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[fester69]

Why did Princess Diana cross the road??
She wasn't wearing her seatbelt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Punk Rooster]

How can you spot a Japanese prostitute?
She's the one in the fishnets....

[mal]

A Koala Bear picks up a hooker, takes her home, and goes down on her for several hours
The Koala Bear then proceeds to leave her
The Hooker asked for the money
The Koala bear responds
"" Im not gunna pay yer, you nuttin' but a dirty filthy slut.""
""Now hang on hairy legs, in the Dictionary the definition of a Hooker is a person who performs sex or sexual acts for money.""
"" Listen hear slut, if you checked out the Dictionary definition of a Koala Bear it reads like this, eats bushes and leaves.""

[redandblack]

How can you spot a Japanese prostitute?
She's the one in the fishnets....

Hilarious

[mickey]

Yes they are in bad taste, but after every major tragedy they jokes do the rounds

I recently opened a cafe in Japan it started out abit shakey but people are slowly starting to drift in...

My Japanese girlfriend just dumped me but im not worried, theres plenty more of them in the sea...

Japan is that advanced that they don't go to the water the water comes to them...

[redandblack]

No, Micky, there weren't any after the Queensland floods or the NZ earthquake, I think.

They were there after the asylum seekers drownings and the Japanese tragedy.

You're right, they are in bad taste, but I'm pleased for you that you find them funny.

[mickey]

There was after the floods and the quake, there was after 9/11...

there are jokes after famous people die, or bad things happen..

[redandblack]

Which jokes were on SA Footy after the floods and the quakes, mate?

No dramas, we all like different things.

I just think jokes about thousands of people dying aren't that funny.

[Media Park]

There was after the floods and the quake, there was after 9/11... on safooty.net?

there are jokes after famous people die wacko jacko, or bad things happen..

[Psyber]

How can you spot a Japanese prostitute?
She's the one in the fishnets....

Hilarious

I got sent that on my mobile too - allegedly from "The Whales".
That particular acquaintance sends "off" jokes at times, but also the odd good one.

[OnSong]

How can you spot a Japanese prostitute?
She's the one in the fishnets....

Hilarious

I got sent that on my mobile too - allegedly from "The Whales".
That particular acquaintance sends "off" jokes at times, but also the odd good one.

I got sent some Christchurch jokes too. Allegedly from "The Sheep".

[Bald Eagle]

I think people need to take these for what they are... JOKES!

[redandblack]

Jokes about lots of people dying.

[OnSong]

Jokes about lots of people dying.

Refer to thread title.

[Johno6]

this reminds me of that south park episode i think it is, when they count down when its officially enough time passed to make jokes about aids or someone dying...

i dunno i cant remember

[OnSong]

this reminds me of that south park episode i think it is, when they count down when its officially enough time passed to make jokes about aids or someone dying...

i dunno i cant remember

Hey everyone, AIDS is funny!

[Johno6]

thats the one!!

[redandblack]

Jokes about lots of people dying.

Refer to thread title.

That doesn't alter my attitude or make any of the 'jokes' funny.

You referring to it, though, shows you obviously know they're offensive.

I should also point out that this thread is subject to the same rules as the rest of the site.

[OnSong]

I don't find them offensive. I realise some people might but people get offended by all sorts of things. I just don't think your overly PC attitude to humour is a good fit with this thread. By all means, have your opinions, but if you want to discuss what's funny or what's not, start a thread with that topic. In the mean time, keep the jokes rolling.

[redandblack]

Accusing people of being 'politically correct' is just too easy. If it's politically correct to think jokes about people dying aren't clever or funny, then I'm happy to be politically correct.

I'll keep saying so, as I've noticed it's quite OK on here to say a joke is funny, but suddenly it's not OK to say it's not funny

As I said, there were no jokes on here about the Queensland floods or the NZ earthquakes, so there's a common theme about what jokes are deemed OK.

If you think jokes about hundreds of children dying are funny, I'm not stopping you at all, but I'll keep exercising my right of free speech to keep saying it's not funny.