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Melissa "Just don't call me Angel" George.

''I don't need credibility from my country any more, I just need them all to be quiet. If they have nothing intelligent to say, please don't speak to me any more. I'd rather be having a croissant and a little espresso in Paris or walking my French bulldog in New York City.''

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Magpiespower wrote:Melissa "Just don't call me Angel" George.

''I don't need credibility from my country any more, I just need them all to be quiet. If they have nothing intelligent to say, please don't speak to me any more. I'd rather be having a croissant and a little espresso in Paris or walking my French bulldog in New York City.''

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/just-dont-call-me-angel-20121110-294uq.html

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Magpiespower wrote:Adelaide.

The City of Churches.

Where priests punch on from the pulpit...

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/year-old-mans-ear-bitten-over-parking-brawl-in-dianella/story-e6frea6u-1226514219093



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DOC wrote:Its in Perth


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So you've seen everything have you?
Yep
Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
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Well you haven't seen everything then have you.
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Right in front of me. RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
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There's lots of smoke on Black Hill near the Gorge, so I call the CFS to check whether it's a burn off or the real thing.

The fella answers ...

Yeah, don't worry, it's not a fire, just a burn off. All under control ... I hope!

I felt so reassured considering I'm only a few hundred metres away. :lol:
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dedja wrote:There's lots of smoke on Black Hill near the Gorge, so I call the CFS to check whether it's a burn off or the real thing.

The fella answers ...

Yeah, don't worry, it's not a fire, just a burn off. All under control ... I hope!

I felt so reassured considering I'm only a few hundred metres away. :lol:

A burn off got out of control near my place in August, albeit a few km away, so major worries.
A few hundred metres, yeah I'd be fairly concerned by that :)
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dedja wrote:There's lots of smoke on Black Hill near the Gorge, so I call the CFS to check whether it's a burn off or the real thing.

The fella answers ...

Yeah, don't worry, it's not a fire, just a burn off. All under control ... I hope!

I felt so reassured considering I'm only a few hundred metres away. :lol:


Ahh, I was wondering where that Eucalyptus burning smell was coming from when I got home.
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Seeing more and more so called celebrities having their own perfume or aftershave.Can anyone tell me when the Kurt Tippett range will be released.
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hottie wrote:Seeing more and more so called celebrities having their own perfume or aftershave...


You don't own Chanel No. 5?

As if!

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Swedes rejecting national cultural icon "The Swedish Chef" from The Muppets.

Akin to Aussies rejecting Steve Irwin.

Crikey! What a load of hurdy gurdy, bork bork!

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Sydney FC.
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F.C's soo called love of Dirty Dancing according to CK. ;)
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that's not funny.

I hate it... hate, hate, VOMIT!
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