Things that give you the sh1ts

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Ditto A4, wide-ruled 160 page notebooks.

I use these things a-lot. I mean a helluva lot. And I'm very particular about the cover colour.

It has to be black! Just has to be black. Black.

Last couple of weeks, I have been unable to find black covers and have had to buy blue covers.

This close to buying Marbig...
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I'm sorry to do this, but I've just read the convo about public toilets and you really haven't lived until you've been in a public toilet in the underground train station at Atlanta's Five Points. The women's toilet floor was awash in faeces, used tampons, bloody syringes and unidentified decomposing objects. I could not use it; I was scared I'd pick up an STD just by sitting in there.
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fisho mcspaz wrote:I'm sorry to do this, but I've just read the convo about public toilets and you really haven't lived until you've been in a public toilet in the underground train station at Atlanta's Five Points. The women's toilet floor was awash in faeces, used tampons, bloody syringes and unidentified decomposing objects. I could not use it; I was scared I'd pick up an STD just by sitting in there.


:shock: Good god there is a toilet block worse than the Bunker at Norwood Oval :shock:
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Has nothing on the bomb shelter dunny at The Parade ...
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The OTHER worst toilet I've seen is at some trout lake in Georgia. It's just a long drop but the thing is, it's mostly used by people who come there to fish, i.e. rednecks with a skinful of grog inside them, so I guess they have trouble balancing on the can when trying to take a s***. I went inside, saw great mounds of crap piled up next to the can - it was like 'Hey y'all, here's a lavatory, so let's build a turd mountain next to it!' and the whole thing was seething with maggots. I stormed out of there and said I was gonna just go in a bush somewhere. Mr Ex-McSpaz was horrified and said 'You cain't do that, you're a lady.' I said if being a lady meant I had to relieve myself in a metre-square tin box with Mount Maggot rearing up alongside, then good etiquette could blow me.
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Cairo and their issues at the moment.
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Dick heads who think it's a great idea taking their motor bike and doing burnouts on the golf course, especially the greens
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mickey wrote:Dick heads who think it's a great idea taking their motor bike and doing burnouts on the golf course, especially the greens
Surely that is a capital offence. :shock:
The culprits should be pegged out on the driving range as practice targets.
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I wrote port by 17. Changed it to 37 because I do 37 most games coz my footy number.

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Gozu wrote:
The Apostle wrote:I won't bore you with the whole story but women that don't wax/shave...

Some of us respect the fact women are meant to have body hair, not into the whole pre-pubescent thing myself ;)

Agree with you there. I actually meant to say "women that don't trim down there" but wrote what I did instead...
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Agreed, can't stand it when they get stuck in my teeth ...
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Working Sunday morning.

Yeah, it's only for about two hours.

But that's beside the friggin' point!
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Having to go into the city.

Driving in the city. WTF is is with those bus lanes, how can it help anyone?

Driving in the city. WTF is it with all the people who have a death wish crossing the roads? I guess they dont expect to see a car in there as they know how ****** up it is driving in the city.

Parking in the city.

Walking around the city with stinksters all over the joint. Have a wash FFS.

The city.
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Booney wrote:Having to go into the city.

Driving in the city. WTF is is with those bus lanes, how can it help anyone?

Driving in the city. WTF is it with all the people who have a death wish crossing the roads? I guess they dont expect to see a car in there as they know how ****** up it is driving in the city.

Parking in the city.

Walking around the city with stinksters all over the joint. Have a wash FFS.

The city.

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parking in the city is ridiculously over charged
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Not on a motorbike or pushbike, don't go in there any other way anymore unless it's on the bus.
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Bully wrote:parking in the city is ridiculously over charged


... not compared to other capital cities!
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Ian wrote:Not on a motorbike or pushbike, don't go in there any other way anymore unless it's on the bus.


If I head in for a social event I catch the train. Today was for business at Old Parliament House and Adelaide Oval. It sucked.
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when your job involves taking your car into the CBD I don't have much choice
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