on Friday nights. Duck that for a joke.
If I'm lucky enough to get the Netball game I don't get home until 10.30pm

bennymacca wrote:Tapatalk changing their user interface every 5 seconds.

As soon as you get used to one of their silly changes they change it again!

The upgrade to premium........**** off if I wanted it I would have signed up the first time no point asking me another 1000 times

Ultimate Footy charging $20 each to enter! Surprisingly now you have to log into it with an AFL ID. Who'd have thought.

Armchair expert wrote:Plantar fasciitis

I'm tempted to cut off my right foot

Adelaide Podiatry Centre, Melbourne St, North Adelaide. Line up for some shock therapy and never look back. 100% recommend.

Three Crows supporters sitting at a bar discussing who was the drunkest the previous day

1st drunk says "i was so drunk last night i went home and blew chunks"

2nd drunk says "Thats nothing! I was so drunk last night i drove home crashed into a tree kicked my front door down and woke up in the ...

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!

woodublieve12 wrote:

Failed Creation wrote:This is ******* terrible...

i got 9 seconds in... sorry i couldn't do anymore!

I'm a glutton for punishment...

Speaking of which... I know this is ****** up, and it might get removed due to the coarse language, but this is hilarious.

Clementine Ford on "The Fappening" leaked celebrity nudes:

"If you deliberately seek out any of these images, you are directly participating in the violation not just of numerous women’s privacy but also of their bodies. "

Guilty as charged, bitch!

Serious question here NG. Should all biblical teachings, laws (whatever you call them) be followed, such as the marriage is for a man and a woman, or just the ones that suit?
I'm looking forward to the day we put people to death for gathering sticks on the sabbath. That'll teach them dirty ...

Footy Chick wrote:poor kitty

Bollocks! Poor JK...

Missus pulled a big box of books out of storage for us to cull .. 6 Year old Jnr goes through it a bit then comes over holding a VHS Cassette.

Jnr: "Whats this Dad?"
Me: "Thats a Video Tape mate"
Jnr: "How do you open it?"
Me: "You don't mate, you watch whatever is recorded on it"
Jnr: (Seriously ...