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Im still trying to find soundwave
i have been to every beach in SA and havent seen jack
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Last time I saw him he was with Jill..
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Johno6 wrote:Im still trying to find soundwave
i have been to every beach in SA and havent seen jack


It's the sound of one hand waving.
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Booney wrote:
Sky Pilot wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:
kickinit wrote:So if I rocked up late with a ticket I wouldn't of been able to get in seeing they where at capacity?


:shock: :shock: is this guy serious????

He's a Port fan. Cut him some slack


Oi! Ease up.

kick - They sell ( lets say ) 35,000 tickets. If you have one of those tickets, you come in.

If you chose to sell your ticket ( lets say ) on Facebook, then you dont get to go, but the person who paid you for the ticket does get to go. So still only 35,000 people are going.

If your brother purchased a ticket on Saturday, was it from a dodgy pommy bloke with a piece of cardboard or was it from a window in a building at the gate? If it was the window, I believe they did sell a small amount at the gate.....BUT, if the crowd maximum was 35,000 they may have only sold 34,800 in the first instance and then sold 200 on the day.

So, still only 35,000 tickets were available, 35,000 were sold, and 35,000 went.

You guys think thats clear enough? ;) Lets hope so HH3


The one that said ticket wanted but was actually selling?
He seemed legit ;)
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Same blokes were selling "official" merch after the concert for $10 a shirt. Then we saw a guy that was selling them for $20 and told him about the other guys selling cheaper, and he cracked the shits at us. I guess he didnt like us criticizing his business model. :lol:
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Booney wrote:
Sky Pilot wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:
kickinit wrote:So if I rocked up late with a ticket I wouldn't of been able to get in seeing they where at capacity?


:shock: :shock: is this guy serious????

He's a Port fan. Cut him some slack


Oi! Ease up.

kick - They sell ( lets say ) 35,000 tickets. If you have one of those tickets, you come in.

If you chose to sell your ticket ( lets say ) on Facebook, then you dont get to go, but the person who paid you for the ticket does get to go. So still only 35,000 people are going.

If your brother purchased a ticket on Saturday, was it from a dodgy pommy bloke with a piece of cardboard or was it from a window in a building at the gate? If it was the window, I believe they did sell a small amount at the gate.....BUT, if the crowd maximum was 35,000 they may have only sold 34,800 in the first instance and then sold 200 on the day.

So, still only 35,000 tickets were available, 35,000 were sold, and 35,000 went.

You guys think thats clear enough? ;) Lets hope so HH3


Makes perfect sense but I'm still trying to work if 35,000 bought tickets and only 34,000 turned up how they where at capacity.
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None of the 34000 were on duromine :lol:
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Is kickinit being serious or taking the piss? :shock:
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kickinit wrote:
Booney wrote:
Sky Pilot wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:[quote="kickinit"]So if I rocked up late with a ticket I wouldn't of been able to get in seeing they where at capacity?


:shock: :shock: is this guy serious????

He's a Port fan. Cut him some slack


Oi! Ease up.

kick - They sell ( lets say ) 35,000 tickets. If you have one of those tickets, you come in.

If you chose to sell your ticket ( lets say ) on Facebook, then you dont get to go, but the person who paid you for the ticket does get to go. So still only 35,000 people are going.

If your brother purchased a ticket on Saturday, was it from a dodgy pommy bloke with a piece of cardboard or was it from a window in a building at the gate? If it was the window, I believe they did sell a small amount at the gate.....BUT, if the crowd maximum was 35,000 they may have only sold 34,800 in the first instance and then sold 200 on the day.

So, still only 35,000 tickets were available, 35,000 were sold, and 35,000 went.

You guys think thats clear enough? ;) Lets hope so HH3


Makes perfect sense but I'm still trying to work if 35,000 bought tickets and only 34,000 turned up how they where at capacity.[/quote]


Because, they could only sell 35000 tickets (in this example), which they did the volume of tickets sold was at capacity.

It doesn't matter if only one person showed up out of the 35000, they can't then put 34999 noshow tickets on the door because if the no-shows turn up later then the venue would be OVER capacity...
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I understand what your saying jase. But he stated the venue was at full capacity which is implying that no one else could enter the venue.
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^^^^

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Ha! Not me this time.
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:lol: @ JK.

Totally using that, those texts give me the sh*ts!
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fathersonsfl wrote:Is kickinit being serious or taking the duromine? :shock:
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JK wrote:[img]http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/7951/photo11xk.jpg[/img]

That's a lot of work to tell them to piss off.
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A guy in bradford england, dressed up as batman, catches a wanted criminal, and then walks into a police station, still dressed up as batman, and hands the criminal over to police, then leaves without a trace ;)

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The big shrek in the female football thread!!

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Haha classic. I still love it

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