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HH3 wrote:Typing in a suppliers name and some dimensions to Google, and the 3rd and 4th results being some majorly hardcore porn....had to notify the GM just so he was aware it was not recreational by me... :lol:



Is your supplier S&M or something :lol:
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HH3 wrote:Typing in a suppliers name and some dimensions to Google, and the 3rd and 4th results being some majorly hardcore porn....had to notify the GM just so he was aware it was not recreational by me... :lol:


Who would've thought a Throbathon @ 9 inches would come up suss?
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Footy Chick wrote:
HH3 wrote:Typing in a suppliers name and some dimensions to Google, and the 3rd and 4th results being some majorly hardcore porn....had to notify the GM just so he was aware it was not recreational by me... :lol:



Is your supplier S&M or something :lol:


Nah, but it is a females name....i dunno how that combined with 245x200 made it dirty though..
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scoob wrote:
HH3 wrote:Typing in a suppliers name and some dimensions to Google, and the 3rd and 4th results being some majorly hardcore porn....had to notify the GM just so he was aware it was not recreational by me... :lol:


Who would've thought a Throbathon @ 9 inches would come up suss?


I may have spelt "flashlight" wrong :lol:
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How quickly some things can be removed. One swift movement like ripping off a band aid.
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"Sir, we've identified the Nerfherder. He has a herd of... nerfs."

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Just had to do some online safety training in risk assessment for my employer. All I had to do was watch a 16 minute on risk assessment, had no questions to answer or anything like that. The 16 minute video only ended up going for 10 mins, for some reason it cut short and now I'll get a certificate showing I'm trained in risk assessment in the work place. WTF, what a pointless exercise lol
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Channel 7 Adelaide

Watching MKR "Comeback Kitchen."

During an ad break, they run a promo showing which team won Comeback Kitchen.

Before the episode had ended!

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The taxi drivers silent protest on the steps of parliament house. Looked like the grandstand at an IPL match with all the hand written signs help up. :lol:
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Booney wrote:The taxi drivers silent protest on the steps of parliament house. Looked like the grandstand at an IPL match with all the hand written signs help up. :lol:

Probably smells similar as well.
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Gun control segment on The Daily Show.

Featuring our own Honest John.

Old mate being interviewed stumps himself.

Then scuppers his own argument.

Whoop-de-do!

http://vimeo.com/64432171
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Fitzy, at times.

He reakons Black Caviar will lose her virginity by a length. :lol:
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Booney wrote:Fitzy, at times.

He reakons Black Caviar will lose her virginity by a length. :lol:

:lol: LMFAO hahahahaha
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Booney wrote:Fitzy, at times.

He reakons Black Caviar will lose her virginity by a length. :lol:


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Magpiespower wrote:Gun control segment on The Daily Show.

Featuring our own Honest John.

Old mate being interviewed stumps himself.

Then scuppers his own argument.

Whoop-de-do!

http://vimeo.com/64432171



that was hilarious

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Magpiespower wrote:Gun control segment on The Daily Show.

Featuring our own Honest John.

Old mate being interviewed stumps himself.

Then scuppers his own argument.

Whoop-de-do!

[url]http://vimeo.com/64432171[/url]

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lol, i dont condone this, but someone stole a Bus in Brisbane, and then drove it around the gold coast, picking up kids and collecting their money, and dropped them off at school LOL!! Funny story
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Magpiespower wrote:Gun control segment on The Daily Show.

Featuring our own Honest John.

Old mate being interviewed stumps himself.

Then scuppers his own argument.

Whoop-de-do!

http://vimeo.com/64432171


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