Things that make you laugh

[Ian]

Walker Flat General Store

Less than 1/2 a metre from the LPG cylinder exchange cage (which is covered in No Smoking signs) is a bucket full of kitty litter next to table and chairs for stubbing out cigarette butts.

[Magpiespower]

75 year-old devout Catholic Irish Mum's reaction to the tent scene in Brokeback Mountain.

"Go away! Why would I want to be watching two bloody poofters for? Love story my ass. When are you coming out? Queer."

This was after she stormed out of the lounge room.

That DVD is the best Christmas present I've ever bought her.

Worst Christmas present she's ever got from me...

Walker Flat General Store

Remember that joint from year 10 school camp.

Never seen so much shoplifting in all my life.

Everyone walked out with a showbag of goodies for the price of a can of Coke...

[kickinit]

vegan's thinking if you eat meat your going to die of cancer or heart disease.

[mighty_tiger_79]

haddin v gayle media fight

[woodublieve12]

Don't mess with the cookie monster!!!

[Magpiespower]

NT NYE party.

"[Mum] is ripping arseholes."

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2013/01/02/316357_ntnews.html

[smac]

NT NYE party.

"[Mum] is ripping arseholes."

[url]http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2013/01/02/316357_ntnews.html[/url]

That's beautiful... So much quotable material.

His only regret is no dj!

[The Sleeping Giant]

Humpty Doo specials.

[woodublieve12]

NT NYE party.

"[Mum] is ripping arseholes."

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2013/01/02/316357_ntnews.html

one of those blokes play footy at my club... gold

[am Bays]

One word to describe the Howard Springs/Humpty Doo mob, Loose!!

When I was back up in Darwin 6 weeks ago it coincided with all the year 12 formals. Mate had to give some prizes at one of the school formals on the Friday night at the Convention Centre and got talking to the security staff. They said they've got the Taminmin HS (Humpty Doo) formal tomorrow night and they were "nervous". Basically said they've been coming in for three years now and no dramas, but it can't last...

[Magpiespower]

All aboard the SA Footy Express!

Next stop: Humpty Doo for the 21st.

So... who's driving?

[Pseudo]

NT NYE party.

"[Mum] is ripping arseholes."

[url]http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2013/01/02/316357_ntnews.html[/url]

That's beautiful... So much quotable material.

His only regret is no dj!

Party-goer Ben Lang, 20, whose New Year resolution is to stop eating service station food, said the police made people "rowdy".

Bwaaaaahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaa!

[Johno6]

That DESO add, with the guy "Rappin'"

******* funny as all shit

[RJM]

So they're happy to print in the NT news that "Mum was ripping arseholes" but they edit the word shit?

Shit happens. Arseholes cause it. But they can't print it it seems.

[Booney]

Steven, the poor bastard in the Vodafone ads who isn't even married yet and has already lost ownership of his testicles.

[GWW]

Bill Lawrie thinking that Hussey had made his ground - and not run out - after seeing it live.

Looked pretty clearly out, even before seeing a replay.

[The Dark Knight]

Bill Lawrie thinking that Hussey had made his ground - and not run out - after seeing it live.

Looked pretty clearly out, even before seeing a replay.

Yep, I thought it was out straight away but old Bill wanted nothing of that, going on about how Hussey's such a good athlete, he's safe, blah, blah, blah. He can be so damn biased.

[GWW]

And he (Hussey) isn't even a Victorian

[Dutchy]

Sydney Thunder

[Spargo]

My dentists name
Dr Harms.

It reminds me of accountants I have known - J Badman, E H Crimes, J Gamble.

There's a gyno in Glenelg Sth called Dr Elvis Seman.